Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #59338
Mall walk stomach cramp?
Seen your telltale hopping dance
You methane shaman

Disappear like Jim
Come on baby light my fire
Blue flame blast your pants

Dirty underwear
Scattered on Dawn's Highway, huh?
Plus size Underoos?
Haiku #59338
Posted: September 13, 2018 5:15 pm ET
Poet & location: Anonymous Poet