fart cunt..up the front
poet.. know it. farrrrt. show it
poop stain poop stain fart

Can't argue with that
God is Good. Made farts and cunts.
dinosaur cunt fart

All these molecules
To make an organism
that writes "cuntfart cunt".

You see, God exists.
"cuntfart cunt" is proof of that.
Touched by heaven's art.

No no, that's all wrong.
To be a great poet write
"cuntfart cuntfart cunt".

Guess it takes a while
To become a great poet
Cuntfart Cuntfart cunt

And repeat the stench
The stench the stench repeat it
Repeat Repeat it

Jarsloopf dar knurpf
Dag sklaff schufk vrokksha mirta
Vrokksha "Bad Farts Humor"

Drown in your own shit
Vile poetasting scumbags
Yes. GOD DOES HATE YOU🤯

Anal haiku clowns:
Continue eating shit. Wow
That's real poetry!

Have you tried cheesing?
Yes, I mean huffing cat piss.
Well, Kenny likes it.

Fruit of the Gloom
Fie, evil dingle berries
Guarded by limp snake

Got some funny gas
Comes out of my funny ass
Do you like my laugh?

Bend over and smile
Got your best side. Now, pout..
I didn't say SHIT!!

Great Barrier Queef
Hey now, There's an adventure
For the strong of nose

My son has seizures
Was on a respirator
I never huffed. Puffed

I don't like haiku,
but post here to be a troll.
Inhales queef balloon.

Just say N2O.
Nitrous oxide funny gas.
Huffed them at Dead shows.

Watch the gas-heads "fish".
Meaning flop around like mad.
A mild seizure.

Skligor va celgo
Minsca jora pranka jor
Sligor va droya

Ed Sullivan's Ghost:
Ed died sucking his own prong
A really big spew

The bear's on the roof
Jacking off his greasy dink
That's why your head's wet

Pow! in the kisser
Jump Back,
Pervert Dentist
Laughing Gas Fartload!!

Jizzim prism lisp.
Four in five dentithtth agree.
Gargle gargoyle!

Jizzim lips lips lips
Jizzim lips lips lips lips lips
Jizzim Jizzim lips

Snazz noot savoot
Cuntfart cuntfart toot patoot
Oat potential poop

Bestiality
in asses' ass my poo worm
is all you deserve.

Half-assed ass-whole, wholly holy frijoles free jollies jollybeans and Reagon's ray-gun beat meat sweet treat teat defeat and an ice cream Sunday on the side chick.

Donated a few
Figured someone could use them
Smelly egger farts

happy birthday unhappy to see
what still happens we cannot stop
we can only live and mourn

everything that happens
in this life happens again and again
and it shouldnt happen but it does

Halloween Murders
Thoughts and prayers for the families
More candy for us!

Online love affair
Long distance inflammation
Sorry, wrong number

You are infected.
Provide bar stool sample please.
Now we can help you.

Listhp

Insemination
Now the seed has been planted
Anal Beanstalk, Grow!

Five o'clock somewhere
I'm not much of a drinker
Like a stiff one, though

It's God and Devil
and God and Devil and God
And Devil and God

Bestiality
In half-assed Haiku verse form
Is the best you got?

Dented his forehead
Breakdancing Taz devil style
With happy ending

I wonder if Darth
Vader force-chokes his chicken.
Cock-a-doodle-doo.

If so, that would be
crispy fried force-choked chicken.
Cock-a-doodle-don't.

In the olden days
they called the olden days "yor".
You're not all that old.

In the olden days
they called the olden days "yor".
You are not so old.

Get it on both hands
Then you really got the clap
Round of applause, now

One of the brothers
Had a hand covered with hair
Beginner Werewolf

Yes, they were inbred

In the olden days
People entertained themselves
With masturbation

I'm praying for you
I hope you are o.k., friend
My cat sends a meow

Columbia House
I won't ever be paying
Those records and tapes

That fake nail bomber
Looks like Christopher Walken
But can he tap dance?

Thought you were drowning
Jerking off an octopus?
They have 8 arms, dude

You ever wonder
what sane people think when they
read the shite on here?

Huffing glue is gay.
Gold spray paint's for glitter fags.
Real men huff bug spray.

Downward Facing Darth
Your Yoga pants tell story
X rated so far

Please don't suck my dick.
I can handle that myself.
Yoga has paid off.