Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #60600
Farther = farting father = gaseous priest = methane monk = Friar Flatus = flatulent patriarch.
Fartherer = one who goes the extra mile to let his kids know that he is the master of farts in THIS house!
Haiku #60600
Posted: October 30, 2018 9:44 am ET
Poet & location: df of course -- who else?!