Horny Unicorn
Gothic Vampire, Sexy Nurse
BE MY VALENTINE!
by when can I buy beer?
Why give you candy?
Get off my damn property.
Whoops. Sorry, Satan
by High Church Satanist
Guy Fawkes burn Catholics
Anonymous masquerade
All Saints Halloween
by Low Church Protestant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7_GNgfzRvo
Here's a video.
How to make love to chickens.
Made by yours truly.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
We smoked grasshoppers
Then, an ill advised night hike
Wiped with leaves.Chafing.
Lit Bottle Rockets
Chupacapra Mosquito
C@nt beat off in peace
by Dif of Not in the woods much
Dressing as the Fonz
Made my own "leather" jacket
Used black garbage bags
I won't be saying Aaaaaaaaaaaaay!
It's kind of a mouthful, but:
Cuntfart Cuntfart cunt
by Leather Tuskadildo of Fleetwood Mac loving Horny wooly Mammoth UCLA coed fat Majorette
Johnie drew a monster.
The monster chased him.
Just in time
Johnie erased him.
by spooky!
vhs stands for
very hairy and stinky
like a biker dude.
Or that Thai hooker.
Or certain overripe fruit.
Or my genitals.
by He knows I'm fuckin' around. of Happy halloween vhs!
I love you vhs
Nice to see you smile
U r cranky sometimes
by Anonymous Poet
Plus he is dressing like
John Boy Walton
by I will be in vicinity of Nude Moonwalking
Avoid vhs house on Halloween.
He is handing out Bad Haiku
And stale moon cakes
by Anonymous Poet
Laughingsohardshitpants
by Anonymous Poet
Lol it said don
by Anonymous Poet
Yo,Trick or Treaters
Don
by He of Handing out stale moon cakes,too
A funny story
Just was at my dishwasher
It's our "telephone"
by Telepathic of Here There Everywhere
So how do you like
House of 1000 Corpses?
Rob Zombie's finest.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER of May you be devoured by rabbid children this Halloween.
iksra yt fruczuu
Spetzda galuumpii scecza
Cegno "bitch slappings"
by Sliig of Bitch orcharding
Autumn reflections
Shitfaced drunk on hard cider
Spread eagled on lawn
by In memory of Collins of Whiskey Thermos
Do the Figpucker
Shake your longpig curly tail
Twerk Twerk Twerk Twerk Twerk
by Dick Clark's Ghoul of Hades
History will look back on us and see those who purposely spread HIV as heroes who died to keep the population in check.
Saddam sodomizes Sodomites dynamites and weapons of ass destruction.
by
We're all the same, dude.
So come over to my house
and fuck my fat wife.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Sucking on Werthers
Outside the nursing ho-ome...
See my wrinkled bone
by John Mellencamp of Pants are damp
Proof we are not same person
by Starkitten
Fartherer...floored it!
Speed Trap. Sirens. car chase..Cops
Here's your shit tickets
by C. U. N. Court. Skiitten of Cuntfart Cuntfart and cunt attorneys at law
Sodom and Gomorrah.
Sodomy and gonorrhea.
Saddam's gone, or is he?
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Farther = farting father = gaseous priest = methane monk = Friar Flatus = flatulent patriarch.
Fartherer = one who goes the extra mile to let his kids know that he is the master of farts in THIS house!
by df of course -- who else?!
Celestiallity.
Having sex with stellar objects.
One extra syllable.
In all three lines.
So this has one less than.
It balances.
It's fuck a black hole.
And I bet that you would too.
Don't be a racist.
by Farther = Farting Father
It's celestially
Celestially celestial.
Not bestial. Just best...
by lon Ba by lon Ba by lon Ba of Sodom and Gomorrah LLC
Quivering asshole
In moonlight, Tranquility
Ex-Lax kicks in
by Mark Skidds of Skidmore
Quivering asshole
In moonlight, Tranquility
Ex-Lax kicks in
by Mark Skidds of Skidmore
That Gerard Streator
Makes me think of Clint Eastwood
In Dirty Chairy
by Director of Director's Chair
We're like the show friends
But we don't live together,
Don't have a monkey.
by Someone like Someone on Friends of There for you
The Original
Burger King Chicken sandwich
I have mine with cheese
by Mack of Behind the wheel
See Gerard Streator
Caught having sex with a couch
Found fifty bucks change
by Starkitten of Sofa King
Popcorn! Peanuts!
Longpig and Shortpig! Poop Chutes!
Underwear to sniff!
by Sniffy
Under the big top
Six hirsute horny midgets
Circus Circle Jerk
by Sucker born every minute
Beginner Trapeze
Sweat, chills,gnarled fingers..let...go..
Shat filled leotard
by Anonymous Poet of Look up
Pet Penis Walker
Obedience training,too
An end to pulling
by Penis Walkers of Pacific Northwest
Settle down now boys
The real Starkitten loves you
Wild and crazy guys
by The real Starkitten
Who let in the Swedes?
Fucking meatball head mofos.
Bjork ork muppets!
by Darth Very Hairy Stinky Kitten of by "kitten" I mean pussy, by pussy I mean cuntfart cunt
Weird site vor jiskk
Cevlak se jrokka lak bes.
Nur poop grivva vesc
by Cegdal
Hai Hai Hai Hai Hai
Hai hai hai hai hai hai hai
Hai hai hai hai KU!!
by (God) bless you of Everywhere
Whispering warm breeze
Circling bumblebees knees
Jumped by Ma Nature
by It's my nature of Granola Barstool..they make ya poop
That hospital food
May I suggest the long pig?
One with a hard on
by Anonymous Poet
Darth is not kitten
by Anonymous Poet
On the other hand (the hairy one we beat off with) my ooops chute shall never be silenced! Oops shouldn't have had Smartfood. At first the farts wouldn't make an exit. After a few days we hit pay dirt.
by #2
Mute Porcine poop chutes
Becept for the crunch of munch
Pig Ass Anus Meat
by Watcher of Pigfuckers
You gents are funny
Mooning you both. Toot Pa Toot!
cuntfart cuntfart cunt
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
