Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #59425
Leave now, vhs.
Give your Dell to charity.
Go wander the earth.

Write a large book.
Call it, "Haiku hurt my butt"
Learn to play guitar.

You can be famous.
Women, money, hard drugs, guns,
fast cars, and Jesus.
Haiku #59425
Posted: September 17, 2018 9:55 pm ET
Poet & location: df of Just kidding, you know we love you!