Portable penis
No baculum..the dink bone
Just David Crosby

Balls, huge and hairy.
Goats, pigs, bulls, and porpoises.
Why are men's so small?

Mork was amazing.
More convincing than ET.
More cunning linguist.

But did Mork ever watch LOTR trilogy?
What would he have thought of orcs?

Mork was amazing.
More convincing than ET.
Truly alien.

As if by magic
The haikus flowed sweet and clean
Trickled down your leg

Shazbot mork ork
Midterm erection so yuge
Bad poop bad bad poop

I look down my nose
At lowly poetasters..BAH
Wait, that's not my nose

Waited so long for this
My fifteen minutes of fame
I'm a real POET

One family member
Is not constipated now
Praised be the Lord

God hath spaeketh
Yon prize winner bath cheateth
Lickethed his finger

Clean fingernail prize
Awarded to the person
Who picks their ass least.

All seeing pervert
Abusive God. Cloud wanker
Creator of Crap

Skirt lift skirt lift pfft
Must release egg fumes PA TOOT
Reset egg meter

Family gathering
Togetherness on Sunday
Smelling Dad's egg farts

fart cunt..up the front
poet.. know it. farrrrt. show it
poop stain poop stain fart

Can't argue with that
God is Good. Made farts and cunts.
dinosaur cunt fart

All these molecules
To make an organism
that writes "cuntfart cunt".

You see, God exists.
"cuntfart cunt" is proof of that.
Touched by heaven's art.

No no, that's all wrong.
To be a great poet write
"cuntfart cuntfart cunt".

Guess it takes a while
To become a great poet
Cuntfart Cuntfart cunt

And repeat the stench
The stench the stench repeat it
Repeat Repeat it

Jarsloopf dar knurpf
Dag sklaff schufk vrokksha mirta
Vrokksha "Bad Farts Humor"

Drown in your own shit
Vile poetasting scumbags
Yes. GOD DOES HATE YOU🤯

Anal haiku clowns:
Continue eating shit. Wow
That's real poetry!

Have you tried cheesing?
Yes, I mean huffing cat piss.
Well, Kenny likes it.

Fruit of the Gloom
Fie, evil dingle berries
Guarded by limp snake

Got some funny gas
Comes out of my funny ass
Do you like my laugh?

Bend over and smile
Got your best side. Now, pout..
I didn't say SHIT!!

Great Barrier Queef
Hey now, There's an adventure
For the strong of nose

My son has seizures
Was on a respirator
I never huffed. Puffed

I don't like haiku,
but post here to be a troll.
Inhales queef balloon.

Just say N2O.
Nitrous oxide funny gas.
Huffed them at Dead shows.

Watch the gas-heads "fish".
Meaning flop around like mad.
A mild seizure.

Skligor va celgo
Minsca jora pranka jor
Sligor va droya

Ed Sullivan's Ghost:
Ed died sucking his own prong
A really big spew

The bear's on the roof
Jacking off his greasy dink
That's why your head's wet

Pow! in the kisser
Jump Back,
Pervert Dentist
Laughing Gas Fartload!!

Jizzim prism lisp.
Four in five dentithtth agree.
Gargle gargoyle!

Jizzim lips lips lips
Jizzim lips lips lips lips lips
Jizzim Jizzim lips

Snazz noot savoot
Cuntfart cuntfart toot patoot
Oat potential poop

Bestiality
in asses' ass my poo worm
is all you deserve.

Half-assed ass-whole, wholly holy frijoles free jollies jollybeans and Reagon's ray-gun beat meat sweet treat teat defeat and an ice cream Sunday on the side chick.

Donated a few
Figured someone could use them
Smelly egger farts

happy birthday unhappy to see
what still happens we cannot stop
we can only live and mourn

everything that happens
in this life happens again and again
and it shouldnt happen but it does

Halloween Murders
Thoughts and prayers for the families
More candy for us!

Online love affair
Long distance inflammation
Sorry, wrong number

You are infected.
Provide bar stool sample please.
Now we can help you.

Listhp

Insemination
Now the seed has been planted
Anal Beanstalk, Grow!

Five o'clock somewhere
I'm not much of a drinker
Like a stiff one, though

It's God and Devil
and God and Devil and God
And Devil and God

Bestiality
In half-assed Haiku verse form
Is the best you got?

Dented his forehead
Breakdancing Taz devil style
With happy ending