Leaves crunch underfoot
Bear defecating in woods.
Old question answered
by Starkitten
Cover in silence
Gliding leaf brings joy once more
Mountains reach sudden
by MONARCH
I think after all
is said and done whatever
we do we're all fucked...
by vhs of but live while you still got the gift of life
Ass candles galore
Illuminating nada
coal black hole prevails
by Lush
Can of pink salmon
They kept it as a house pet
At least three decades
by Starkitten
I show up on time
Nose to the haiku grindstone
Big promotion soon
by Starkitten
just play dark side of
the moon while watching said hated
films, fun for all
munchkin suicides
illuminati symbols
and melting witches
by vhs
Barry Manilow
Can't smile without you, Dude
Turn frown upside down
by Starkitten
Just for the record
I hate The Wizard of Oz
Thank you for your time
I
by Starkitten
i wonder if i
make darth say his name backwards
he goes back to the
fifth dimension for
5 months like that little guy
from the superman
comics
by vhs of rewind...nah, so 1980s
Hey, hold out your arm
I'll give you a free tattoo
Make it: Bad Haiku
by Starkitten
I wrote you a check
For one million Bad Haiku
The least I could do
by Starkitten
VHS, confess
You like Starkitten Haiku
Just a little bit
by Starkitten
The age old question
Which part of you is the dink?
I love Aliens!
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest XXX Files
Or meet a fun gal
Perhaps her yeast infection
Will raise your spirits
by Starkitten
Watch for bad mushroom
You might land on a "fungi"
With a bad disease
by Starkitten
Try nude somersaults
In your front yard or a park
Careful after dark
by Starkitten
Yes, Cunnilingus.
Mathematician in the house?
Calories burned/hour
by Starkitten
Fuck Sylvia Plath.
Dig up her bones and fuck them.
Put one up your ass.
by Darth Figpucker
I would like to lose
about thirty pounds or more
to run marathons.
by
mmhmm, i don't think
she had that great a deal for
a husband right there
by Goku! of the why for sylvia plath
Counting syllables
is for samurai who wished
they were bookkeepers.
by Darth Figpucker
Well, it's obvious
that Starkitten's obsession
is cunnilingus.
Cat that eats pussy.
Surely cannibalism.
But which one comes first?
Simultaneous
cannibalistic feline
ejaculation.
by
A happy ending
If his name had been Ted Huge
Some Cunning Linguist
by Starkitten
Head in the oven,
Tortured, sefish, bad free verse.
Behold Plath: success !
by this time , I'm so sick of modernist poetry
Previewing Haiku
Like admiring a fresh turd
Before you flush it
by Starkitten
Please make this happen
Bono Vox and Cher team up
Sing I got You Babe
Kind of a klutz too
Wiped out on bike. Central Park.
Not sure if he skis
by Starkitten
Your private juices
Just a dab behind your ear
That will do the trick
by Anonymous Poet of Starkitten
Head in the oven.
Taken from behind, again!
Can't get housework done!!
by Starkitten
Fantasy Island
Blind man with no sense of smell
He's perfect for you
by Starkitten
A witchy cauldron
Cunnilingus Corn Maze. Run!
You will burn in Hell!
by Starkitten
Equine Jenga Game
Tower of Copulation
Looks like a hot mess!
by Starkitten
Now watch me neigh neigh
New Horseshoes! Clip Clop Clip Clop!
Road apples for you
by Starkitten
With the new enhanced neurons that Elon Musk is inventing kangaroos can be programmed to deliver packages in their pouches. Look out UPS, FedEx, and USPS!
Doesn't "Elon Musk" sound like a trashy perfume name?
I'm not a robot... yet. But perhaps soon... perhaps.
by
I will never stop
Tap dancing on your sidewalk
Schizophrenic bitch!
by Starkitten
Northern Exposure
The Farmers Market pervert
Cucumber in hand
by Starkitten
Grey Sky Festival
Fresh Haiku bubbling up
Straight from my gizzards
by Starkitten
Stuck in the window
Like Magilla Gorilla
Just might go apeshit!
by Starkitten
Tongues are wagging!
Ye Olde Cunnilingus Shoppe
The talk of the town
by Starkitten
Rearranging things
Reversed your nose and penis
You're such a dickhead
by Starkitten
Downward facing dong
Hot Yoga happy ending
Pumpkin Spice Latte
by Starktten
bad santa
by vhs of q anon knows whos been naughty
Great mall memories
That's Ken Berry jacking off
In your Kinney shoe
by Starkitten
Hunched out in long coils
The turds of one thousand dogs
All in your honour
by Starkitten
Got my shopping done
Giving everyone Haiku
This one is for you
by Anonymous Poet
Pictures with Santa
Your mom had her portrait done
Sitting on his dick
by Anonymous Poet
woof woof woff, woof woof
woff bark bark woof howllll arf arf
woof woof woof...meow
by vhs of getting ready for the dogs barking jingle bells song
Mall walk stomach cramp?
Seen your telltale hopping dance
You methane shaman
Disappear like Jim
Come on baby light my fire
Blue flame blast your pants
Dirty underwear
Scattered on Dawn's Highway, huh?
Plus size Underoos?
by Anonymous Poet
And I too, have been
That doomed stranger in the mall
Asking "who farted" ?
by no means denigrating your case of poetic flatulence
That breathy Bono:
Furious virtue-signaler
Hypocrite has-been.
Most of U2's songs
Are monotonous, and lack
Vibrant chord changes
Making up for it
In breathy histrionics
And churning fadeouts
by the way, most people haven't heard of Paul David what's his name