Rolling in feces.
Chef prepared roast beef dinner.
The dreams of all dogs.
by Starkitten
The tip of your tongue
Haiku: Fun for everyone!
It's Funnilingus!
by God
Have a bit of fun
Go up there like Balloon Boy
We'll call Wolf Blitzer
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Roving Reporter and John Boy Walton's mole Hindenburg episode cranking Led Zep
I used to do drugs
I still do
But I used to, too
by Ghost of Mitch of RIP
Breath of a Salesman
A Cunnilingus salesman
At Fisherman's Wharf
by Starkitten
I come here for fun
I have no immune system
Don't see anyone
by Starkitten of Plastic Travoltaless Bubble
I love all of you
And I love your Bad Haiku
Cunnilingus too!
by Starkitten
i want to let it all go
by vhs
Cunning Linguistics,
Cunning Linguistics, and more
Cunning Linguistics!
by Tsar Shittin'
Leave now, vhs.
Give your Dell to charity.
Go wander the earth.
Write a large book.
Call it, "Haiku hurt my butt"
Learn to play guitar.
You can be famous.
Women, money, hard drugs, guns,
fast cars, and Jesus.
by df of Just kidding, you know we love you!
Got 2 turntables...
You're like a broken record
Akashic Record
by Starkitten
Dang, you all so whack
I'm just like: this Haiku shit
Is for reelz, gnome sain?
by the Untouchable White Master of Ebonics
Wait until Thursday
Thoreauback Thursday, my friend
Return to nature
by Starkitten of Ten Penny Henry David Thoreaully enjoying himself
there's an urge to walk
away from all of this and just
turn all of this off
by vhs
John Boy Walton's mole
Won five Golden Globe Awards
Got laid all the time
by Starkitten of Walton's Mountain. John Boy Walton's mole's room
Cleaned grandfather clock
I mean cleaned our Grandpa's cock
Polished Grandpa's knob
by Starkitten of Walton's Mountain: The Lost Episodes
12For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
by figures it's vhs
I've gotten so old
that I forgot how to count.
One, two, three, four... then?
by df
A cup of coffee.
A good bowel movement.
The morning's complete.
by Darth Figpucker, the Highly Inappropriate
Ordering pizza
Having it delivered here
Like Jeff Spicoli
by Starkitten of Fast Times at Pacific Northwest High
Furnace repair man
Should have married one. Oily smell!
Intoxicating!!
by Starkitten
Wicked Whoopie Pies
Gooey frosting overload
Stephen King's jizzum
by Starkitten
Poopie Pants Supreme,
Master of All Toilet Bowls,
Clogger of Sewers!
by
Not always, my man.
I wish she would go bye bye.
She's gotten so fat!
by
Calling Starkitten:
Hey, how about something new
(like... talk about sex)
by and by, the peace of pie in the sky
The Way Life Should Be ?
Yet more third-world immigrants;
Vacationland . . . not.
by the way, I am aware of recent events in Lewiston
Need some more, more, MORE!
Gimme verses, got to score
Rushing, to the core.
by Haiku is one hell of a drug
Pilipina bride
marry American man.
Get green card. Bye bye!
by the wave-lapped shores of Paradise
TRUMP still our king.
Left try almost everything.
Now fat lady sing!
by now you should beware the madness of the Progressive Mind
Them pale, fat Maine girls:
Locked up half year in wintuh.
Ayuh, finest kind . . .
by Somewhere south of Skowhegan
That Downeast Maine charm:
Blackflies, beanos, snow . . .
It's still wicked good!
by golly them flatlanduhs is full of their own piss and vineguh
Heaven, without you
would be no Heaven at all.
You better get SAVED !
by the Glorious Gospel of our Lord and Savior
Twerking in grade school
has replaced mathematics,
writing, and drug use.
I miss shooting up
at kindergarten recess.
Ah, the good old days.
Now it's pole dancing
to pop music like strippers
and I want to puke.
by
irony versus
blasphemy, do not tempt me
my cross, torn, rotted
by vhs
That delicacy
Art Bell mentioned it on air
Coast to Coast program
by Starkitten of I like cereal
From the Philippines.
Dog stew and chicken fetus.
Google "balut egg".
My wife's drunk brother
ate three of those on fine night.
Made me want to barf.
They eat it at night
so they won't have to see it.
Also they're drunk then.
Virgin prostitutes.
A land of hypocrisy.
Pride and pollution.
by
Nana from Rockland
Starkitten from New England
Give me some fried clams
Rockland
by Starkitten
I"m fine here you see
Maine you know Maine? That place
tell everyone else...
out out out!
by vhs of apple orchards and lobsters and blueberries
Okay, enough fun.
I have to get back to work.
But first I'll go Trump.
by rekcupgiF htraD of 9th Level of Hell. It's nice here. Fishing, nice cheese markets, fresh fruit, clean air. You'd like it here.
Schwan's man is so hot
His whole truckload defrosted
Showed him my haiku
by Starkitten
You think my spirit
cannot write a bad haiku?!
I am George Carlin!
by George Carlin's Spirit
When I poop I say,
"Time to take a Donald Trump."
But that insults poop.
Poop can make things grow.
Trump is just a parasite.
Financial tapeworm.
by Alan Greenspan
carlin is dead...kay
i saw him in 1995
but he's dead now kay
by vhs
Cunt shit motherfuck.
Titty ass cock-sucker bitch.
Twat balls Donald Trump.
by George Carlin
Fuel up. Breakfast shake
High fructose goon syrup
Soar like an eagle!
Aerobic Dancing
Breakdancing on old cardboard!
Bustin' all my moves
by Starkitten of Killing it
They never tell you
The meat was squirrel or possum
Til dessert arrives
by Starkitten
Fall. Leaves underfoot
Hello dog mess my old friend
Stepped in you again
by Starkitten
Wrinkled Grandfather
Whittling on the front porch
New dildo for Gran
Wilfred Brimleyesque
Werther's candy in pockets
Sticky. Fossilized.
by Starkitten
Leaves crunch underfoot
Bear defecating in woods.
Old question answered
by Starkitten
Cover in silence
Gliding leaf brings joy once more
Mountains reach sudden
by MONARCH
