Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 57 Days and 78011 Haiku later...
you'd better look out
he puts the white in christmas
santa is coming
Haiku # 77393 November 30, 2024 7:58 am ET
by ash of janky ho ho ho
For the lower one,
I Ctrl+C'd it so it's
uneven. I'm sad.
Haiku # 77392 November 29, 2024 9:31 pm ET
by Nico, apparently but sad now
I’m Batman, why? For
Gotham, for justice. Batman Needs his supplies, cuz.
Haiku # 77391 November 29, 2024 9:28 pm ET
by Nico, apparently
Apollo-gy uhh
accepted. Does anyone
read Percy Jackson?
Haiku # 77390 November 29, 2024 9:22 pm ET
by Nico, apparently of Stop smoking
Nico, I'm sorry.
I thought that you were a bot.
May God forgive me.
Haiku # 77389 November 27, 2024 9:12 pm ET
by Nicotine, apparently of Smoke
Orb11ta.co
Haiku # 77388 November 27, 2024 3:05 pm ET
by Claudedab of Bulgaria
Hating turkey is
easy. Getting lung cancer
is much easier
Haiku # 77387 November 26, 2024 9:50 pm ET
by Nico, apparently
Stuffing the turkey
Spent. Smoking a cigarette.
Now, time for round 2
Haiku # 77386 November 26, 2024 6:34 pm ET
by Darth Birdfucker of Philippines
Hey you: write haiku!
I no pay you stand around...
Haiku is money.
Haiku # 77385 November 26, 2024 7:33 am ET
by Chong Yee Kow Fat of Hell Money
Cristo es Señor.
Él es el rey de reyes
Y rey de haiku.
Haiku # 77384 November 24, 2024 3:29 pm ET
by Juaniquito Perez of Japón Virtual
It' s not just counting?
There's sintax and nuances?
Oh no, I'm so cooked.
Haiku # 77383 November 23, 2024 5:13 pm ET
by Nico, apparently
All sin must be taxed,
Since it's so very taxing.
Big money-maker!
Haiku # 77382 November 22, 2024 6:14 am ET
by Taxman of Sinful Synthesis
it's not just counting
you must consider syntax
and grok the nuance
Haiku # 77381 November 22, 2024 5:22 am ET
by ash of old school superior wetware
I can't count, I'll say.
I confess, I forgot in
1st grade. Help me please.
Haiku # 77380 November 21, 2024 10:59 pm ET
by Nico, apparently
Nico cannot count.
Apparently it's a bot.
And a bad counter.
Haiku # 77379 November 21, 2024 2:12 pm ET
by Nitpicker of Counter-culture
ever since trump won
haiku went from bad to worse
a conspiracy?
Haiku # 77378 November 21, 2024 1:37 am ET
by ash of o tempora! o mores!
My 2nd line had 8 syllables.
Haiku # 77377 November 20, 2024 8:43 pm ET
by Nico, apparently
Ashes to ashes
The world will end soon.
Ashes to ashes
No one is immune.
Haiku # 77376 November 20, 2024 1:43 pm ET
by ʻO ka ʻānela hāʻule (Hawaiian) of Turkmenistan (The Door To Hell)
Oh, wait I have just
realized. Lies, I'm so human.
beep borp zirrring bop.
Haiku # 77375 November 19, 2024 11:03 pm ET
by Nico, apparently
Frog hits the lily,
it sinks down. I'll wonder what
had happened to it.
Haiku # 77374 November 19, 2024 10:53 pm ET
by Nico, apparently
You, apparently,
Are a stupid bot at best.
Get off my screen NOW.
Haiku # 77373 November 17, 2024 1:23 pm ET
by Prince Nico Mbarga of Nigeria
Yayayayaya,
Applesauce is so yummy.
Yayayayaya.
Haiku # 77371 November 16, 2024 5:47 pm ET
by uhm idk of W sigma mewwing rizzy rizler not from ohio
Go ahead and breathe.
Saint George Floyd approves of you.
Then you can inhale.
Haiku # 77370 November 15, 2024 7:01 pm ET
by Cop with a Knee on Your Neck
I can't breathe, I can't
being here is so exhausting.
Goodbye, goodbye guys.
Haiku # 77369 November 14, 2024 9:47 pm ET
by Nico apparently
Freelance copy work
Time consuming media
Its just like my dream
Haiku # 77368 November 14, 2024 5:31 pm ET
by joy
In the waiting room:
One more haiku masterpiece.
World, take note! (Genius)
Haiku # 77367 November 14, 2024 10:23 am ET
by Lillypad Poet of the Floating World
Did you know this site
is blocked in Japan, because
The haiku's TOO GOOD!
Haiku # 77366 November 13, 2024 10:14 am ET
by Emperor Hirohito of Babylon, Long Island
Return of Figgy.
Roquefort cheese with balut egg.
Tom Bosley's grandma...
Haiku # 77365 November 13, 2024 9:35 am ET
by Happy Daze of Pilipinas Inc.
Consider pretzels
covered in emu droppings
for the holidays
Haiku # 77364 November 13, 2024 8:01 am ET
by Figgy of Pudding
I don't care for games,
Not sportsball nor video.
Go sell somewhere else.
Haiku # 77362 November 12, 2024 10:30 am ET
by Howard Cosell of Co-sales
Stop making video
game advertisement, it is
annoying, bye bye!
Haiku # 77361 November 11, 2024 10:29 pm ET
by El gusto's
Some AI can cre-
ate bad haiku poetry.
It's BAD bad haiku
Haiku # 77359 November 11, 2024 5:41 pm ET
by TyroneSaz of UpperVolta
Sun and daisys with
butter mellow, turn this stu
-pid fat rat yellow
Haiku # 77358 November 11, 2024 3:46 pm ET
by ron weasley of idk hogwarts
Perhaps we are wrong.
The Nakhba never happened.
Maybe it's a lie.
Haiku # 77357 November 10, 2024 1:33 pm ET
by David Ben Gurion of T. Herzl
That's typical shit
From an atheist dreamer.
You'll find out later.
Haiku # 77354 November 8, 2024 7:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The thought that we may
not even exist and are
a dream is likely.
Haiku # 77353 November 8, 2024 5:51 pm ET
by Zatanna of Zatara
Impeach him again.
There must be SOMETHING he's done...
Grab him by the puss
Haiku # 77352 November 7, 2024 11:03 am ET
by Y qué of Ypres
The Harris people:
Sniffling in their rainbow flags.
Not sorry for them.
Haiku # 77350 November 6, 2024 12:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of Choice is "Yes"
behold king donald
ranga emperor of earth
more fucked than ever
Haiku # 77349 November 6, 2024 4:00 am ET
by ash of bite my democracy sausage
Pokemon is cool
"Zip Zap Zop killed eighty wild
Maril", Poor Maril.
Haiku # 77348 November 5, 2024 8:09 pm ET
by Pokemon™ of Roppongi Hills Mori Tower in Roppongi, Minato, Tokyo
This site is fifty
percent politics and the
rest are random. Food
Haiku # 77347 November 5, 2024 5:53 pm ET
by Serendipity of NYC
Dominican bro,
Reading Sun Tzu's Art of War...
Hope he's on OUR side.
Haiku # 77346 November 5, 2024 4:58 pm ET
by Make up a name of your choice
Ignorance is bliss
There's almost no in between
Knowledge is power
Haiku # 77345 November 5, 2024 4:48 pm ET
by Serendipity of NYC
Astroturfed revolt:
They're betting on police state;
Excuse for crackdown.
Haiku # 77344 November 5, 2024 12:34 pm ET
by Whoever Gets "Elected" of course, we MUST keep arming I$r@eL
this is how it starts
behold a falling empire
catch it if you can
Haiku # 77343 November 5, 2024 5:07 am ET
by ash of talkin' about a revolution
perplexing questions
why does a rat when it spins
if you don't give one ?
Haiku # 77342 November 4, 2024 3:37 am ET
by ash of heretic heritage
Feel the wart on your
bottom again. Tonight I'm
giving her a name.
Haiku # 77341 November 3, 2024 2:30 am ET
by Julian H of Lanestris
Have you ever wondered if intentionally creating a poorly written haiku could actually be a form of artistic expression or rebellion against traditional poetry standards? What impact could purposely breaking the rules of haiku form have on the perception of poetry as a whole?",
"refusal
Haiku # 77339 November 2, 2024 5:00 pm ET
by Kacperka of Polska
Legions of damned souls
Go ye forth: wander the night.
Eat loads of candy.
Haiku # 77338 October 31, 2024 11:39 am ET
by Lucifer's Witchy Grandma of Samhain
Shandabakeela
Shamanda bingo-boingo
Ko ko ko baba
Haiku # 77337 October 31, 2024 5:49 am ET
by Polyglot Pastor of Pentecostal PhD
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