Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #60563
Impregnate Donald's hair.
Cheetos overrun the earth.
Fistfuck the polar bears.

Reach deep inside.
Pull out a seal carcass.
It's still warm, so fuck it.

Dayglow fluorescent orange semen.
A beacon of hope for kid fuckers.
A warning to hippie junkie crackheads
and dark skinned Losers.
Haiku #60563
Posted: October 29, 2018 2:14 pm ET
Poet & location: Pres. Donald Trump, pussy grabber extraordanaire.