Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 351 Days and 77336 Haiku later...

Bad Haiku is life,
And true life is bad haiku.
Write haiku and LIVE.
Haiku # 77335, October 28, 2024 12:19 pm ET
by Read Me Later, like at Quarter of Seven
Find my syllable.
Go on-- find my syllable.
I will bless your soul.
Haiku # 77334, October 28, 2024 12:15 pm ET
by Imprecatory Psalms of David
Bomb the Lebanese!
And then bomb them lots more!
Mention Holocaust...
Haiku # 77333, October 28, 2024 12:13 pm ET
by Poor Little Jews of I$r@eL
Read the whole Talmud.
The full oral law revealed;
The Jesus chapters...
Haiku # 77332, October 28, 2024 12:10 pm ET
by Rabbi Yehudah Ben Finklestein of Baghdad
If Trump wins again,
He will lose again (vote count).
Expect big psy-ops.
Haiku # 77331, October 28, 2024 12:07 pm ET
by Larry Fink of Studying Torah 24/7
Kiss Zionist ass.
Bow down to fake I$r@eL.
Bankroll IDF.
Haiku # 77330, October 28, 2024 12:05 pm ET
by Oy Veh, Hirschl. Tax the Hell Out of the Goyim for Eretz Yi$raeL
Trump is a not-see.
Diversity is weakness.
Go ahead: eat me.
Haiku # 77329, October 28, 2024 11:57 am ET
by Blackrock Agenda of Endless WAR
Haiku is so hard.
The last line is important,
Like: Grandma has a
Haiku # 77328, October 27, 2024 2:18 pm ET
by Cock of the Rock
Haikus are easy
Sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator
Haiku # 77327, October 27, 2024 11:15 am ET
by Rick Stronglove of Milky Way
Five days and nothing.
No one writes any haiku.
What the h3// is that?
Haiku # 77326, October 25, 2024 2:37 pm ET
by Haiku Monitor of Data-driven Haiku
White fragility:
Oh my gosh I'm so fragile...
I'm guilty. GUILTY.
Haiku # 77325, October 20, 2024 2:34 pm ET
by Robin Diangelo of NYT Toilet Paper
Ashes to ashes.
Doctor Strangelove on the beach:
Radioactive.
Haiku # 77324, October 20, 2024 8:34 am ET
by Cold War of Hot Hot Hot
It's remote control:
Government of my "country"...
Who could it be now?
Haiku # 77323, October 20, 2024 8:31 am ET
by Haiku Union of Men at Work
based on testaments
when it comes to killing jews
he started the trend
Haiku # 77322, October 20, 2024 8:12 am ET
by ash of bound for isaac, via divine decree
Let us praise the Lord
For His great gift of sunshine
And for World War Three
Haiku # 77321, October 20, 2024 8:11 am ET
by Haiku of Sovereign Omnipotence
I'm so moved by this:
The cat, the window, the pee...
It moved me to tears.
Haiku # 77320, October 20, 2024 8:07 am ET
by Weepy Will of Haikulandia
god hates ev'ryone
he regrets killing jesus
but it's too late now
Haiku # 77319, October 20, 2024 8:06 am ET
by ash of theological psychotherapy clinic
The cat sits outside
the toilet window. To pee,
I close the curtain.
Haiku # 77318, October 19, 2024 1:14 pm ET
by Julian H of Lanestris
God hates Lebanon.
He hates Gaza and West Bank.
But He loves them Jews...
Haiku # 77317, October 16, 2024 10:39 am ET
by Read All About It of Holy Bible, etc.
Submissive haiku
Masochistic verses cry
Strike me painful words
Haiku # 77316, October 15, 2024 1:33 am ET
by Vhs
Halloween is near.
Haiku as hard as you can.
Turn back the darkness!
Haiku # 77315, October 13, 2024 5:29 pm ET
by New Mix of Vintage Obscura is out
ANTISEMITIC.
haiku: antisemitic.
(Antisemitic)
Haiku # 77314, October 12, 2024 4:03 pm ET
by Ham Japeth of Genesis
Netanyahoo? Hmmm.
Depends who "those people" are...
We'll just have to guess.
Haiku # 77313, October 10, 2024 9:21 am ET
by Samson Option of Delilah's Scissors
go netanyahu
kill all those problem people
the fine solution
Haiku # 77312, October 10, 2024 6:10 am ET
by ash of arbeit macht frei
I cant syllable.
Leave out too much damn letter.
I have grandma's cock.
Haiku # 77311, October 9, 2024 7:32 pm ET
by Phuq My Keyboard of Keebord
Lock down my haiku!
You're RACIST RACIST RACIST.
Wear your mak. Alone.
Haiku # 77310, October 9, 2024 7:27 pm ET
by Scan QR code
Courtesy of the
Prince of the Power of Air:
Tricky hurricanes!
Haiku # 77309, October 9, 2024 7:15 pm ET
by HAARP of Lucifer
Genderqueer fatsos,
Shooting off their mouths again:
Weird-haired pierced, pallid.
Haiku # 77308, October 9, 2024 6:39 pm ET
by Noticer of Obnoxiousness
Fake nation (with flag!)
Good at bombing civilians
Using your taxes....
Haiku # 77307, October 9, 2024 5:59 pm ET
by General Shlomo of Incoming
I've never been so
Shaken in my life ever
After all I've been through
Haiku # 77306, October 8, 2024 5:25 am ET
by Vhs
Not much matters like
It did when the world seemed sure
Then the storms crashed down
Haiku # 77305, October 8, 2024 5:23 am ET
by Vhs
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Haiku # 77304, October 7, 2024 1:14 am ET
by ElvinZolve
I hardly post much
Cause I'd moved on to fan fiction
And that x space
Haiku # 77303, October 6, 2024 9:26 pm ET
by Vhs
I like now because
All the respectable is
Upended as crap
Haiku # 77302, October 6, 2024 9:25 pm ET
by Vhs
I was bs and
Moxie...far more immature
Far more too cereal
Haiku # 77301, October 6, 2024 9:24 pm ET
by Vhs
neurodivergence
it's not for everybody
but it sure is rife
Haiku # 77300, October 5, 2024 9:59 pm ET
by ash of outta sight insight
Hey you: sullen youth--
Too cool to serve the public?
(Too cool for a job!)
Haiku # 77299, October 5, 2024 2:49 pm ET
by Bad Customer Service of Would-be Thug Rap Star
Listening to this:
Electric Light Orchestra.
They were really good.
Haiku # 77298, October 3, 2024 8:58 pm ET
by Almost the Beatles of 1970s
Time to monetize
This silly little website:
Income for BlackRock.
Haiku # 77297, October 2, 2024 8:38 am ET
by Larry Fink, CEO of Everything Else
Adam and his wife
Had a threesome with serpent.
It did not end well...
Haiku # 77296, October 2, 2024 8:31 am ET
by Noticer of Sound Doctrinal Theology
World was always fucked
Since the Garden of Eden.
Entropy: the norm
Haiku # 77295, October 2, 2024 8:25 am ET
by Original Sin of Haiku
the world worries me
nothing in particular
it's all a bit fucked
Haiku # 77294, September 30, 2024 8:47 pm ET
by ash
Well then, go and die.
But please, stop farting on me.
That is so impolite.
Haiku # 77293, September 29, 2024 5:29 pm ET
by Mr. Manners of Your Mother's Babyhole
i farted on you

haha go eat shit faggot

i wanna go die
Haiku # 77292, September 28, 2024 10:16 pm ET
by venus of penus of shit
please go die lil shit

i just shit in a bucket

with your name on it
Haiku # 77291, September 28, 2024 10:12 pm ET
by shit of sydney, australia
Please tell me the truth:
VHS, were you "bs"
Sixteen years ago?
Haiku # 77290, September 27, 2024 3:04 pm ET
by Haiku Forensics of Internot
I wish to salute
All of my haiku brothers
And haiku sisters.
Haiku # 77289, September 26, 2024 8:32 pm ET
by Roll Call of Eternal Haiku
Politics and ticks
Latch on drain the life out of
Why and z z z
Haiku # 77288, September 26, 2024 2:42 pm ET
by Vhs
Yup. A fake-ass world.
Fake bot-comments on fake blogs
And fake-ass websites.
Haiku # 77287, September 26, 2024 10:12 am ET
by Fakir of Fakery of Internot
electoral college
must be a school for retards
judging by results
Haiku # 77286, September 24, 2024 8:47 am ET
by ash of disproportionate misrepresentation
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