Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 25 Days and 77405 Haiku later...

Fall. Leaves underfoot
Hello dog mess my old friend
Stepped in you again
Haiku # 59387, September 15, 2018 10:43 pm ET
by Starkitten
Wrinkled Grandfather
Whittling on the front porch
New dildo for Gran

Wilfred Brimleyesque
Werther's candy in pockets
Sticky. Fossilized.
Haiku # 59386, September 15, 2018 10:32 pm ET
by Starkitten
Leaves crunch underfoot
Bear defecating in woods.
Old question answered
Haiku # 59385, September 15, 2018 10:28 pm ET
by Starkitten
Cover in silence
Gliding leaf brings joy once more
Mountains reach sudden
Haiku # 59384, September 15, 2018 10:06 pm ET
by MONARCH
I think after all
is said and done whatever
we do we're all fucked...
Haiku # 59383, September 15, 2018 9:06 pm ET
by vhs of but live while you still got the gift of life
Ass candles galore
Illuminating nada
coal black hole prevails
Haiku # 59382, September 15, 2018 8:21 pm ET
by Lush
Can of pink salmon
They kept it as a house pet
At least three decades
Haiku # 59381, September 15, 2018 7:24 pm ET
by Starkitten
I show up on time
Nose to the haiku grindstone
Big promotion soon
Haiku # 59380, September 15, 2018 7:16 pm ET
by Starkitten
just play dark side of
the moon while watching said hated
films, fun for all

munchkin suicides
illuminati symbols
and melting witches
Haiku # 59379, September 15, 2018 5:51 pm ET
by vhs
Barry Manilow
Can't smile without you, Dude
Turn frown upside down
Haiku # 59378, September 15, 2018 2:54 pm ET
by Starkitten
Just for the record
I hate The Wizard of Oz
Thank you for your time

I
Haiku # 59377, September 15, 2018 1:08 pm ET
by Starkitten
i wonder if i
make darth say his name backwards
he goes back to the

fifth dimension for
5 months like that little guy
from the superman
comics
Haiku # 59376, September 15, 2018 9:09 am ET
by vhs of rewind...nah, so 1980s
Hey, hold out your arm
I'll give you a free tattoo
Make it: Bad Haiku
Haiku # 59375, September 15, 2018 12:43 am ET
by Starkitten
I wrote you a check
For one million Bad Haiku
The least I could do
Haiku # 59374, September 15, 2018 12:08 am ET
by Starkitten
VHS, confess
You like Starkitten Haiku
Just a little bit
Haiku # 59373, September 14, 2018 9:16 pm ET
by Starkitten
The age old question
Which part of you is the dink?
I love Aliens!
Haiku # 59372, September 14, 2018 9:12 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest XXX Files
Or meet a fun gal
Perhaps her yeast infection
Will raise your spirits
Haiku # 59371, September 14, 2018 9:07 pm ET
by Starkitten
Watch for bad mushroom
You might land on a "fungi"
With a bad disease
Haiku # 59370, September 14, 2018 9:04 pm ET
by Starkitten
Try nude somersaults
In your front yard or a park
Careful after dark
Haiku # 59369, September 14, 2018 9:03 pm ET
by Starkitten
Yes, Cunnilingus.
Mathematician in the house?
Calories burned/hour
Haiku # 59368, September 14, 2018 9:00 pm ET
by Starkitten
Fuck Sylvia Plath.
Dig up her bones and fuck them.
Put one up your ass.
Haiku # 59367, September 14, 2018 8:58 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker
I would like to lose
about thirty pounds or more
to run marathons.
Haiku # 59366, September 14, 2018 8:56 pm ET
by
mmhmm, i don't think
she had that great a deal for
a husband right there
Haiku # 59365, September 14, 2018 8:50 pm ET
by Goku! of the why for sylvia plath
Counting syllables
is for samurai who wished
they were bookkeepers.
Haiku # 59364, September 14, 2018 8:42 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker
Well, it's obvious
that Starkitten's obsession
is cunnilingus.

Cat that eats pussy.
Surely cannibalism.
But which one comes first?

Simultaneous
cannibalistic feline
ejaculation.
Haiku # 59363, September 14, 2018 8:38 pm ET
by
A happy ending
If his name had been Ted Huge
Some Cunning Linguist
Haiku # 59362, September 14, 2018 8:34 pm ET
by Starkitten
Head in the oven,
Tortured, sefish, bad free verse.
Behold Plath: success !
Haiku # 59361, September 14, 2018 7:40 pm ET
by this time , I'm so sick of modernist poetry
Previewing Haiku
Like admiring a fresh turd
Before you flush it
Haiku # 59360, September 14, 2018 6:45 pm ET
by Starkitten
Please make this happen
Bono Vox and Cher team up
Sing I got You Babe

Kind of a klutz too
Wiped out on bike. Central Park.
Not sure if he skis
Haiku # 59359, September 14, 2018 4:32 pm ET
by Starkitten
Your private juices
Just a dab behind your ear
That will do the trick
Haiku # 59358, September 14, 2018 2:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of Starkitten
Head in the oven.
Taken from behind, again!
Can't get housework done!!
Haiku # 59357, September 14, 2018 2:25 pm ET
by Starkitten
Fantasy Island
Blind man with no sense of smell
He's perfect for you
Haiku # 59356, September 14, 2018 2:23 pm ET
by Starkitten
A witchy cauldron
Cunnilingus Corn Maze. Run!
You will burn in Hell!
Haiku # 59355, September 14, 2018 2:18 pm ET
by Starkitten
Equine Jenga Game
Tower of Copulation
Looks like a hot mess!
Haiku # 59354, September 14, 2018 2:16 pm ET
by Starkitten
Now watch me neigh neigh
New Horseshoes! Clip Clop Clip Clop!
Road apples for you
Haiku # 59353, September 14, 2018 2:09 pm ET
by Starkitten
With the new enhanced neurons that Elon Musk is inventing kangaroos can be programmed to deliver packages in their pouches. Look out UPS, FedEx, and USPS!
Doesn't "Elon Musk" sound like a trashy perfume name?
I'm not a robot... yet. But perhaps soon... perhaps.
Haiku # 59352, September 14, 2018 1:25 pm ET
by
I will never stop
Tap dancing on your sidewalk
Schizophrenic bitch!
Haiku # 59351, September 14, 2018 12:01 pm ET
by Starkitten
Northern Exposure
The Farmers Market pervert
Cucumber in hand
Haiku # 59350, September 14, 2018 12:00 pm ET
by Starkitten
Grey Sky Festival
Fresh Haiku bubbling up
Straight from my gizzards
Haiku # 59349, September 14, 2018 11:57 am ET
by Starkitten
Stuck in the window
Like Magilla Gorilla
Just might go apeshit!
Haiku # 59348, September 14, 2018 11:54 am ET
by Starkitten
Tongues are wagging!
Ye Olde Cunnilingus Shoppe
The talk of the town
Haiku # 59347, September 14, 2018 11:26 am ET
by Starkitten
Rearranging things
Reversed your nose and penis
You're such a dickhead
Haiku # 59346, September 14, 2018 12:48 am ET
by Starkitten
Downward facing dong
Hot Yoga happy ending
Pumpkin Spice Latte
Haiku # 59345, September 14, 2018 12:39 am ET
by Starktten
bad santa
Haiku # 59344, September 13, 2018 10:51 pm ET
by vhs of q anon knows whos been naughty
Great mall memories
That's Ken Berry jacking off
In your Kinney shoe
Haiku # 59343, September 13, 2018 10:33 pm ET
by Starkitten
Hunched out in long coils
The turds of one thousand dogs
All in your honour
Haiku # 59342, September 13, 2018 10:25 pm ET
by Starkitten
Got my shopping done
Giving everyone Haiku
This one is for you
Haiku # 59341, September 13, 2018 10:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Pictures with Santa
Your mom had her portrait done
Sitting on his dick
Haiku # 59340, September 13, 2018 10:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
woof woof woff, woof woof
woff bark bark woof howllll arf arf
woof woof woof...meow
Haiku # 59339, September 13, 2018 5:26 pm ET
by vhs of getting ready for the dogs barking jingle bells song
Mall walk stomach cramp?
Seen your telltale hopping dance
You methane shaman

Disappear like Jim
Come on baby light my fire
Blue flame blast your pants

Dirty underwear
Scattered on Dawn's Highway, huh?
Plus size Underoos?
Haiku # 59338, September 13, 2018 5:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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