BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
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68933 Haikus
Sucking on Werthers
Outside the nursing ho-ome...
See my wrinkled bone
Haiku #60604, by John Mellencamp of Pants are damp
October 30, 2018 12:12 pm ET

Proof we are not same person
Haiku #60603, by Starkitten
October 30, 2018 12:09 pm ET

Fartherer...floored it!
Speed Trap. Sirens. car chase..Cops
Here's your shit tickets
Haiku #60602, by C. U. N. Court. Skiitten of Cuntfart Cuntfart and cunt attorneys at law
October 30, 2018 12:05 pm ET

Sodom and Gomorrah.
Sodomy and gonorrhea.
Saddam's gone, or is he?
Haiku #60601, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
October 30, 2018 12:04 pm ET

Farther = farting father = gaseous priest = methane monk = Friar Flatus = flatulent patriarch.
Fartherer = one who goes the extra mile to let his kids know that he is the master of farts in THIS house!
Haiku #60600, by df of course -- who else?!
October 30, 2018 9:44 am ET

Having sex with stellar objects.
One extra syllable.

In all three lines.
So this has one less than.
It balances.

It's fuck a black hole.
And I bet that you would too.
Don't be a racist.
Haiku #60599, by Farther = Farting Father
October 30, 2018 9:38 am ET

It's celestially
Celestially celestial.
Not bestial. Just best...
Haiku #60598, by lon Ba by lon Ba by lon Ba of Sodom and Gomorrah LLC
October 30, 2018 7:08 am ET

Quivering asshole
In moonlight, Tranquility
Ex-Lax kicks in
Haiku #60597, by Mark Skidds of Skidmore
October 30, 2018 4:45 am ET

Quivering asshole
In moonlight, Tranquility
Ex-Lax kicks in
Haiku #60596, by Mark Skidds of Skidmore
October 30, 2018 4:45 am ET

That Gerard Streator
Makes me think of Clint Eastwood
In Dirty Chairy
Haiku #60595, by Director of Director's Chair
October 30, 2018 12:58 am ET

We're like the show friends
But we don't live together,
Don't have a monkey.
Haiku #60594, by Someone like Someone on Friends of There for you
October 30, 2018 12:55 am ET

The Original
Burger King Chicken sandwich
I have mine with cheese
Haiku #60593, by Mack of Behind the wheel
October 30, 2018 12:44 am ET

See Gerard Streator
Caught having sex with a couch
Found fifty bucks change
Haiku #60592, by Starkitten of Sofa King
October 29, 2018 11:32 pm ET

Popcorn! Peanuts!
Longpig and Shortpig! Poop Chutes!
Underwear to sniff!
Haiku #60591, by Sniffy
October 29, 2018 11:24 pm ET

Under the big top
Six hirsute horny midgets
Circus Circle Jerk
Haiku #60590, by Sucker born every minute
October 29, 2018 11:19 pm ET

Beginner Trapeze
Sweat, chills,gnarled fingers..let...go..
Shat filled leotard
Haiku #60589, by Anonymous Poet of Look up
October 29, 2018 11:16 pm ET

Pet Penis Walker
Obedience training,too
An end to pulling
Haiku #60588, by Penis Walkers of Pacific Northwest
October 29, 2018 10:54 pm ET

Settle down now boys
The real Starkitten loves you
Wild and crazy guys
Haiku #60587, by The real Starkitten
October 29, 2018 10:33 pm ET

Who let in the Swedes?
Fucking meatball head mofos.
Bjork ork muppets!
Haiku #60586, by Darth Very Hairy Stinky Kitten of by "kitten" I mean pussy, by pussy I mean cuntfart cunt
October 29, 2018 10:19 pm ET

Weird site vor jiskk
Cevlak se jrokka lak bes.
Nur poop grivva vesc
Haiku #60585, by Cegdal
October 29, 2018 8:39 pm ET

Hai Hai Hai Hai Hai
Hai hai hai hai hai hai hai
Hai hai hai hai KU!!
Haiku #60584, by (God) bless you of Everywhere
October 29, 2018 8:15 pm ET

Whispering warm breeze
Circling bumblebees knees
Jumped by Ma Nature
Haiku #60583, by It's my nature of Granola Barstool..they make ya poop
October 29, 2018 8:11 pm ET

That hospital food
May I suggest the long pig?
One with a hard on
Haiku #60582, by Anonymous Poet
October 29, 2018 7:53 pm ET

Darth is not kitten
Haiku #60581, by Anonymous Poet
October 29, 2018 7:50 pm ET

On the other hand (the hairy one we beat off with) my ooops chute shall never be silenced! Oops shouldn't have had Smartfood. At first the farts wouldn't make an exit. After a few days we hit pay dirt.
Haiku #60580, by #2
October 29, 2018 7:47 pm ET

Mute Porcine poop chutes
Becept for the crunch of munch
Pig Ass Anus Meat
Haiku #60579, by Watcher of Pigfuckers
October 29, 2018 7:44 pm ET

You gents are funny
Mooning you both. Toot Pa Toot!
cuntfart cuntfart cunt
Haiku #60578, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
October 29, 2018 7:40 pm ET

When you eat cracklins
Your undies get a spacklin
Is it like bacon?
Haiku #60577, by Need2know
October 29, 2018 7:38 pm ET

They're the same poet.
VHS, Darth Figpucker,
and Starkitten's balls.
Haiku #60576, by It's a fact!
October 29, 2018 7:37 pm ET

Dear Darth Figpucker
When I stand by dishwasher
Haiku #60575, by Starkitten of Dishwasher. Had a random thought about monkeys being raped. Thought of Peter Gabriel and then came directly to iPad to read your
October 29, 2018 7:35 pm ET

A fig pucker is
a dimple on a ripe fig.
Right size for my dick.

Worms do not enter
by way of the urethra.
But haiku sure can.

The tricky nose is
in my head via tainted
pork taint consumption.

Shit hole country food.
Shitlin chitlin pork anus.
Safer to fuck pigs.

Cracklin crunchy treats.
Sphincter stinked her movie snacks.
Deep fried fecal chutes.

Pork skin and "innards".
Saturated palm oil.
MSG, of course.

Heart doctors love it.
Keeps them in the green, you know.
And on the golf green.
Haiku #60574, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
October 29, 2018 7:33 pm ET

Humans write haiku.
Chimps have been known to rape frogs.
The chimps are smarter.
Haiku #60573, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
October 29, 2018 7:09 pm ET

Them frogs been croaking
Patient in Isolation
Beat off. sleeping now
Haiku #60572, by Haiku General Hospital of Wait til he eats his words at mealtime
October 29, 2018 4:26 pm ET

Increase the dosage
Page Bertha from Obstetrics
Sit her on his face
Haiku #60571, by STAT
October 29, 2018 3:47 pm ET

Hi Mom, just got home
from the Haiku Wars. I made
purse from Darth's nut-sack.
Haiku #60570, by when you Puck Figs you can get bad case of Tricky-Gnosis
October 29, 2018 3:29 pm ET

Dr. Starkitten
Wonderful bedside manner
Insert Catheter
Haiku #60569, by Owwwwwwwwwwewwwweeeeeeeeeeeeee
October 29, 2018 3:22 pm ET

Resting comfortably
No details other than this:
His dink's in traction
Haiku #60568, by Haiku General of Corner of Piss and Moan
October 29, 2018 3:19 pm ET

He's seeing double
Thinks Figpucker's Starkitten
Please.. can you help hm?
Haiku #60567, by To be continued
October 29, 2018 3:12 pm ET

Right ths way, doctor
He's slumped over his haiku
Went bat shit crazy
Haiku #60566, by Unseen Marcus Welby of The Madness of Haiku
October 29, 2018 3:10 pm ET

Satori ! It's true.
Pigfucker is Starkitten.
Haiku #60565, by VHS less insane than most of them in here (haiku asylum)
October 29, 2018 2:35 pm ET

I think someone's been watching too much CNN. (Counterfeit New Network) and FOX (Fake Orgasm Xenophobes). You liberal right wing nazi hippies acid smoking boy rapers all the same.
Haiku #60564, by
October 29, 2018 2:24 pm ET

Impregnate Donald's hair.
Cheetos overrun the earth.
Fistfuck the polar bears.

Reach deep inside.
Pull out a seal carcass.
It's still warm, so fuck it.

Dayglow fluorescent orange semen.
A beacon of hope for kid fuckers.
A warning to hippie junkie crackheads
and dark skinned Losers.
Haiku #60563, by Pres. Donald Trump, pussy grabber extraordanaire.
October 29, 2018 2:14 pm ET

You pathetic bitch
Your funt is so clogged with filth
You need a Funt-Shunt
Haiku #60562, by Your cardiologist is a gynecologist of mediocre haiku!
October 29, 2018 2:11 pm ET

Your body fluids
Leave a tell-tale crusty stain
On Donald's necktie
Haiku #60561, by prejaculate of post-immaculate
October 29, 2018 2:07 pm ET

politico kid fister
raping his nephew's tight ass
'cause wife won't do anal

and his son fight's back.

Right wing Deliverance Nazi drinks his newphew's tears, wrung out from the pillow case.

How's the wall going? Mexico got out the check book yet?
Haiku #60560, by Bernie Sander's pet bobbit worm.
October 29, 2018 2:05 pm ET

Bow down and worship
Kneel before your Lord Cheeto.
Plead orange mercy.
Haiku #60559, by burning holy mountain of cheeto purifying flames
October 29, 2018 2:01 pm ET

When poets jerk off
And release prejaculate
That is your haiku
Haiku #60558, by Anonymous Poet
October 29, 2018 1:56 pm ET

Putin? Is princess.
TRUMP: Czar of all the Russias.
You will please shut up.
Haiku #60557, by Ivan the Terrible of terrible Haiku
October 29, 2018 1:55 pm ET

Funtcart funtcart funt
Used that line too many times
Put FUNT back in CART !
Haiku #60556, by Funt Cart support unit #57D of Old Albanian widow's exposed funt
October 29, 2018 1:51 pm ET

Putin is the king
Trump is his fat prison bitch
....That is the real news
Haiku #60555, by Concerned American
October 29, 2018 1:49 pm ET