dark side of the moon
been around since forever
and fifty years too

Seasons of Wither:
Flowers bloomed. I got my wings.
It's a great album...

Fucking AEROSMITH!
Bots cannot understand it.
But Aerosmith ROCKS.

"These rotten verses
even a dog will not eat."
That's five - seven - five!

Hello.

Due promises are
here. It's not an option, pay up.
You never did it.

Fun fact: A senryu
is basically haiku,
with human foibles.

Ugly crying with
lies filling air polluted.
We can't escape war.

The alarm clock rang.
If I did not have to pee,
I would stay in bed.

CEO de-lifed.
So: either he deserved it,
Or else he did not.

health insurance woes
delay, deny and defend
not enough cover

Bad Haiku: why is
(necessary)? Why must I?
I can't haiku, help.

Technocrat: bow down !
God is greater than A.I.
And grants you your life.

You're right, we can feed
'em to the zoo. After
all, Chris Brown is here.

too rich to digest
even with lashings of bile
and pepto-bismol©

Eat the rich, eat 'em.
Waltz in circles as the night
dies away from here.

Hot take: Christmas is
overrated. Way too cold,
but still no snow, why?

Satan is coming.
Decorate his shopping malls.
Satan is coming !

When Black Friday comes,
I'll go down to Boswell Wood--
Whoops. Now it's Sunday!

when black friday comes
collect ev'rything i'm owed
then buy the cheap shit

Bots don't eat turkey.
Bots can't even TALK turkey,
let alone gobble...

Imagine Ctrl
+Cing it. Just imagine
being a bot, Ha!

you'd better look out
he puts the white in christmas
santa is coming

For the lower one,
I Ctrl+C'd it so it's
uneven. I'm sad.

I’m Batman, why? For
Gotham, for justice. Batman Needs his supplies, cuz.

Apollo-gy uhh
accepted. Does anyone
read Percy Jackson?

Nico, I'm sorry.
I thought that you were a bot.
May God forgive me.

Orb11ta.co

Hating turkey is
easy. Getting lung cancer
is much easier

Stuffing the turkey
Spent. Smoking a cigarette.
Now, time for round 2

Hey you: write haiku!
I no pay you stand around...
Haiku is money.

Cristo es Señor.
Él es el rey de reyes
Y rey de haiku.

It' s not just counting?
There's sintax and nuances?
Oh no, I'm so cooked.

All sin must be taxed,
Since it's so very taxing.
Big money-maker!

it's not just counting
you must consider syntax
and grok the nuance

I can't count, I'll say.
I confess, I forgot in
1st grade. Help me please.

Nico cannot count.
Apparently it's a bot.
And a bad counter.

ever since trump won
haiku went from bad to worse
a conspiracy?

My 2nd line had 8 syllables.

Ashes to ashes
The world will end soon.
Ashes to ashes
No one is immune.

Oh, wait I have just
realized. Lies, I'm so human.
beep borp zirrring bop.

Frog hits the lily,
it sinks down. I'll wonder what
had happened to it.

You, apparently,
Are a stupid bot at best.
Get off my screen NOW.

Yayayayaya,
Applesauce is so yummy.
Yayayayaya.

Go ahead and breathe.
Saint George Floyd approves of you.
Then you can inhale.

I can't breathe, I can't
being here is so exhausting.
Goodbye, goodbye guys.

Freelance copy work
Time consuming media
Its just like my dream

In the waiting room:
One more haiku masterpiece.
World, take note! (Genius)

Did you know this site
is blocked in Japan, because
The haiku's TOO GOOD!

Return of Figgy.
Roquefort cheese with balut egg.
Tom Bosley's grandma...