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Putin is the king
Trump is his fat prison bitch
....That is the real news
Haiku #60555
, by Concerned American
October 29, 2018 1:49 pm ET
Quit yer goose stepping
Clean your liverwurst cum stains
Perhaps a shower?
Haiku #60554
, by Anonymous Poet
October 29, 2018 1:46 pm ET
Char-B-Q'd Trump Roast
Pigfucked fat orange ass pit
Lord shriveled cheeto
Haiku #60553
, by Anonymous Poet
October 29, 2018 1:43 pm ET
Barack Clinton Bush
Used to be your prezident.
TRUMP is now your king
Haiku #60552
, by sorry about the will of the American people, thweetie
October 29, 2018 1:42 pm ET
Twenty four, seven
Sixty nine, poontang, BLOWJOB
cuntfart cuntfart cunt
Haiku #60551
, by G. Whiz
October 29, 2018 1:37 pm ET
Farth Digpucker's lines:
Gentle breeze caresses grass
Milk-white lambs bleat, shit...
Haiku #60550
, by by by by by of baaa baaaa baaaaaaaaaaaa
October 29, 2018 1:35 pm ET
Giddy, hovering
Defecating in the mouth
Of your "president"
Haiku #60549
, by Good Citizen
October 29, 2018 1:33 pm ET
Love you, leftist scum
Love your culture and values
Love you till you die
Haiku #60548
, by loving our enemies we get tired of not hating them
October 29, 2018 1:29 pm ET
Twenty-four, thirteen
Eleven, seventy-five
Seventeen -- HAIK(U) !
Haiku #60547
, by the 40-yard line of taking the knee for D.J. Trump Mein Fuhrer
October 29, 2018 1:23 pm ET
Submerged in foul shit,
Dry-heaving graphic sex-terms:
Your brain on Haiku
Haiku #60546
, by lon ba by lon ba by lon of Chaldea
October 29, 2018 1:15 pm ET
Another quick one
To remind you of the fact
That Trump is your lord
Haiku #60545
, by Anonymous Poet
October 29, 2018 1:05 pm ET
Tadpoles are silent.
And yet frogs make so much noise.
Humans are the same.
Haiku #60544
, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
October 29, 2018 8:33 am ET
This site averages
seven and a half haiku
per day, that's not bad.
Haiku #60543
, by DARTH FIGPUCKER of I hate statistics.
October 29, 2018 6:26 am ET
How futile life is.
It is here an then it's not.
And there's no meaning.
Well, there is one thing.
And that's killing mosquitoes.
Kill every last one.
Haiku #60542
, by DARTH FIGPUCKER of I can feel your anger. It gives you focus!
October 29, 2018 6:21 am ET
Portable penis
No baculum..the dink bone
Just David Crosby
Haiku #60541
, by Exception to the rule since he is a walrus
October 29, 2018 2:41 am ET
Balls, huge and hairy.
Goats, pigs, bulls, and porpoises.
Why are men's so small?
Haiku #60540
, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
October 29, 2018 12:34 am ET
Mork was amazing.
More convincing than ET.
More cunning linguist.
But did Mork ever watch LOTR trilogy?
What would he have thought of orcs?
Haiku #60539
, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
October 29, 2018 12:19 am ET
Mork was amazing.
More convincing than ET.
Truly alien.
Haiku #60538
, by DARTH FIGPUCKER of Mourning a great comedian.
October 29, 2018 12:15 am ET
As if by magic
The haikus flowed sweet and clean
Trickled down your leg
Haiku #60537
, by Joker of Holding pan of warm water . Your hand is soaking
October 28, 2018 10:33 pm ET
Shazbot mork ork
Midterm erection so yuge
Bad poop bad bad poop
Haiku #60536
, by Anonymous Poet
October 28, 2018 8:48 pm ET
I look down my nose
At lowly poetasters..BAH
Wait, that's not my nose
Haiku #60535
, by Not my nose of But it's running like a faucet
October 28, 2018 8:38 pm ET
Waited so long for this
My fifteen minutes of fame
I'm a real POET
Haiku #60534
, by POET
October 28, 2018 8:36 pm ET
One family member
Is not constipated now
Praised be the Lord
Haiku #60533
, by Praised 2 syllables
October 28, 2018 5:13 pm ET
God hath spaeketh
Yon prize winner bath cheateth
Lickethed his finger
Haiku #60532
, by God of Up High
October 28, 2018 4:27 pm ET
Clean fingernail prize
Awarded to the person
Who picks their ass least.
Haiku #60531
, by Honor
October 28, 2018 4:24 pm ET
All seeing pervert
Abusive God. Cloud wanker
Creator of Crap
Haiku #60530
, by Anonymous Poet
October 28, 2018 4:15 pm ET
Skirt lift skirt lift pfft
Must release egg fumes PA TOOT
Reset egg meter
Haiku #60529
, by Egg Farting Gal
October 28, 2018 4:10 pm ET
Family gathering
Togetherness on Sunday
Smelling Dad's egg farts
Haiku #60528
, by Family of Home
October 28, 2018 4:03 pm ET
fart cunt..up the front
poet.. know it. farrrrt. show it
poop stain poop stain fart
Haiku #60527
, by Behemothly Yours of Behemothville
October 28, 2018 3:58 pm ET
Can't argue with that
God is Good. Made farts and cunts.
dinosaur cunt fart
Haiku #60526
, by Spiritual Spirit of Over here
October 28, 2018 3:55 pm ET
All these molecules
To make an organism
that writes "cuntfart cunt".
You see, God exists.
"cuntfart cunt" is proof of that.
Touched by heaven's art.
Haiku #60525
, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
October 28, 2018 3:08 pm ET
No no, that's all wrong.
To be a great poet write
"cuntfart cuntfart cunt".
Haiku #60524
, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
October 28, 2018 3:02 pm ET
Guess it takes a while
To become a great poet
Cuntfart Cuntfart cunt
Haiku #60523
, by Cuntfart of Cunt
October 28, 2018 2:26 pm ET
And repeat the stench
The stench the stench repeat it
Repeat Repeat it
Haiku #60522
, by Anonymous Poet
October 28, 2018 1:34 pm ET
Jarsloopf dar knurpf
Dag sklaff schufk vrokksha mirta
Vrokksha "Bad Farts Humor"
Haiku #60521
, by Poet
October 28, 2018 1:30 pm ET
Drown in your own shit
Vile poetasting scumbags
Yes. GOD DOES HATE YOU🤯
Haiku #60520
, by Anonymous Poet
October 28, 2018 1:10 pm ET
Anal haiku clowns:
Continue eating shit. Wow
That's real poetry!
Haiku #60519
, by Anonymous Poet
October 28, 2018 1:06 pm ET
Have you tried cheesing?
Yes, I mean huffing cat piss.
Well, Kenny likes it.
Haiku #60518
, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
October 28, 2018 7:40 am ET
Fruit of the Gloom
Fie, evil dingle berries
Guarded by limp snake
Haiku #60517
, by Kingdom of Krust
October 28, 2018 3:50 am ET
Got some funny gas
Comes out of my funny ass
Do you like my laugh?
Haiku #60516
, by Tee hee queef queef queef of Barrel of gold monkeys
October 28, 2018 3:42 am ET
Bend over and smile
Got your best side. Now, pout..
I didn't say SHIT!!
Haiku #60515
, by Perv
October 28, 2018 3:38 am ET
Great Barrier Queef
Hey now, There's an adventure
For the strong of nose
Haiku #60514
, by Sniffy
October 28, 2018 3:34 am ET
My son has seizures
Was on a respirator
I never huffed. Puffed
Haiku #60513
, by Saw lots of Dead shows of Had shrooms, lsd I prefer Zevia, cereal and peace and quiet
October 28, 2018 3:22 am ET
I don't like haiku,
but post here to be a troll.
Inhales queef balloon.
Just say N2O.
Nitrous oxide funny gas.
Huffed them at Dead shows.
Watch the gas-heads "fish".
Meaning flop around like mad.
A mild seizure.
Haiku #60512
, by DARTH FIGPUCKER of Who needs oxygen anyway?!
October 28, 2018 2:44 am ET
Skligor va celgo
Minsca jora pranka jor
Sligor va droya
Haiku #60511
, by Sligor of Celgo
October 28, 2018 12:25 am ET
Ed Sullivan's Ghost:
Ed died sucking his own prong
A really big spew
Haiku #60510
, by TV Guide of Ebay
October 28, 2018 12:14 am ET
The bear's on the roof
Jacking off his greasy dink
That's why your head's wet
Haiku #60509
, by Park Ranger of Denali
October 28, 2018 12:12 am ET
Pow! in the kisser
Jump Back,
Pervert Dentist
Laughing Gas Fartload!!
Haiku #60508
, by Dick Cavity of Dentist office parking lot
October 28, 2018 12:10 am ET
Jizzim prism lisp.
Four in five dentithtth agree.
Gargle gargoyle!
Haiku #60507
, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
October 27, 2018 10:46 pm ET
Jizzim lips lips lips
Jizzim lips lips lips lips lips
Jizzim Jizzim lips
Haiku #60506
, by Jizzim Lips
October 27, 2018 9:16 pm ET
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