Pilipina bride
marry American man.
Get green card. Bye bye!
by the wave-lapped shores of Paradise
TRUMP still our king.
Left try almost everything.
Now fat lady sing!
by now you should beware the madness of the Progressive Mind
Them pale, fat Maine girls:
Locked up half year in wintuh.
Ayuh, finest kind . . .
by Somewhere south of Skowhegan
That Downeast Maine charm:
Blackflies, beanos, snow . . .
It's still wicked good!
by golly them flatlanduhs is full of their own piss and vineguh
Heaven, without you
would be no Heaven at all.
You better get SAVED !
by the Glorious Gospel of our Lord and Savior
Twerking in grade school
has replaced mathematics,
writing, and drug use.
I miss shooting up
at kindergarten recess.
Ah, the good old days.
Now it's pole dancing
to pop music like strippers
and I want to puke.
by
irony versus
blasphemy, do not tempt me
my cross, torn, rotted
by vhs
That delicacy
Art Bell mentioned it on air
Coast to Coast program
by Starkitten of I like cereal
From the Philippines.
Dog stew and chicken fetus.
Google "balut egg".
My wife's drunk brother
ate three of those on fine night.
Made me want to barf.
They eat it at night
so they won't have to see it.
Also they're drunk then.
Virgin prostitutes.
A land of hypocrisy.
Pride and pollution.
by
Nana from Rockland
Starkitten from New England
Give me some fried clams
Rockland
by Starkitten
I"m fine here you see
Maine you know Maine? That place
tell everyone else...
out out out!
by vhs of apple orchards and lobsters and blueberries
Okay, enough fun.
I have to get back to work.
But first I'll go Trump.
by rekcupgiF htraD of 9th Level of Hell. It's nice here. Fishing, nice cheese markets, fresh fruit, clean air. You'd like it here.
Schwan's man is so hot
His whole truckload defrosted
Showed him my haiku
by Starkitten
You think my spirit
cannot write a bad haiku?!
I am George Carlin!
by George Carlin's Spirit
When I poop I say,
"Time to take a Donald Trump."
But that insults poop.
Poop can make things grow.
Trump is just a parasite.
Financial tapeworm.
by Alan Greenspan
carlin is dead...kay
i saw him in 1995
but he's dead now kay
by vhs
Cunt shit motherfuck.
Titty ass cock-sucker bitch.
Twat balls Donald Trump.
by George Carlin
Fuel up. Breakfast shake
High fructose goon syrup
Soar like an eagle!
Aerobic Dancing
Breakdancing on old cardboard!
Bustin' all my moves
by Starkitten of Killing it
They never tell you
The meat was squirrel or possum
Til dessert arrives
by Starkitten
Fall. Leaves underfoot
Hello dog mess my old friend
Stepped in you again
by Starkitten
Wrinkled Grandfather
Whittling on the front porch
New dildo for Gran
Wilfred Brimleyesque
Werther's candy in pockets
Sticky. Fossilized.
by Starkitten
Leaves crunch underfoot
Bear defecating in woods.
Old question answered
by Starkitten
Cover in silence
Gliding leaf brings joy once more
Mountains reach sudden
by MONARCH
I think after all
is said and done whatever
we do we're all fucked...
by vhs of but live while you still got the gift of life
Ass candles galore
Illuminating nada
coal black hole prevails
by Lush
Can of pink salmon
They kept it as a house pet
At least three decades
by Starkitten
I show up on time
Nose to the haiku grindstone
Big promotion soon
by Starkitten
just play dark side of
the moon while watching said hated
films, fun for all
munchkin suicides
illuminati symbols
and melting witches
by vhs
Barry Manilow
Can't smile without you, Dude
Turn frown upside down
by Starkitten
Just for the record
I hate The Wizard of Oz
Thank you for your time
I
by Starkitten
i wonder if i
make darth say his name backwards
he goes back to the
fifth dimension for
5 months like that little guy
from the superman
comics
by vhs of rewind...nah, so 1980s
Hey, hold out your arm
I'll give you a free tattoo
Make it: Bad Haiku
by Starkitten
I wrote you a check
For one million Bad Haiku
The least I could do
by Starkitten
VHS, confess
You like Starkitten Haiku
Just a little bit
by Starkitten
The age old question
Which part of you is the dink?
I love Aliens!
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest XXX Files
Or meet a fun gal
Perhaps her yeast infection
Will raise your spirits
by Starkitten
Watch for bad mushroom
You might land on a "fungi"
With a bad disease
by Starkitten
Try nude somersaults
In your front yard or a park
Careful after dark
by Starkitten
Yes, Cunnilingus.
Mathematician in the house?
Calories burned/hour
by Starkitten
Fuck Sylvia Plath.
Dig up her bones and fuck them.
Put one up your ass.
by Darth Figpucker
I would like to lose
about thirty pounds or more
to run marathons.
by
mmhmm, i don't think
she had that great a deal for
a husband right there
by Goku! of the why for sylvia plath
Counting syllables
is for samurai who wished
they were bookkeepers.
by Darth Figpucker
Well, it's obvious
that Starkitten's obsession
is cunnilingus.
Cat that eats pussy.
Surely cannibalism.
But which one comes first?
Simultaneous
cannibalistic feline
ejaculation.
by
A happy ending
If his name had been Ted Huge
Some Cunning Linguist
by Starkitten
Head in the oven,
Tortured, sefish, bad free verse.
Behold Plath: success !
by this time , I'm so sick of modernist poetry
Previewing Haiku
Like admiring a fresh turd
Before you flush it
by Starkitten
Please make this happen
Bono Vox and Cher team up
Sing I got You Babe
Kind of a klutz too
Wiped out on bike. Central Park.
Not sure if he skis
by Starkitten
Your private juices
Just a dab behind your ear
That will do the trick
by Anonymous Poet of Starkitten
Head in the oven.
Taken from behind, again!
Can't get housework done!!
by Starkitten
