Nico, I'm sorry.
I thought that you were a bot.
May God forgive me.
by Nicotine, apparently of Smoke
Orb11ta.co
by Claudedab of Bulgaria
Hating turkey is
easy. Getting lung cancer
is much easier
by Nico, apparently
Stuffing the turkey
Spent. Smoking a cigarette.
Now, time for round 2
by Darth Birdfucker of Philippines
Hey you: write haiku!
I no pay you stand around...
Haiku is money.
by Chong Yee Kow Fat of Hell Money
Cristo es Señor.
Él es el rey de reyes
Y rey de haiku.
by Juaniquito Perez of Japón Virtual
It' s not just counting?
There's sintax and nuances?
Oh no, I'm so cooked.
by Nico, apparently
All sin must be taxed,
Since it's so very taxing.
Big money-maker!
by Taxman of Sinful Synthesis
it's not just counting
you must consider syntax
and grok the nuance
by ash of old school superior wetware
I can't count, I'll say.
I confess, I forgot in
1st grade. Help me please.
by Nico, apparently
Nico cannot count.
Apparently it's a bot.
And a bad counter.
by Nitpicker of Counter-culture
ever since trump won
haiku went from bad to worse
a conspiracy?
by ash of o tempora! o mores!
My 2nd line had 8 syllables.
by Nico, apparently
Ashes to ashes
The world will end soon.
Ashes to ashes
No one is immune.
by ʻO ka ʻānela hāʻule (Hawaiian) of Turkmenistan (The Door To Hell)
Oh, wait I have just
realized. Lies, I'm so human.
beep borp zirrring bop.
by Nico, apparently
Frog hits the lily,
it sinks down. I'll wonder what
had happened to it.
by Nico, apparently
You, apparently,
Are a stupid bot at best.
Get off my screen NOW.
by Prince Nico Mbarga of Nigeria
Yayayayaya,
Applesauce is so yummy.
Yayayayaya.
by uhm idk of W sigma mewwing rizzy rizler not from ohio
Go ahead and breathe.
Saint George Floyd approves of you.
Then you can inhale.
by Cop with a Knee on Your Neck
I can't breathe, I can't
being here is so exhausting.
Goodbye, goodbye guys.
by Nico apparently
Freelance copy work
Time consuming media
Its just like my dream
by joy
In the waiting room:
One more haiku masterpiece.
World, take note! (Genius)
by Lillypad Poet of the Floating World
Did you know this site
is blocked in Japan, because
The haiku's TOO GOOD!
by Emperor Hirohito of Babylon, Long Island
Return of Figgy.
Roquefort cheese with balut egg.
Tom Bosley's grandma...
by Happy Daze of Pilipinas Inc.
Consider pretzels
covered in emu droppings
for the holidays
by Figgy of Pudding
I don't care for games,
Not sportsball nor video.
Go sell somewhere else.
by Howard Cosell of Co-sales
Stop making video
game advertisement, it is
annoying, bye bye!
by El gusto's
Some AI can cre-
ate bad haiku poetry.
It's BAD bad haiku
by TyroneSaz of UpperVolta
Sun and daisys with
butter mellow, turn this stu
-pid fat rat yellow
by ron weasley of idk hogwarts
Perhaps we are wrong.
The Nakhba never happened.
Maybe it's a lie.
by David Ben Gurion of T. Herzl
That's typical shit
From an atheist dreamer.
You'll find out later.
by Anonymous Poet
The thought that we may
not even exist and are
a dream is likely.
by Zatanna of Zatara
Impeach him again.
There must be SOMETHING he's done...
Grab him by the puss
by Y qué of Ypres
The Harris people:
Sniffling in their rainbow flags.
Not sorry for them.
by Anonymous Poet of Choice is "Yes"
behold king donald
ranga emperor of earth
more fucked than ever
by ash of bite my democracy sausage
Pokemon is cool
"Zip Zap Zop killed eighty wild
Maril", Poor Maril.
by Pokemon™ of Roppongi Hills Mori Tower in Roppongi, Minato, Tokyo
This site is fifty
percent politics and the
rest are random. Food
by Serendipity of NYC
Dominican bro,
Reading Sun Tzu's Art of War...
Hope he's on OUR side.
by Make up a name of your choice
Ignorance is bliss
There's almost no in between
Knowledge is power
by Serendipity of NYC
Astroturfed revolt:
They're betting on police state;
Excuse for crackdown.
by Whoever Gets "Elected" of course, we MUST keep arming I$r@eL
this is how it starts
behold a falling empire
catch it if you can
by ash of talkin' about a revolution
perplexing questions
why does a rat when it spins
if you don't give one ?
by ash of heretic heritage
Feel the wart on your
bottom again. Tonight I'm
giving her a name.
by Julian H of Lanestris
Have you ever wondered if intentionally creating a poorly written haiku could actually be a form of artistic expression or rebellion against traditional poetry standards? What impact could purposely breaking the rules of haiku form have on the perception of poetry as a whole?",
"refusal
by Kacperka of Polska
Legions of damned souls
Go ye forth: wander the night.
Eat loads of candy.
by Lucifer's Witchy Grandma of Samhain
Shandabakeela
Shamanda bingo-boingo
Ko ko ko baba
by Polyglot Pastor of Pentecostal PhD
Heart, to hobbyists,
for local pickup only,
tolerable scars.
by Julian H of Lanestris
Bad Haiku is life,
And true life is bad haiku.
Write haiku and LIVE.
by Read Me Later, like at Quarter of Seven
Find my syllable.
Go on-- find my syllable.
I will bless your soul.
by Imprecatory Psalms of David
If Trump wins again,
He will lose again (vote count).
Expect big psy-ops.
by Larry Fink of Studying Torah 24/7