BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
23 Years
346 Days
and
68480 Haikus
later...
Mork was amazing.
More convincing than ET.
More cunning linguist.

But did Mork ever watch LOTR trilogy?
What would he have thought of orcs?
Haiku #60539, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
October 29, 2018 12:19 am ET

Mork was amazing.
More convincing than ET.
Truly alien.
Haiku #60538, by DARTH FIGPUCKER of Mourning a great comedian.
October 29, 2018 12:15 am ET

As if by magic
The haikus flowed sweet and clean
Trickled down your leg
Haiku #60537, by Joker of Holding pan of warm water . Your hand is soaking
October 28, 2018 10:33 pm ET

Shazbot mork ork
Midterm erection so yuge
Bad poop bad bad poop
Haiku #60536, by Anonymous Poet
October 28, 2018 8:48 pm ET

I look down my nose
At lowly poetasters..BAH
Wait, that's not my nose
Haiku #60535, by Not my nose of But it's running like a faucet
October 28, 2018 8:38 pm ET

Waited so long for this
My fifteen minutes of fame
I'm a real POET
Haiku #60534, by POET
October 28, 2018 8:36 pm ET

One family member
Is not constipated now
Praised be the Lord
Haiku #60533, by Praised 2 syllables
October 28, 2018 5:13 pm ET

God hath spaeketh
Yon prize winner bath cheateth
Lickethed his finger
Haiku #60532, by God of Up High
October 28, 2018 4:27 pm ET

Clean fingernail prize
Awarded to the person
Who picks their ass least.
Haiku #60531, by Honor
October 28, 2018 4:24 pm ET

All seeing pervert
Abusive God. Cloud wanker
Creator of Crap
Haiku #60530, by Anonymous Poet
October 28, 2018 4:15 pm ET

Skirt lift skirt lift pfft
Must release egg fumes PA TOOT
Reset egg meter
Haiku #60529, by Egg Farting Gal
October 28, 2018 4:10 pm ET

Family gathering
Togetherness on Sunday
Smelling Dad's egg farts
Haiku #60528, by Family of Home
October 28, 2018 4:03 pm ET

fart cunt..up the front
poet.. know it. farrrrt. show it
poop stain poop stain fart
Haiku #60527, by Behemothly Yours of Behemothville
October 28, 2018 3:58 pm ET

Can't argue with that
God is Good. Made farts and cunts.
dinosaur cunt fart
Haiku #60526, by Spiritual Spirit of Over here
October 28, 2018 3:55 pm ET

All these molecules
To make an organism
that writes "cuntfart cunt".

You see, God exists.
"cuntfart cunt" is proof of that.
Touched by heaven's art.
Haiku #60525, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
October 28, 2018 3:08 pm ET

No no, that's all wrong.
To be a great poet write
"cuntfart cuntfart cunt".
Haiku #60524, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
October 28, 2018 3:02 pm ET

Guess it takes a while
To become a great poet
Cuntfart Cuntfart cunt
Haiku #60523, by Cuntfart of Cunt
October 28, 2018 2:26 pm ET

And repeat the stench
The stench the stench repeat it
Repeat Repeat it
Haiku #60522, by Anonymous Poet
October 28, 2018 1:34 pm ET

Jarsloopf dar knurpf
Dag sklaff schufk vrokksha mirta
Vrokksha "Bad Farts Humor"
Haiku #60521, by Poet
October 28, 2018 1:30 pm ET

Drown in your own shit
Vile poetasting scumbags
Yes. GOD DOES HATE YOU🤯
Haiku #60520, by Anonymous Poet
October 28, 2018 1:10 pm ET

Anal haiku clowns:
Continue eating shit. Wow
That's real poetry!
Haiku #60519, by Anonymous Poet
October 28, 2018 1:06 pm ET

Have you tried cheesing?
Yes, I mean huffing cat piss.
Well, Kenny likes it.
Haiku #60518, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
October 28, 2018 7:40 am ET

Fruit of the Gloom
Fie, evil dingle berries
Guarded by limp snake
Haiku #60517, by Kingdom of Krust
October 28, 2018 3:50 am ET

Got some funny gas
Comes out of my funny ass
Do you like my laugh?
Haiku #60516, by Tee hee queef queef queef of Barrel of gold monkeys
October 28, 2018 3:42 am ET

Bend over and smile
Got your best side. Now, pout..
I didn't say SHIT!!
Haiku #60515, by Perv
October 28, 2018 3:38 am ET

Great Barrier Queef
Hey now, There's an adventure
For the strong of nose
Haiku #60514, by Sniffy
October 28, 2018 3:34 am ET

My son has seizures
Was on a respirator
I never huffed. Puffed
Haiku #60513, by Saw lots of Dead shows of Had shrooms, lsd I prefer Zevia, cereal and peace and quiet
October 28, 2018 3:22 am ET

I don't like haiku,
but post here to be a troll.
Inhales queef balloon.

Just say N2O.
Nitrous oxide funny gas.
Huffed them at Dead shows.

Watch the gas-heads "fish".
Meaning flop around like mad.
A mild seizure.
Haiku #60512, by DARTH FIGPUCKER of Who needs oxygen anyway?!
October 28, 2018 2:44 am ET

Skligor va celgo
Minsca jora pranka jor
Sligor va droya
Haiku #60511, by Sligor of Celgo
October 28, 2018 12:25 am ET

Ed Sullivan's Ghost:
Ed died sucking his own prong
A really big spew
Haiku #60510, by TV Guide of Ebay
October 28, 2018 12:14 am ET

The bear's on the roof
Jacking off his greasy dink
That's why your head's wet
Haiku #60509, by Park Ranger of Denali
October 28, 2018 12:12 am ET

Pow! in the kisser
Jump Back,
Pervert Dentist
Laughing Gas Fartload!!
Haiku #60508, by Dick Cavity of Dentist office parking lot
October 28, 2018 12:10 am ET

Jizzim prism lisp.
Four in five dentithtth agree.
Gargle gargoyle!
Haiku #60507, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
October 27, 2018 10:46 pm ET

Jizzim lips lips lips
Jizzim lips lips lips lips lips
Jizzim Jizzim lips
Haiku #60506, by Jizzim Lips
October 27, 2018 9:16 pm ET

Snazz noot savoot
Cuntfart cuntfart toot patoot
Oat potential poop
Haiku #60505, by Zanook of Zkeezork
October 27, 2018 9:12 pm ET

Bestiality
in asses' ass my poo worm
is all you deserve.

Half-assed ass-whole, wholly holy frijoles free jollies jollybeans and Reagon's ray-gun beat meat sweet treat teat defeat and an ice cream Sunday on the side chick.
Haiku #60504, by Poot!
October 27, 2018 8:57 pm ET

Donated a few
Figured someone could use them
Smelly egger farts
Haiku #60503, by Not a Hen of I think you know where
October 27, 2018 8:57 pm ET

happy birthday unhappy to see
what still happens we cannot stop
we can only live and mourn
Haiku #60502, by Not a Haiku
October 27, 2018 5:33 pm ET

everything that happens
in this life happens again and again
and it shouldnt happen but it does
Haiku #60501, by Not a Haiku
October 27, 2018 5:30 pm ET

Halloween Murders
Thoughts and prayers for the families
More candy for us!
Haiku #60500, by Sweet tooth
October 27, 2018 5:27 pm ET

Online love affair
Long distance inflammation
Sorry, wrong number
Haiku #60499, by Walton's Mountain resident of Ike Godzey's store
October 27, 2018 2:52 pm ET

You are infected.
Provide bar stool sample please.
Now we can help you.
Haiku #60498, by providing stool sample there is hope of purgation
October 27, 2018 1:58 pm ET

Listhp
Haiku #60497, by Paul lynde
October 27, 2018 12:08 pm ET

Insemination
Now the seed has been planted
Anal Beanstalk, Grow!
Haiku #60496, by Using our imaginathions
October 27, 2018 12:08 pm ET

Five o'clock somewhere
I'm not much of a drinker
Like a stiff one, though
Haiku #60495, by Parrot head of Margaritaville
October 27, 2018 11:55 am ET

It's God and Devil
and God and Devil and God
And Devil and God
Haiku #60494, by Andy D'eville of Barstool
October 27, 2018 11:53 am ET

Bestiality
In half-assed Haiku verse form
Is the best you got?
Haiku #60493, by and by you will appear before the Lord of Glory
October 27, 2018 11:13 am ET

Dented his forehead
Breakdancing Taz devil style
With happy ending
Haiku #60492, by Repairman of Forehead dent and ding
October 27, 2018 3:20 am ET

I wonder if Darth
Vader force-chokes his chicken.
Cock-a-doodle-doo.

If so, that would be
crispy fried force-choked chicken.
Cock-a-doodle-don't.
Haiku #60491, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
October 27, 2018 3:16 am ET

In the olden days
they called the olden days "yor".
You're not all that old.
Haiku #60490, by DARTH FIGPUCKER of I need Randolph's time machine.
October 27, 2018 3:09 am ET