Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 55 Days and 78007 Haiku later...
That's typical shit
From an atheist dreamer.
You'll find out later.
Haiku # 77354 November 8, 2024 7:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The thought that we may
not even exist and are
a dream is likely.
Haiku # 77353 November 8, 2024 5:51 pm ET
by Zatanna of Zatara
Impeach him again.
There must be SOMETHING he's done...
Grab him by the puss
Haiku # 77352 November 7, 2024 11:03 am ET
by Y qué of Ypres
The Harris people:
Sniffling in their rainbow flags.
Not sorry for them.
Haiku # 77350 November 6, 2024 12:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of Choice is "Yes"
behold king donald
ranga emperor of earth
more fucked than ever
Haiku # 77349 November 6, 2024 4:00 am ET
by ash of bite my democracy sausage
Pokemon is cool
"Zip Zap Zop killed eighty wild
Maril", Poor Maril.
Haiku # 77348 November 5, 2024 8:09 pm ET
by Pokemon™ of Roppongi Hills Mori Tower in Roppongi, Minato, Tokyo
This site is fifty
percent politics and the
rest are random. Food
Haiku # 77347 November 5, 2024 5:53 pm ET
by Serendipity of NYC
Dominican bro,
Reading Sun Tzu's Art of War...
Hope he's on OUR side.
Haiku # 77346 November 5, 2024 4:58 pm ET
by Make up a name of your choice
Ignorance is bliss
There's almost no in between
Knowledge is power
Haiku # 77345 November 5, 2024 4:48 pm ET
by Serendipity of NYC
Astroturfed revolt:
They're betting on police state;
Excuse for crackdown.
Haiku # 77344 November 5, 2024 12:34 pm ET
by Whoever Gets "Elected" of course, we MUST keep arming I$r@eL
this is how it starts
behold a falling empire
catch it if you can
Haiku # 77343 November 5, 2024 5:07 am ET
by ash of talkin' about a revolution
perplexing questions
why does a rat when it spins
if you don't give one ?
Haiku # 77342 November 4, 2024 3:37 am ET
by ash of heretic heritage
Feel the wart on your
bottom again. Tonight I'm
giving her a name.
Haiku # 77341 November 3, 2024 2:30 am ET
by Julian H of Lanestris
Have you ever wondered if intentionally creating a poorly written haiku could actually be a form of artistic expression or rebellion against traditional poetry standards? What impact could purposely breaking the rules of haiku form have on the perception of poetry as a whole?",
"refusal
Haiku # 77339 November 2, 2024 5:00 pm ET
by Kacperka of Polska
Legions of damned souls
Go ye forth: wander the night.
Eat loads of candy.
Haiku # 77338 October 31, 2024 11:39 am ET
by Lucifer's Witchy Grandma of Samhain
Shandabakeela
Shamanda bingo-boingo
Ko ko ko baba
Haiku # 77337 October 31, 2024 5:49 am ET
by Polyglot Pastor of Pentecostal PhD
Heart, to hobbyists,
for local pickup only,
tolerable scars.
Haiku # 77336 October 28, 2024 3:34 pm ET
by Julian H of Lanestris
Bad Haiku is life,
And true life is bad haiku.
Write haiku and LIVE.
Haiku # 77335 October 28, 2024 12:19 pm ET
by Read Me Later, like at Quarter of Seven
Find my syllable.
Go on-- find my syllable.
I will bless your soul.
Haiku # 77334 October 28, 2024 12:15 pm ET
by Imprecatory Psalms of David
If Trump wins again,
He will lose again (vote count).
Expect big psy-ops.
Haiku # 77331 October 28, 2024 12:07 pm ET
by Larry Fink of Studying Torah 24/7
Trump is a not-see.
Diversity is weakness.
Go ahead: eat me.
Haiku # 77329 October 28, 2024 11:57 am ET
by Blackrock Agenda of Endless WAR
Haiku is so hard.
The last line is important,
Like: Grandma has a
Haiku # 77328 October 27, 2024 2:18 pm ET
by Cock of the Rock
Haikus are easy
Sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator
Haiku # 77327 October 27, 2024 11:15 am ET
by Rick Stronglove of Milky Way
Five days and nothing.
No one writes any haiku.
What the h3// is that?
Haiku # 77326 October 25, 2024 2:37 pm ET
by Haiku Monitor of Data-driven Haiku
White fragility:
Oh my gosh I'm so fragile...
I'm guilty. GUILTY.
Haiku # 77325 October 20, 2024 2:34 pm ET
by Robin Diangelo of NYT Toilet Paper
Ashes to ashes.
Doctor Strangelove on the beach:
Radioactive.
Haiku # 77324 October 20, 2024 8:34 am ET
by Cold War of Hot Hot Hot
It's remote control:
Government of my "country"...
Who could it be now?
Haiku # 77323 October 20, 2024 8:31 am ET
by Haiku Union of Men at Work
based on testaments
when it comes to killing jews
he started the trend
Haiku # 77322 October 20, 2024 8:12 am ET
by ash of bound for isaac, via divine decree
Let us praise the Lord
For His great gift of sunshine
And for World War Three
Haiku # 77321 October 20, 2024 8:11 am ET
by Haiku of Sovereign Omnipotence
I'm so moved by this:
The cat, the window, the pee...
It moved me to tears.
Haiku # 77320 October 20, 2024 8:07 am ET
by Weepy Will of Haikulandia
god hates ev'ryone
he regrets killing jesus
but it's too late now
Haiku # 77319 October 20, 2024 8:06 am ET
by ash of theological psychotherapy clinic
The cat sits outside
the toilet window. To pee,
I close the curtain.
Haiku # 77318 October 19, 2024 1:14 pm ET
by Julian H of Lanestris
Submissive haiku
Masochistic verses cry
Strike me painful words
Haiku # 77316 October 15, 2024 1:33 am ET
by Vhs
Halloween is near.
Haiku as hard as you can.
Turn back the darkness!
Haiku # 77315 October 13, 2024 5:29 pm ET
by New Mix of Vintage Obscura is out
ANTISEMITIC.
haiku: antisemitic.
(Antisemitic)
Haiku # 77314 October 12, 2024 4:03 pm ET
by Ham Japeth of Genesis
Netanyahoo? Hmmm.
Depends who "those people" are...
We'll just have to guess.
Haiku # 77313 October 10, 2024 9:21 am ET
by Samson Option of Delilah's Scissors
go netanyahu
kill all those problem people
the fine solution
Haiku # 77312 October 10, 2024 6:10 am ET
by ash of arbeit macht frei
I cant syllable.
Leave out too much damn letter.
I have grandma's cock.
Haiku # 77311 October 9, 2024 7:32 pm ET
by Phuq My Keyboard of Keebord
Lock down my haiku!
You're RACIST RACIST RACIST.
Wear your mak. Alone.
Haiku # 77310 October 9, 2024 7:27 pm ET
by Scan QR code
Courtesy of the
Prince of the Power of Air:
Tricky hurricanes!
Haiku # 77309 October 9, 2024 7:15 pm ET
by HAARP of Lucifer
Fake nation (with flag!)
Good at bombing civilians
Using your taxes....
Haiku # 77307 October 9, 2024 5:59 pm ET
by General Shlomo of Incoming
I've never been so
Shaken in my life ever
After all I've been through
Haiku # 77306 October 8, 2024 5:25 am ET
by Vhs
Not much matters like
It did when the world seemed sure
Then the storms crashed down
Haiku # 77305 October 8, 2024 5:23 am ET
by Vhs
I hardly post much
Cause I'd moved on to fan fiction
And that x space
Haiku # 77303 October 6, 2024 9:26 pm ET
by Vhs
I like now because
All the respectable is
Upended as crap
Haiku # 77302 October 6, 2024 9:25 pm ET
by Vhs
I was bs and
Moxie...far more immature
Far more too cereal
Haiku # 77301 October 6, 2024 9:24 pm ET
by Vhs
neurodivergence
it's not for everybody
but it sure is rife
Haiku # 77300 October 5, 2024 9:59 pm ET
by ash of outta sight insight
Hey you: sullen youth--
Too cool to serve the public?
(Too cool for a job!)
Haiku # 77299 October 5, 2024 2:49 pm ET
by Bad Customer Service of Would-be Thug Rap Star
Listening to this:
Electric Light Orchestra.
They were really good.
Haiku # 77298 October 3, 2024 8:58 pm ET
by Almost the Beatles of 1970s
Time to monetize
This silly little website:
Income for BlackRock.
Haiku # 77297 October 2, 2024 8:38 am ET
by Larry Fink, CEO of Everything Else
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