Sodom and Gomorrah.
Sodomy and gonorrhea.
Saddam's gone, or is he?

Farther = farting father = gaseous priest = methane monk = Friar Flatus = flatulent patriarch.
Fartherer = one who goes the extra mile to let his kids know that he is the master of farts in THIS house!

Celestiallity.
Having sex with stellar objects.
One extra syllable.

In all three lines.
So this has one less than.
It balances.

It's fuck a black hole.
And I bet that you would too.
Don't be a racist.

It's celestially
Celestially celestial.
Not bestial. Just best...

Quivering asshole
In moonlight, Tranquility
Ex-Lax kicks in

Quivering asshole
In moonlight, Tranquility
Ex-Lax kicks in

That Gerard Streator
Makes me think of Clint Eastwood
In Dirty Chairy

We're like the show friends
But we don't live together,
Don't have a monkey.

The Original
Burger King Chicken sandwich
I have mine with cheese

See Gerard Streator
Caught having sex with a couch
Found fifty bucks change

Popcorn! Peanuts!
Longpig and Shortpig! Poop Chutes!
Underwear to sniff!

Under the big top
Six hirsute horny midgets
Circus Circle Jerk

Beginner Trapeze
Sweat, chills,gnarled fingers..let...go..
Shat filled leotard

Pet Penis Walker
Obedience training,too
An end to pulling

Settle down now boys
The real Starkitten loves you
Wild and crazy guys

Who let in the Swedes?
Fucking meatball head mofos.
Bjork ork muppets!

Weird site vor jiskk
Cevlak se jrokka lak bes.
Nur poop grivva vesc

Hai Hai Hai Hai Hai
Hai hai hai hai hai hai hai
Hai hai hai hai KU!!

Whispering warm breeze
Circling bumblebees knees
Jumped by Ma Nature

That hospital food
May I suggest the long pig?
One with a hard on

Darth is not kitten

On the other hand (the hairy one we beat off with) my ooops chute shall never be silenced! Oops shouldn't have had Smartfood. At first the farts wouldn't make an exit. After a few days we hit pay dirt.

Mute Porcine poop chutes
Becept for the crunch of munch
Pig Ass Anus Meat

You gents are funny
Mooning you both. Toot Pa Toot!
cuntfart cuntfart cunt

When you eat cracklins
Your undies get a spacklin
Is it like bacon?

They're the same poet.
VHS, Darth Figpucker,
and Starkitten's balls.

Dear Darth Figpucker
When I stand by dishwasher
Telepathic

A fig pucker is
a dimple on a ripe fig.
Right size for my dick.

Worms do not enter
by way of the urethra.
But haiku sure can.

The tricky nose is
in my head via tainted
pork taint consumption.

Shit hole country food.
Shitlin chitlin pork anus.
Safer to fuck pigs.

Cracklin crunchy treats.
Sphincter stinked her movie snacks.
Deep fried fecal chutes.

Pork skin and "innards".
Saturated palm oil.
MSG, of course.

Heart doctors love it.
Keeps them in the green, you know.
And on the golf green.

Humans write haiku.
Chimps have been known to rape frogs.
The chimps are smarter.

Them frogs been croaking
Patient in Isolation
Beat off. sleeping now

Increase the dosage
Page Bertha from Obstetrics
Sit her on his face

Hi Mom, just got home
from the Haiku Wars. I made
purse from Darth's nut-sack.

Dr. Starkitten
Wonderful bedside manner
Insert Catheter

Resting comfortably
No details other than this:
His dink's in traction

He's seeing double
Thinks Figpucker's Starkitten
Please.. can you help hm?

Right ths way, doctor
He's slumped over his haiku
Went bat shit crazy

Satori ! It's true.
Pigfucker is Starkitten.
They are SAME PERSON

I think someone's been watching too much CNN. (Counterfeit New Network) and FOX (Fake Orgasm Xenophobes). You liberal right wing nazi hippies acid smoking boy rapers all the same.

Impregnate Donald's hair.
Cheetos overrun the earth.
Fistfuck the polar bears.

Reach deep inside.
Pull out a seal carcass.
It's still warm, so fuck it.

Dayglow fluorescent orange semen.
A beacon of hope for kid fuckers.
A warning to hippie junkie crackheads
and dark skinned Losers.

You pathetic bitch
Your funt is so clogged with filth
You need a Funt-Shunt

Your body fluids
Leave a tell-tale crusty stain
On Donald's necktie

politico kid fister
raping his nephew's tight ass
'cause wife won't do anal

and his son fight's back.

Right wing Deliverance Nazi drinks his newphew's tears, wrung out from the pillow case.

How's the wall going? Mexico got out the check book yet?

Bow down and worship
Kneel before your Lord Cheeto.
Plead orange mercy.

When poets jerk off
And release prejaculate
That is your haiku

Putin? Is princess.
TRUMP: Czar of all the Russias.
You will please shut up.

Funtcart funtcart funt
Used that line too many times
Put FUNT back in CART !

Putin is the king
Trump is his fat prison bitch
....That is the real news

Quit yer goose stepping
Clean your liverwurst cum stains
Perhaps a shower?

Char-B-Q'd Trump Roast
Pigfucked fat orange ass pit
Lord shriveled cheeto

Barack Clinton Bush
Used to be your prezident.
TRUMP is now your king