Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #59398
From the Philippines.
Dog stew and chicken fetus.
Google "balut egg".

My wife's drunk brother
ate three of those on fine night.
Made me want to barf.

They eat it at night
so they won't have to see it.
Also they're drunk then.

Virgin prostitutes.
A land of hypocrisy.
Pride and pollution.
Haiku #59398
Posted: September 17, 2018 1:51 am ET
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