That hospital food
May I suggest the long pig?
One with a hard on
Haiku #60582, by Anonymous Poet October 29, 2018 7:53 pm ET
Darth is not kitten
Haiku #60581, by Anonymous Poet October 29, 2018 7:50 pm ET
On the other hand (the hairy one we beat off with) my ooops chute shall never be silenced! Oops shouldn't have had Smartfood. At first the farts wouldn't make an exit. After a few days we hit pay dirt.
Mute Porcine poop chutes
Becept for the crunch of munch
Pig Ass Anus Meat
Haiku #60579, by Watcher of Pigfuckers October 29, 2018 7:44 pm ET
You gents are funny
Mooning you both. Toot Pa Toot!
cuntfart cuntfart cunt
Haiku #60578, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest October 29, 2018 7:40 pm ET
When you eat cracklins
Your undies get a spacklin
Is it like bacon?
Haiku #60577, by Need2know October 29, 2018 7:38 pm ET
They're the same poet.
VHS, Darth Figpucker,
and Starkitten's balls.
Haiku #60576, by It's a fact! October 29, 2018 7:37 pm ET
Dear Darth Figpucker
When I stand by dishwasher
Telepathic
Haiku #60575, by Starkitten of Dishwasher. Had a random thought about monkeys being raped. Thought of Peter Gabriel and then came directly to iPad to read your October 29, 2018 7:35 pm ET
A fig pucker is
a dimple on a ripe fig.
Right size for my dick.
Worms do not enter
by way of the urethra.
But haiku sure can.
The tricky nose is
in my head via tainted
pork taint consumption.
Shit hole country food.
Shitlin chitlin pork anus.
Safer to fuck pigs.
Cracklin crunchy treats.
Sphincter stinked her movie snacks.
Deep fried fecal chutes.
Pork skin and "innards".
Saturated palm oil.
MSG, of course.
Heart doctors love it.
Keeps them in the green, you know.
And on the golf green.
Haiku #60574, by DARTH FIGPUCKER October 29, 2018 7:33 pm ET
Humans write haiku.
Chimps have been known to rape frogs.
The chimps are smarter.
Haiku #60573, by DARTH FIGPUCKER October 29, 2018 7:09 pm ET
Them frogs been croaking
Patient in Isolation
Beat off. sleeping now
Haiku #60572, by Haiku General Hospital of Wait til he eats his words at mealtime October 29, 2018 4:26 pm ET
Increase the dosage
Page Bertha from Obstetrics
Sit her on his face
Hi Mom, just got home
from the Haiku Wars. I made
purse from Darth's nut-sack.
Haiku #60570, by when you Puck Figs you can get bad case of Tricky-Gnosis October 29, 2018 3:29 pm ET
Dr. Starkitten
Wonderful bedside manner
Insert Catheter
Haiku #60569, by Owwwwwwwwwwewwwweeeeeeeeeeeeee October 29, 2018 3:22 pm ET
Resting comfortably
No details other than this:
His dink's in traction
Haiku #60568, by Haiku General of Corner of Piss and Moan October 29, 2018 3:19 pm ET
He's seeing double
Thinks Figpucker's Starkitten
Please.. can you help hm?
Haiku #60567, by To be continued October 29, 2018 3:12 pm ET
Right ths way, doctor
He's slumped over his haiku
Went bat shit crazy
Haiku #60566, by Unseen Marcus Welby of The Madness of Haiku October 29, 2018 3:10 pm ET
Satori ! It's true.
Pigfucker is Starkitten.
They are SAME PERSON
Haiku #60565, by VHS less insane than most of them in here (haiku asylum) October 29, 2018 2:35 pm ET
I think someone's been watching too much CNN. (Counterfeit New Network) and FOX (Fake Orgasm Xenophobes). You liberal right wing nazi hippies acid smoking boy rapers all the same.