Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
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Why give you candy?
Get off my damn property.
Whoops. Sorry, Satan
Haiku # 60626, October 31, 2018 9:49 am ET
by High Church Satanist
Guy Fawkes burn Catholics
Anonymous masquerade
All Saints Halloween
Haiku # 60625, October 31, 2018 9:47 am ET
by Low Church Protestant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7_GNgfzRvo

Here's a video.
How to make love to chickens.
Made by yours truly.
Haiku # 60624, October 31, 2018 5:29 am ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
We smoked grasshoppers
Then, an ill advised night hike
Wiped with leaves.Chafing.

Lit Bottle Rockets
Chupacapra Mosquito
C@nt beat off in peace
Haiku # 60623, October 31, 2018 12:11 am ET
by Dif of Not in the woods much
Dressing as the Fonz
Made my own "leather" jacket
Used black garbage bags

I won't be saying Aaaaaaaaaaaaay!
It's kind of a mouthful, but:
Cuntfart Cuntfart cunt
Haiku # 60622, October 30, 2018 8:33 pm ET
by Leather Tuskadildo of Fleetwood Mac loving Horny wooly Mammoth UCLA coed fat Majorette
Johnie drew a monster.
The monster chased him.
Just in time
Johnie erased him.
Haiku # 60621, October 30, 2018 8:12 pm ET
by spooky!
vhs stands for
very hairy and stinky
like a biker dude.

Or that Thai hooker.
Or certain overripe fruit.
Or my genitals.
Haiku # 60620, October 30, 2018 8:10 pm ET
by He knows I'm fuckin' around. of Happy halloween vhs!
I love you vhs
Nice to see you smile
U r cranky sometimes
Haiku # 60619, October 30, 2018 6:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Plus he is dressing like
John Boy Walton
Haiku # 60618, October 30, 2018 6:58 pm ET
by I will be in vicinity of Nude Moonwalking
Avoid vhs house on Halloween.
He is handing out Bad Haiku
And stale moon cakes
Haiku # 60617, October 30, 2018 6:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Laughingsohardshitpants
Haiku # 60616, October 30, 2018 6:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Don
Haiku # 60615, October 30, 2018 6:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Don
Haiku # 60614, October 30, 2018 6:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Lol it said don
Haiku # 60613, October 30, 2018 6:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Yo,Trick or Treaters
Don
Haiku # 60612, October 30, 2018 6:51 pm ET
by He of Handing out stale moon cakes,too
A funny story
Just was at my dishwasher
It's our "telephone"
Haiku # 60611, October 30, 2018 6:33 pm ET
by Telepathic of Here There Everywhere
So how do you like
House of 1000 Corpses?
Rob Zombie's finest.
Haiku # 60610, October 30, 2018 6:20 pm ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER of May you be devoured by rabbid children this Halloween.
iksra yt fruczuu
Spetzda galuumpii scecza
Cegno "bitch slappings"
Haiku # 60609, October 30, 2018 6:19 pm ET
by Sliig of Bitch orcharding
Autumn reflections
Shitfaced drunk on hard cider
Spread eagled on lawn
Haiku # 60608, October 30, 2018 2:53 pm ET
by In memory of Collins of Whiskey Thermos
Do the Figpucker
Shake your longpig curly tail
Twerk Twerk Twerk Twerk Twerk
Haiku # 60607, October 30, 2018 2:45 pm ET
by Dick Clark's Ghoul of Hades
History will look back on us and see those who purposely spread HIV as heroes who died to keep the population in check.

Saddam sodomizes Sodomites dynamites and weapons of ass destruction.
Haiku # 60606, October 30, 2018 12:22 pm ET
by
We're all the same, dude.
So come over to my house
and fuck my fat wife.
Haiku # 60605, October 30, 2018 12:13 pm ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Sucking on Werthers
Outside the nursing ho-ome...
See my wrinkled bone
Haiku # 60604, October 30, 2018 12:12 pm ET
by John Mellencamp of Pants are damp
Proof we are not same person
Haiku # 60603, October 30, 2018 12:09 pm ET
by Starkitten
Fartherer...floored it!
Speed Trap. Sirens. car chase..Cops
Here's your shit tickets
Haiku # 60602, October 30, 2018 12:05 pm ET
by C. U. N. Court. Skiitten of Cuntfart Cuntfart and cunt attorneys at law
Sodom and Gomorrah.
Sodomy and gonorrhea.
Saddam's gone, or is he?
Haiku # 60601, October 30, 2018 12:04 pm ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Farther = farting father = gaseous priest = methane monk = Friar Flatus = flatulent patriarch.
Fartherer = one who goes the extra mile to let his kids know that he is the master of farts in THIS house!
Haiku # 60600, October 30, 2018 9:44 am ET
by df of course -- who else?!
Celestiallity.
Having sex with stellar objects.
One extra syllable.

In all three lines.
So this has one less than.
It balances.

It's fuck a black hole.
And I bet that you would too.
Don't be a racist.
Haiku # 60599, October 30, 2018 9:38 am ET
by Farther = Farting Father
It's celestially
Celestially celestial.
Not bestial. Just best...
Haiku # 60598, October 30, 2018 7:08 am ET
by lon Ba by lon Ba by lon Ba of Sodom and Gomorrah LLC
Quivering asshole
In moonlight, Tranquility
Ex-Lax kicks in
Haiku # 60597, October 30, 2018 4:45 am ET
by Mark Skidds of Skidmore
Quivering asshole
In moonlight, Tranquility
Ex-Lax kicks in
Haiku # 60596, October 30, 2018 4:45 am ET
by Mark Skidds of Skidmore
That Gerard Streator
Makes me think of Clint Eastwood
In Dirty Chairy
Haiku # 60595, October 30, 2018 12:58 am ET
by Director of Director's Chair
We're like the show friends
But we don't live together,
Don't have a monkey.
Haiku # 60594, October 30, 2018 12:55 am ET
by Someone like Someone on Friends of There for you
The Original
Burger King Chicken sandwich
I have mine with cheese
Haiku # 60593, October 30, 2018 12:44 am ET
by Mack of Behind the wheel
See Gerard Streator
Caught having sex with a couch
Found fifty bucks change
Haiku # 60592, October 29, 2018 11:32 pm ET
by Starkitten of Sofa King
Popcorn! Peanuts!
Longpig and Shortpig! Poop Chutes!
Underwear to sniff!
Haiku # 60591, October 29, 2018 11:24 pm ET
by Sniffy
Under the big top
Six hirsute horny midgets
Circus Circle Jerk
Haiku # 60590, October 29, 2018 11:19 pm ET
by Sucker born every minute
Beginner Trapeze
Sweat, chills,gnarled fingers..let...go..
Shat filled leotard
Haiku # 60589, October 29, 2018 11:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of Look up
Pet Penis Walker
Obedience training,too
An end to pulling
Haiku # 60588, October 29, 2018 10:54 pm ET
by Penis Walkers of Pacific Northwest
Settle down now boys
The real Starkitten loves you
Wild and crazy guys
Haiku # 60587, October 29, 2018 10:33 pm ET
by The real Starkitten
Who let in the Swedes?
Fucking meatball head mofos.
Bjork ork muppets!
Haiku # 60586, October 29, 2018 10:19 pm ET
by Darth Very Hairy Stinky Kitten of by "kitten" I mean pussy, by pussy I mean cuntfart cunt
Weird site vor jiskk
Cevlak se jrokka lak bes.
Nur poop grivva vesc
Haiku # 60585, October 29, 2018 8:39 pm ET
by Cegdal
Hai Hai Hai Hai Hai
Hai hai hai hai hai hai hai
Hai hai hai hai KU!!
Haiku # 60584, October 29, 2018 8:15 pm ET
by (God) bless you of Everywhere
Whispering warm breeze
Circling bumblebees knees
Jumped by Ma Nature
Haiku # 60583, October 29, 2018 8:11 pm ET
by It's my nature of Granola Barstool..they make ya poop
That hospital food
May I suggest the long pig?
One with a hard on
Haiku # 60582, October 29, 2018 7:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Darth is not kitten
Haiku # 60581, October 29, 2018 7:50 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
On the other hand (the hairy one we beat off with) my ooops chute shall never be silenced! Oops shouldn't have had Smartfood. At first the farts wouldn't make an exit. After a few days we hit pay dirt.
Haiku # 60580, October 29, 2018 7:47 pm ET
by #2
Mute Porcine poop chutes
Becept for the crunch of munch
Pig Ass Anus Meat
Haiku # 60579, October 29, 2018 7:44 pm ET
by Watcher of Pigfuckers
You gents are funny
Mooning you both. Toot Pa Toot!
cuntfart cuntfart cunt
Haiku # 60578, October 29, 2018 7:40 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
When you eat cracklins
Your undies get a spacklin
Is it like bacon?
Haiku # 60577, October 29, 2018 7:38 pm ET
by Need2know
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