Haiku #60505, by Zanook of Zkeezork October 27, 2018 9:12 pm ET
Bestiality
in asses' ass my poo worm
is all you deserve.
Half-assed ass-whole, wholly holy frijoles free jollies jollybeans and Reagon's ray-gun beat meat sweet treat teat defeat and an ice cream Sunday on the side chick.
Haiku #60504, by Poot! October 27, 2018 8:57 pm ET
Donated a few
Figured someone could use them
Smelly egger farts
Haiku #60503, by Not a Hen of I think you know where October 27, 2018 8:57 pm ET
happy birthday unhappy to see
what still happens we cannot stop
we can only live and mourn
Haiku #60502, by Not a Haiku October 27, 2018 5:33 pm ET
everything that happens
in this life happens again and again
and it shouldnt happen but it does
Haiku #60501, by Not a Haiku October 27, 2018 5:30 pm ET
Halloween Murders
Thoughts and prayers for the families
More candy for us!
Haiku #60500, by Sweet tooth October 27, 2018 5:27 pm ET
Online love affair
Long distance inflammation
Sorry, wrong number
Haiku #60499, by Walton's Mountain resident of Ike Godzey's store October 27, 2018 2:52 pm ET
You are infected.
Provide bar stool sample please.
Now we can help you.
Haiku #60498, by providing stool sample there is hope of purgation October 27, 2018 1:58 pm ET
Listhp
Haiku #60497, by Paul lynde October 27, 2018 12:08 pm ET
Insemination
Now the seed has been planted
Anal Beanstalk, Grow!
Haiku #60496, by Using our imaginathions October 27, 2018 12:08 pm ET
Five o'clock somewhere
I'm not much of a drinker
Like a stiff one, though
Haiku #60495, by Parrot head of Margaritaville October 27, 2018 11:55 am ET
It's God and Devil
and God and Devil and God
And Devil and God
Haiku #60494, by Andy D'eville of Barstool October 27, 2018 11:53 am ET
Bestiality
In half-assed Haiku verse form
Is the best you got?
Haiku #60493, by and by you will appear before the Lord of Glory October 27, 2018 11:13 am ET
Dented his forehead
Breakdancing Taz devil style
With happy ending
Haiku #60492, by Repairman of Forehead dent and ding October 27, 2018 3:20 am ET