Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 325 Days and 77298 Haiku later...

Either Trump/Harris:
Merkans get what they deserve,
And win dumb prizes.
Haiku # 77285, September 23, 2024 1:46 pm ET
by Kump Tramala of 2024 or Bust
I'll spread on the cheese
And pray the current robot
Up north gets stored up
Haiku # 77284, September 23, 2024 10:46 am ET
by Vhs
come on you merkans
save the rest of the planet
from four years of trump
Haiku # 77283, September 23, 2024 7:37 am ET
by ash of don't make america grate again
K.C. Sunshine Band:
The eternal recurrence.
They tapped into it...
Haiku # 77282, September 22, 2024 4:55 pm ET
by Freddie N. of Freddie's Dead
what a tangled web
is weaved with cliches and forms
of vast emptyness
Haiku # 77281, September 20, 2024 12:08 pm ET
by vhs
bots will be bots and
the world keeps rotating on
in a space defined
Haiku # 77280, September 20, 2024 12:05 pm ET
by vhs
Reality is
around the corner and votes
won't even happen.
Haiku # 77279, September 20, 2024 11:11 am ET
by Syllabic Support Unit 66B of Haiku Triage
The reality is that the election is right around the corner and many votes wont even happen. Get out and vote.
Haiku # 77278, September 20, 2024 2:20 am ET
by Anthonyswele of Mozambique
Still at it after
All these years posting quips...barbs
And drinking moxie
Haiku # 77277, September 18, 2024 1:15 pm ET
by Mox
if you blame the knife
while you stab yourself to death
you aren't a victim
Haiku # 77276, September 18, 2024 8:57 am ET
by ash of pas très sympathique
Writing bad haiku.
After all: I stick to the
5-7-5 scheme.
Haiku # 77275, September 16, 2024 9:24 pm ET
by Julian H
What you have to say?
You got nothing to say, FOOL.
Your haiku is dead.
Haiku # 77274, September 15, 2024 8:48 pm ET
by That's Why I Spit on Your GRAVE
Thought I'd hear the cranes
in the air again, but it
was just my asthma.
Haiku # 77273, September 15, 2024 2:55 am ET
by Julian H
fifty shades of day
countdown to apostasy
losers in the house
Haiku # 77272, September 14, 2024 9:55 pm ET
by ash of unpresidented fury
Telegwam for you:
Everyone is a waycist.
It's hard to be you!
Haiku # 77271, September 14, 2024 5:42 pm ET
by But Someone Has To Do It...
Obviously you
Have to DANCE the Second Line
At your funeral.
Haiku # 77270, September 14, 2024 9:15 am ET
by Down In N'awlins of Louisiana Undertakers Union
obviously you have to read the second line below as g.o.p.
you knew that
Haiku # 77269, September 13, 2024 10:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
reigning cats and dogs
gop takes the blue pill
it's not viagra
Haiku # 77268, September 13, 2024 10:10 pm ET
by ash of all sorts of fucked up
I hurt your feelings?
Racists are so dang fragile.
Which is why they hate.
Go on telegram
Haiku # 77267, September 13, 2024 12:01 pm ET
by Truth Antisocial
colour me strangely
but we're all on the spectrum
if you see the light
Haiku # 77266, September 13, 2024 5:15 am ET
by ash of autistic auteur
More ways to skin cats.
No pussy-eating jokes please...
That is Haiti-speech.
Haiku # 77265, September 12, 2024 4:30 pm ET
by Feline Freedom Fighter of Prince-au-Port
Nothing to see here
But some zombies eating cats...
(in land of free food)
Haiku # 77264, September 12, 2024 3:24 pm ET
by Diversity Will Enrich Us, of Course
baron samedi
waiting for a dead cat bounce
to turn things around
Haiku # 77263, September 12, 2024 7:07 am ET
by ash of political stocktake
Repeating the lies
Haitian misinformation
Shouldn't you be on X?
Haiku # 77262, September 11, 2024 1:40 pm ET
by No lie too small for you
Jesus be my shield
For whenever I am wrong
But don't wish to yield
Haiku # 77261, September 11, 2024 9:43 am ET
by Blind faith
Jimmy Barbeque:
He's the slickest cat in town.
Run, Jimmy, run. Fast!
Haiku # 77260, September 11, 2024 5:59 am ET
by Ils Ne Sont Pas Tous Saints of L'Ouverture
childless cat ladies
find a migrant eat dog world
so hard to swallow
Haiku # 77259, September 11, 2024 5:10 am ET
by ash of haitian barbeque
Knocking on my door
But you’re not using your hands
Come in, Doug Henning
Haiku # 77258, September 9, 2024 1:14 pm ET
by Magic of Spandex
Danced till I sharted
With both my mom’s gunkles
Helping hold me up
Haiku # 77257, September 9, 2024 1:10 pm ET
by Fart Carbuncle of The Sound of Silence (pffft)
Danced till I panted
With both my mom's two sisters
Helping hold me up.
Haiku # 77256, September 8, 2024 7:29 am ET
by Pants in my Dance and I need Two Aunts of Discotheque
gimme the skinny
we can chew the fatuous
and spit the gristle
Haiku # 77255, September 7, 2024 3:19 am ET
by ash of eat the rich
First I shit my pants
Then I get a box of ants
Turn them fuckers loose
Haiku # 77254, September 6, 2024 7:51 pm ET
by Dancing Ants
those that have no talent
want to get rid of the
things that remind them
Haiku # 77253, September 3, 2024 12:17 pm ET
by vhs
so many things set
to be erased by people
with empty heads
Haiku # 77252, September 3, 2024 12:15 pm ET
by vhs
what got lost in a
world thinks too literarly
no backbone to be?
Haiku # 77251, September 3, 2024 12:03 pm ET
by vhs
A scoop of hot poop
I will put into your soup
Tom Bosley's penis
Haiku # 77250, September 2, 2024 12:07 am ET
by Lather, rinse, repeat
Grandma won a watch
For her half-cocked haiku verse.
Grandma has a clock
Haiku # 77249, August 31, 2024 5:10 pm ET
by Hands of Time
grandma knows her tools
bought his prize for chicken feed
boner-fide bargain
Haiku # 77248, August 31, 2024 8:47 am ET
by ash of steaming giblets
Cooped up here in this
Henpecking matriarchy,
Grandcock has a ma.
Haiku # 77247, August 30, 2024 11:50 pm ET
by Koop Klucks Klan of White Meat
Hochh ptooey and spit.
Hock a huge loogie at you.
Expectorate this.
Haiku # 77246, August 30, 2024 11:46 pm ET
by Great Expectorations of Dickens
Hawk tuah and off-brand
body moisturizer cream
Grandma has a cock
Haiku # 77245, August 30, 2024 10:00 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
more than that single
so listen to "the work song"
and appreciate
Haiku # 77244, August 30, 2024 6:14 am ET
by ash of try youtube or on spotify
Midnight: oasis
Please send your camels to bed.
Shadows paint faces...
Haiku # 77243, August 29, 2024 9:00 pm ET
by That One-hit Wonder of Maria Muldaur
Existential threads.
Have been replaced by bitchy
Mad literalists
Haiku # 77241, August 29, 2024 12:07 pm ET
by Vhs
light up your camels
new dawn at the oasis
definitely so
Haiku # 77240, August 28, 2024 9:09 am ET
by ash of fight club no more
Hey you, A.I. bot:
See if you can write haiku.
Yes. That's what I thought...
Haiku # 77239, August 25, 2024 7:40 pm ET
by Bots Can Try But It's Not The Same
This dark lake landscape...
Chopin piano music...
Losing it again.
Haiku # 77238, August 22, 2024 8:56 pm ET
by Praise the Lord of Active/passive Nihilism
The reality is that the election is right around the corner and many votes wont even happen. Get out and vote.
Haiku # 77237, August 22, 2024 12:01 am ET
by Anthonyswele of Mozambique
If you use quartet
As a word in haiku have.
I brubecked it out?
Haiku # 77236, August 21, 2024 3:38 pm ET
by Vhs
I brewed up some Beck
All of the yardbirds took flight
Train kept a-rollin'
Haiku # 77235, August 21, 2024 1:27 pm ET
by Old Latrobe of Rolling Rock
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