BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
23 Years
350 Days
and
68536 Haikus
later...
Jarsloopf dar knurpf
Dag sklaff schufk vrokksha mirta
Vrokksha "Bad Farts Humor"
Haiku #60521, by Poet
October 28, 2018 1:30 pm ET

Drown in your own shit
Vile poetasting scumbags
Yes. GOD DOES HATE YOU🤯
Haiku #60520, by Anonymous Poet
October 28, 2018 1:10 pm ET

Anal haiku clowns:
Continue eating shit. Wow
That's real poetry!
Haiku #60519, by Anonymous Poet
October 28, 2018 1:06 pm ET

Have you tried cheesing?
Yes, I mean huffing cat piss.
Well, Kenny likes it.
Haiku #60518, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
October 28, 2018 7:40 am ET

Fruit of the Gloom
Fie, evil dingle berries
Guarded by limp snake
Haiku #60517, by Kingdom of Krust
October 28, 2018 3:50 am ET

Got some funny gas
Comes out of my funny ass
Do you like my laugh?
Haiku #60516, by Tee hee queef queef queef of Barrel of gold monkeys
October 28, 2018 3:42 am ET

Bend over and smile
Got your best side. Now, pout..
I didn't say SHIT!!
Haiku #60515, by Perv
October 28, 2018 3:38 am ET

Great Barrier Queef
Hey now, There's an adventure
For the strong of nose
Haiku #60514, by Sniffy
October 28, 2018 3:34 am ET

My son has seizures
Was on a respirator
I never huffed. Puffed
Haiku #60513, by Saw lots of Dead shows of Had shrooms, lsd I prefer Zevia, cereal and peace and quiet
October 28, 2018 3:22 am ET

I don't like haiku,
but post here to be a troll.
Inhales queef balloon.

Just say N2O.
Nitrous oxide funny gas.
Huffed them at Dead shows.

Watch the gas-heads "fish".
Meaning flop around like mad.
A mild seizure.
Haiku #60512, by DARTH FIGPUCKER of Who needs oxygen anyway?!
October 28, 2018 2:44 am ET

Skligor va celgo
Minsca jora pranka jor
Sligor va droya
Haiku #60511, by Sligor of Celgo
October 28, 2018 12:25 am ET

Ed Sullivan's Ghost:
Ed died sucking his own prong
A really big spew
Haiku #60510, by TV Guide of Ebay
October 28, 2018 12:14 am ET

The bear's on the roof
Jacking off his greasy dink
That's why your head's wet
Haiku #60509, by Park Ranger of Denali
October 28, 2018 12:12 am ET

Pow! in the kisser
Jump Back,
Pervert Dentist
Laughing Gas Fartload!!
Haiku #60508, by Dick Cavity of Dentist office parking lot
October 28, 2018 12:10 am ET

Jizzim prism lisp.
Four in five dentithtth agree.
Gargle gargoyle!
Haiku #60507, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
October 27, 2018 10:46 pm ET

Jizzim lips lips lips
Jizzim lips lips lips lips lips
Jizzim Jizzim lips
Haiku #60506, by Jizzim Lips
October 27, 2018 9:16 pm ET

Snazz noot savoot
Cuntfart cuntfart toot patoot
Oat potential poop
Haiku #60505, by Zanook of Zkeezork
October 27, 2018 9:12 pm ET

Bestiality
in asses' ass my poo worm
is all you deserve.

Half-assed ass-whole, wholly holy frijoles free jollies jollybeans and Reagon's ray-gun beat meat sweet treat teat defeat and an ice cream Sunday on the side chick.
Haiku #60504, by Poot!
October 27, 2018 8:57 pm ET

Donated a few
Figured someone could use them
Smelly egger farts
Haiku #60503, by Not a Hen of I think you know where
October 27, 2018 8:57 pm ET

happy birthday unhappy to see
what still happens we cannot stop
we can only live and mourn
Haiku #60502, by Not a Haiku
October 27, 2018 5:33 pm ET

everything that happens
in this life happens again and again
and it shouldnt happen but it does
Haiku #60501, by Not a Haiku
October 27, 2018 5:30 pm ET

Halloween Murders
Thoughts and prayers for the families
More candy for us!
Haiku #60500, by Sweet tooth
October 27, 2018 5:27 pm ET

Online love affair
Long distance inflammation
Sorry, wrong number
Haiku #60499, by Walton's Mountain resident of Ike Godzey's store
October 27, 2018 2:52 pm ET

You are infected.
Provide bar stool sample please.
Now we can help you.
Haiku #60498, by providing stool sample there is hope of purgation
October 27, 2018 1:58 pm ET

Listhp
Haiku #60497, by Paul lynde
October 27, 2018 12:08 pm ET

Insemination
Now the seed has been planted
Anal Beanstalk, Grow!
Haiku #60496, by Using our imaginathions
October 27, 2018 12:08 pm ET

Five o'clock somewhere
I'm not much of a drinker
Like a stiff one, though
Haiku #60495, by Parrot head of Margaritaville
October 27, 2018 11:55 am ET

It's God and Devil
and God and Devil and God
And Devil and God
Haiku #60494, by Andy D'eville of Barstool
October 27, 2018 11:53 am ET

Bestiality
In half-assed Haiku verse form
Is the best you got?
Haiku #60493, by and by you will appear before the Lord of Glory
October 27, 2018 11:13 am ET

Dented his forehead
Breakdancing Taz devil style
With happy ending
Haiku #60492, by Repairman of Forehead dent and ding
October 27, 2018 3:20 am ET

I wonder if Darth
Vader force-chokes his chicken.
Cock-a-doodle-doo.

If so, that would be
crispy fried force-choked chicken.
Cock-a-doodle-don't.
Haiku #60491, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
October 27, 2018 3:16 am ET

In the olden days
they called the olden days "yor".
You're not all that old.
Haiku #60490, by DARTH FIGPUCKER of I need Randolph's time machine.
October 27, 2018 3:09 am ET

In the olden days
they called the olden days "yor".
You are not so old.
Haiku #60489, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
October 27, 2018 3:06 am ET

Get it on both hands
Then you really got the clap
Round of applause, now
Haiku #60488, by Werewolf of London
October 27, 2018 2:43 am ET

One of the brothers
Had a hand covered with hair
Beginner Werewolf

Yes, they were inbred
Haiku #60487, by Anonymous Poet
October 27, 2018 2:26 am ET

In the olden days
People entertained themselves
With masturbation
Haiku #60486, by Masturbator of Olden days
October 27, 2018 2:17 am ET

I'm praying for you
I hope you are o.k., friend
My cat sends a meow
Haiku #60485, by Anonymous Poet
October 27, 2018 2:04 am ET

Columbia House
I won't ever be paying
Those records and tapes
Haiku #60484, by Anonymous Poet
October 27, 2018 2:00 am ET

That fake nail bomber
Looks like Christopher Walken
But can he tap dance?
Haiku #60483, by Da Bomb of Tap dancing on your sidewalk
October 27, 2018 1:57 am ET

Thought you were drowning
Jerking off an octopus?
They have 8 arms, dude
Haiku #60482, by Puzzled of The ocean is weird
October 27, 2018 1:54 am ET

You ever wonder
what sane people think when they
read the shite on here?
Haiku #60481, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
October 26, 2018 11:38 pm ET

Huffing glue is gay.
Gold spray paint's for glitter fags.
Real men huff bug spray.
Haiku #60480, by DARTH FIGPUCKER of Hatin' on the skeeters yet again.
October 26, 2018 11:36 pm ET

Downward Facing Darth
Your Yoga pants tell story
X rated so far
Haiku #60479, by Storytime of Bad Haiku
October 26, 2018 7:41 pm ET

Please don't suck my dick.
I can handle that myself.
Yoga has paid off.
Haiku #60478, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
October 26, 2018 7:04 pm ET

Randolph was near bald.
He walked just like a big foot
with no muscle tone.

He often spoke of
sorority house orgy
gang bang fantasies.

His forehead was huge
and slightly dented inwards
like from a bad wreck.

He was expelled from
the physics grad school but still
read all the journals.

I'm sure they loved him
showing up uninvited
to symposia.
Haiku #60477, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
October 26, 2018 6:59 pm ET

Improved Lava Lamp
With Aromatherapy
Fill with your own poop
Haiku #60476, by Groovy of As seen on tv
October 26, 2018 6:30 pm ET

What do you call it?
Rear end smells like dead bodies
After washing it
Haiku #60475, by Smelly
October 26, 2018 6:09 pm ET

Registered to vote
Some day I'll be president!
John Boy Walton's MOLE
Haiku #60474, by Anonymous Poet
October 26, 2018 5:58 pm ET

Immortal poet
My soul shall live in Haiku.
Should I drink more beer?
Haiku #60473, by by Miss American Beer of grammar can suck my lexical comprehension
October 26, 2018 5:36 pm ET

Show me your gonads
Don't bother sprucing them up now
You got ugly junk!
Haiku #60472, by Anonymous Poet
October 26, 2018 3:09 pm ET