Funtcart funtcart funt
Used that line too many times
Put FUNT back in CART !

Putin is the king
Trump is his fat prison bitch
....That is the real news

Quit yer goose stepping
Clean your liverwurst cum stains
Perhaps a shower?

Char-B-Q'd Trump Roast
Pigfucked fat orange ass pit
Lord shriveled cheeto

Barack Clinton Bush
Used to be your prezident.
TRUMP is now your king

Twenty four, seven
Sixty nine, poontang, BLOWJOB
cuntfart cuntfart cunt

Farth Digpucker's lines:
Gentle breeze caresses grass
Milk-white lambs bleat, shit...

Giddy, hovering
Defecating in the mouth
Of your "president"

Love you, leftist scum
Love your culture and values
Love you till you die

Twenty-four, thirteen
Eleven, seventy-five
Seventeen -- HAIK(U) !

Submerged in foul shit,
Dry-heaving graphic sex-terms:
Your brain on Haiku

Another quick one
To remind you of the fact
That Trump is your lord

Tadpoles are silent.
And yet frogs make so much noise.
Humans are the same.

This site averages
seven and a half haiku
per day, that's not bad.

How futile life is.
It is here an then it's not.
And there's no meaning.

Well, there is one thing.
And that's killing mosquitoes.
Kill every last one.

Portable penis
No baculum..the dink bone
Just David Crosby

Balls, huge and hairy.
Goats, pigs, bulls, and porpoises.
Why are men's so small?

Mork was amazing.
More convincing than ET.
More cunning linguist.

But did Mork ever watch LOTR trilogy?
What would he have thought of orcs?

Mork was amazing.
More convincing than ET.
Truly alien.

As if by magic
The haikus flowed sweet and clean
Trickled down your leg

Shazbot mork ork
Midterm erection so yuge
Bad poop bad bad poop

I look down my nose
At lowly poetasters..BAH
Wait, that's not my nose

Waited so long for this
My fifteen minutes of fame
I'm a real POET

One family member
Is not constipated now
Praised be the Lord

God hath spaeketh
Yon prize winner bath cheateth
Lickethed his finger

Clean fingernail prize
Awarded to the person
Who picks their ass least.

All seeing pervert
Abusive God. Cloud wanker
Creator of Crap

Skirt lift skirt lift pfft
Must release egg fumes PA TOOT
Reset egg meter

Family gathering
Togetherness on Sunday
Smelling Dad's egg farts

fart cunt..up the front
poet.. know it. farrrrt. show it
poop stain poop stain fart

Can't argue with that
God is Good. Made farts and cunts.
dinosaur cunt fart

All these molecules
To make an organism
that writes "cuntfart cunt".

You see, God exists.
"cuntfart cunt" is proof of that.
Touched by heaven's art.

No no, that's all wrong.
To be a great poet write
"cuntfart cuntfart cunt".

Guess it takes a while
To become a great poet
Cuntfart Cuntfart cunt

And repeat the stench
The stench the stench repeat it
Repeat Repeat it

Jarsloopf dar knurpf
Dag sklaff schufk vrokksha mirta
Vrokksha "Bad Farts Humor"

Drown in your own shit
Vile poetasting scumbags
Yes. GOD DOES HATE YOU🤯

Anal haiku clowns:
Continue eating shit. Wow
That's real poetry!

Have you tried cheesing?
Yes, I mean huffing cat piss.
Well, Kenny likes it.

Fruit of the Gloom
Fie, evil dingle berries
Guarded by limp snake

Got some funny gas
Comes out of my funny ass
Do you like my laugh?

Bend over and smile
Got your best side. Now, pout..
I didn't say SHIT!!

Great Barrier Queef
Hey now, There's an adventure
For the strong of nose

My son has seizures
Was on a respirator
I never huffed. Puffed

I don't like haiku,
but post here to be a troll.
Inhales queef balloon.

Just say N2O.
Nitrous oxide funny gas.
Huffed them at Dead shows.

Watch the gas-heads "fish".
Meaning flop around like mad.
A mild seizure.

Skligor va celgo
Minsca jora pranka jor
Sligor va droya

Ed Sullivan's Ghost:
Ed died sucking his own prong
A really big spew

The bear's on the roof
Jacking off his greasy dink
That's why your head's wet

Pow! in the kisser
Jump Back,
Pervert Dentist
Laughing Gas Fartload!!

Jizzim prism lisp.
Four in five dentithtth agree.
Gargle gargoyle!