BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
23 Years
346 Days
and
68480 Haikus
later...
Twenty-four, thirteen
Eleven, seventy-five
Seventeen -- HAIK(U) !
Haiku #60547, by the 40-yard line of taking the knee for D.J. Trump Mein Fuhrer
October 29, 2018 1:23 pm ET

Submerged in foul shit,
Dry-heaving graphic sex-terms:
Your brain on Haiku
Haiku #60546, by lon ba by lon ba by lon of Chaldea
October 29, 2018 1:15 pm ET

Another quick one
To remind you of the fact
That Trump is your lord
Haiku #60545, by Anonymous Poet
October 29, 2018 1:05 pm ET

Tadpoles are silent.
And yet frogs make so much noise.
Humans are the same.
Haiku #60544, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
October 29, 2018 8:33 am ET

This site averages
seven and a half haiku
per day, that's not bad.
Haiku #60543, by DARTH FIGPUCKER of I hate statistics.
October 29, 2018 6:26 am ET

How futile life is.
It is here an then it's not.
And there's no meaning.

Well, there is one thing.
And that's killing mosquitoes.
Kill every last one.
Haiku #60542, by DARTH FIGPUCKER of I can feel your anger. It gives you focus!
October 29, 2018 6:21 am ET

Portable penis
No baculum..the dink bone
Just David Crosby
Haiku #60541, by Exception to the rule since he is a walrus
October 29, 2018 2:41 am ET

Balls, huge and hairy.
Goats, pigs, bulls, and porpoises.
Why are men's so small?
Haiku #60540, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
October 29, 2018 12:34 am ET

Mork was amazing.
More convincing than ET.
More cunning linguist.

But did Mork ever watch LOTR trilogy?
What would he have thought of orcs?
Haiku #60539, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
October 29, 2018 12:19 am ET

Mork was amazing.
More convincing than ET.
Truly alien.
Haiku #60538, by DARTH FIGPUCKER of Mourning a great comedian.
October 29, 2018 12:15 am ET

As if by magic
The haikus flowed sweet and clean
Trickled down your leg
Haiku #60537, by Joker of Holding pan of warm water . Your hand is soaking
October 28, 2018 10:33 pm ET

Shazbot mork ork
Midterm erection so yuge
Bad poop bad bad poop
Haiku #60536, by Anonymous Poet
October 28, 2018 8:48 pm ET

I look down my nose
At lowly poetasters..BAH
Wait, that's not my nose
Haiku #60535, by Not my nose of But it's running like a faucet
October 28, 2018 8:38 pm ET

Waited so long for this
My fifteen minutes of fame
I'm a real POET
Haiku #60534, by POET
October 28, 2018 8:36 pm ET

One family member
Is not constipated now
Praised be the Lord
Haiku #60533, by Praised 2 syllables
October 28, 2018 5:13 pm ET

God hath spaeketh
Yon prize winner bath cheateth
Lickethed his finger
Haiku #60532, by God of Up High
October 28, 2018 4:27 pm ET

Clean fingernail prize
Awarded to the person
Who picks their ass least.
Haiku #60531, by Honor
October 28, 2018 4:24 pm ET

All seeing pervert
Abusive God. Cloud wanker
Creator of Crap
Haiku #60530, by Anonymous Poet
October 28, 2018 4:15 pm ET

Skirt lift skirt lift pfft
Must release egg fumes PA TOOT
Reset egg meter
Haiku #60529, by Egg Farting Gal
October 28, 2018 4:10 pm ET

Family gathering
Togetherness on Sunday
Smelling Dad's egg farts
Haiku #60528, by Family of Home
October 28, 2018 4:03 pm ET

fart cunt..up the front
poet.. know it. farrrrt. show it
poop stain poop stain fart
Haiku #60527, by Behemothly Yours of Behemothville
October 28, 2018 3:58 pm ET

Can't argue with that
God is Good. Made farts and cunts.
dinosaur cunt fart
Haiku #60526, by Spiritual Spirit of Over here
October 28, 2018 3:55 pm ET

All these molecules
To make an organism
that writes "cuntfart cunt".

You see, God exists.
"cuntfart cunt" is proof of that.
Touched by heaven's art.
Haiku #60525, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
October 28, 2018 3:08 pm ET

No no, that's all wrong.
To be a great poet write
"cuntfart cuntfart cunt".
Haiku #60524, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
October 28, 2018 3:02 pm ET

Guess it takes a while
To become a great poet
Cuntfart Cuntfart cunt
Haiku #60523, by Cuntfart of Cunt
October 28, 2018 2:26 pm ET

And repeat the stench
The stench the stench repeat it
Repeat Repeat it
Haiku #60522, by Anonymous Poet
October 28, 2018 1:34 pm ET

Jarsloopf dar knurpf
Dag sklaff schufk vrokksha mirta
Vrokksha "Bad Farts Humor"
Haiku #60521, by Poet
October 28, 2018 1:30 pm ET

Drown in your own shit
Vile poetasting scumbags
Yes. GOD DOES HATE YOU🤯
Haiku #60520, by Anonymous Poet
October 28, 2018 1:10 pm ET

Anal haiku clowns:
Continue eating shit. Wow
That's real poetry!
Haiku #60519, by Anonymous Poet
October 28, 2018 1:06 pm ET

Have you tried cheesing?
Yes, I mean huffing cat piss.
Well, Kenny likes it.
Haiku #60518, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
October 28, 2018 7:40 am ET

Fruit of the Gloom
Fie, evil dingle berries
Guarded by limp snake
Haiku #60517, by Kingdom of Krust
October 28, 2018 3:50 am ET

Got some funny gas
Comes out of my funny ass
Do you like my laugh?
Haiku #60516, by Tee hee queef queef queef of Barrel of gold monkeys
October 28, 2018 3:42 am ET

Bend over and smile
Got your best side. Now, pout..
I didn't say SHIT!!
Haiku #60515, by Perv
October 28, 2018 3:38 am ET

Great Barrier Queef
Hey now, There's an adventure
For the strong of nose
Haiku #60514, by Sniffy
October 28, 2018 3:34 am ET

My son has seizures
Was on a respirator
I never huffed. Puffed
Haiku #60513, by Saw lots of Dead shows of Had shrooms, lsd I prefer Zevia, cereal and peace and quiet
October 28, 2018 3:22 am ET

I don't like haiku,
but post here to be a troll.
Inhales queef balloon.

Just say N2O.
Nitrous oxide funny gas.
Huffed them at Dead shows.

Watch the gas-heads "fish".
Meaning flop around like mad.
A mild seizure.
Haiku #60512, by DARTH FIGPUCKER of Who needs oxygen anyway?!
October 28, 2018 2:44 am ET

Skligor va celgo
Minsca jora pranka jor
Sligor va droya
Haiku #60511, by Sligor of Celgo
October 28, 2018 12:25 am ET

Ed Sullivan's Ghost:
Ed died sucking his own prong
A really big spew
Haiku #60510, by TV Guide of Ebay
October 28, 2018 12:14 am ET

The bear's on the roof
Jacking off his greasy dink
That's why your head's wet
Haiku #60509, by Park Ranger of Denali
October 28, 2018 12:12 am ET

Pow! in the kisser
Jump Back,
Pervert Dentist
Laughing Gas Fartload!!
Haiku #60508, by Dick Cavity of Dentist office parking lot
October 28, 2018 12:10 am ET

Jizzim prism lisp.
Four in five dentithtth agree.
Gargle gargoyle!
Haiku #60507, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
October 27, 2018 10:46 pm ET

Jizzim lips lips lips
Jizzim lips lips lips lips lips
Jizzim Jizzim lips
Haiku #60506, by Jizzim Lips
October 27, 2018 9:16 pm ET

Snazz noot savoot
Cuntfart cuntfart toot patoot
Oat potential poop
Haiku #60505, by Zanook of Zkeezork
October 27, 2018 9:12 pm ET

Bestiality
in asses' ass my poo worm
is all you deserve.

Half-assed ass-whole, wholly holy frijoles free jollies jollybeans and Reagon's ray-gun beat meat sweet treat teat defeat and an ice cream Sunday on the side chick.
Haiku #60504, by Poot!
October 27, 2018 8:57 pm ET

Donated a few
Figured someone could use them
Smelly egger farts
Haiku #60503, by Not a Hen of I think you know where
October 27, 2018 8:57 pm ET

happy birthday unhappy to see
what still happens we cannot stop
we can only live and mourn
Haiku #60502, by Not a Haiku
October 27, 2018 5:33 pm ET

everything that happens
in this life happens again and again
and it shouldnt happen but it does
Haiku #60501, by Not a Haiku
October 27, 2018 5:30 pm ET

Halloween Murders
Thoughts and prayers for the families
More candy for us!
Haiku #60500, by Sweet tooth
October 27, 2018 5:27 pm ET

Online love affair
Long distance inflammation
Sorry, wrong number
Haiku #60499, by Walton's Mountain resident of Ike Godzey's store
October 27, 2018 2:52 pm ET

You are infected.
Provide bar stool sample please.
Now we can help you.
Haiku #60498, by providing stool sample there is hope of purgation
October 27, 2018 1:58 pm ET