When you eat cracklins
Your undies get a spacklin
Is it like bacon?

They're the same poet.
VHS, Darth Figpucker,
and Starkitten's balls.

Dear Darth Figpucker
When I stand by dishwasher
Telepathic

A fig pucker is
a dimple on a ripe fig.
Right size for my dick.

Worms do not enter
by way of the urethra.
But haiku sure can.

The tricky nose is
in my head via tainted
pork taint consumption.

Shit hole country food.
Shitlin chitlin pork anus.
Safer to fuck pigs.

Cracklin crunchy treats.
Sphincter stinked her movie snacks.
Deep fried fecal chutes.

Pork skin and "innards".
Saturated palm oil.
MSG, of course.

Heart doctors love it.
Keeps them in the green, you know.
And on the golf green.

Humans write haiku.
Chimps have been known to rape frogs.
The chimps are smarter.

Them frogs been croaking
Patient in Isolation
Beat off. sleeping now

Increase the dosage
Page Bertha from Obstetrics
Sit her on his face

Hi Mom, just got home
from the Haiku Wars. I made
purse from Darth's nut-sack.

Dr. Starkitten
Wonderful bedside manner
Insert Catheter

Resting comfortably
No details other than this:
His dink's in traction

He's seeing double
Thinks Figpucker's Starkitten
Please.. can you help hm?

Right ths way, doctor
He's slumped over his haiku
Went bat shit crazy

Satori ! It's true.
Pigfucker is Starkitten.
They are SAME PERSON

I think someone's been watching too much CNN. (Counterfeit New Network) and FOX (Fake Orgasm Xenophobes). You liberal right wing nazi hippies acid smoking boy rapers all the same.

Impregnate Donald's hair.
Cheetos overrun the earth.
Fistfuck the polar bears.

Reach deep inside.
Pull out a seal carcass.
It's still warm, so fuck it.

Dayglow fluorescent orange semen.
A beacon of hope for kid fuckers.
A warning to hippie junkie crackheads
and dark skinned Losers.

You pathetic bitch
Your funt is so clogged with filth
You need a Funt-Shunt

Your body fluids
Leave a tell-tale crusty stain
On Donald's necktie

politico kid fister
raping his nephew's tight ass
'cause wife won't do anal

and his son fight's back.

Right wing Deliverance Nazi drinks his newphew's tears, wrung out from the pillow case.

How's the wall going? Mexico got out the check book yet?

Bow down and worship
Kneel before your Lord Cheeto.
Plead orange mercy.

When poets jerk off
And release prejaculate
That is your haiku

Putin? Is princess.
TRUMP: Czar of all the Russias.
You will please shut up.

Funtcart funtcart funt
Used that line too many times
Put FUNT back in CART !

Putin is the king
Trump is his fat prison bitch
....That is the real news

Quit yer goose stepping
Clean your liverwurst cum stains
Perhaps a shower?

Char-B-Q'd Trump Roast
Pigfucked fat orange ass pit
Lord shriveled cheeto

Barack Clinton Bush
Used to be your prezident.
TRUMP is now your king

Twenty four, seven
Sixty nine, poontang, BLOWJOB
cuntfart cuntfart cunt

Farth Digpucker's lines:
Gentle breeze caresses grass
Milk-white lambs bleat, shit...

Giddy, hovering
Defecating in the mouth
Of your "president"

Love you, leftist scum
Love your culture and values
Love you till you die

Twenty-four, thirteen
Eleven, seventy-five
Seventeen -- HAIK(U) !

Submerged in foul shit,
Dry-heaving graphic sex-terms:
Your brain on Haiku

Another quick one
To remind you of the fact
That Trump is your lord

Tadpoles are silent.
And yet frogs make so much noise.
Humans are the same.

This site averages
seven and a half haiku
per day, that's not bad.

How futile life is.
It is here an then it's not.
And there's no meaning.

Well, there is one thing.
And that's killing mosquitoes.
Kill every last one.

Portable penis
No baculum..the dink bone
Just David Crosby

Balls, huge and hairy.
Goats, pigs, bulls, and porpoises.
Why are men's so small?

Mork was amazing.
More convincing than ET.
More cunning linguist.

But did Mork ever watch LOTR trilogy?
What would he have thought of orcs?

Mork was amazing.
More convincing than ET.
Truly alien.

As if by magic
The haikus flowed sweet and clean
Trickled down your leg

Shazbot mork ork
Midterm erection so yuge
Bad poop bad bad poop

I look down my nose
At lowly poetasters..BAH
Wait, that's not my nose

Waited so long for this
My fifteen minutes of fame
I'm a real POET

One family member
Is not constipated now
Praised be the Lord

God hath spaeketh
Yon prize winner bath cheateth
Lickethed his finger

Clean fingernail prize
Awarded to the person
Who picks their ass least.

All seeing pervert
Abusive God. Cloud wanker
Creator of Crap

Skirt lift skirt lift pfft
Must release egg fumes PA TOOT
Reset egg meter

Family gathering
Togetherness on Sunday
Smelling Dad's egg farts