Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #60599
Celestiallity.
Having sex with stellar objects.
One extra syllable.

In all three lines.
So this has one less than.
It balances.

It's fuck a black hole.
And I bet that you would too.
Don't be a racist.
Haiku #60599
Posted: October 30, 2018 9:38 am ET
Poet & location: Farther = Farting Father