Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 25 Days and 77405 Haiku later...

A scoop of hot poop
I will put into your soup
Tom Bosley's penis
Haiku # 77250, September 2, 2024 12:07 am ET
by Lather, rinse, repeat
Grandma won a watch
For her half-cocked haiku verse.
Grandma has a clock
Haiku # 77249, August 31, 2024 5:10 pm ET
by Hands of Time
grandma knows her tools
bought his prize for chicken feed
boner-fide bargain
Haiku # 77248, August 31, 2024 8:47 am ET
by ash of steaming giblets
Cooped up here in this
Henpecking matriarchy,
Grandcock has a ma.
Haiku # 77247, August 30, 2024 11:50 pm ET
by Koop Klucks Klan of White Meat
Hochh ptooey and spit.
Hock a huge loogie at you.
Expectorate this.
Haiku # 77246, August 30, 2024 11:46 pm ET
by Great Expectorations of Dickens
Hawk tuah and off-brand
body moisturizer cream
Grandma has a cock
Haiku # 77245, August 30, 2024 10:00 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
more than that single
so listen to "the work song"
and appreciate
Haiku # 77244, August 30, 2024 6:14 am ET
by ash of try youtube or on spotify
Midnight: oasis
Please send your camels to bed.
Shadows paint faces...
Haiku # 77243, August 29, 2024 9:00 pm ET
by That One-hit Wonder of Maria Muldaur
Existential threads.
Have been replaced by bitchy
Mad literalists
Haiku # 77241, August 29, 2024 12:07 pm ET
by Vhs
light up your camels
new dawn at the oasis
definitely so
Haiku # 77240, August 28, 2024 9:09 am ET
by ash of fight club no more
Hey you, A.I. bot:
See if you can write haiku.
Yes. That's what I thought...
Haiku # 77239, August 25, 2024 7:40 pm ET
by Bots Can Try But It's Not The Same
This dark lake landscape...
Chopin piano music...
Losing it again.
Haiku # 77238, August 22, 2024 8:56 pm ET
by Praise the Lord of Active/passive Nihilism
The reality is that the election is right around the corner and many votes wont even happen. Get out and vote.
Haiku # 77237, August 22, 2024 12:01 am ET
by Anthonyswele of Mozambique
If you use quartet
As a word in haiku have.
I brubecked it out?
Haiku # 77236, August 21, 2024 3:38 pm ET
by Vhs
I brewed up some Beck
All of the yardbirds took flight
Train kept a-rollin'
Haiku # 77235, August 21, 2024 1:27 pm ET
by Old Latrobe of Rolling Rock
after i took five
listened to four thirty-three
turned up really loud
Haiku # 77234, August 19, 2024 11:51 pm ET
by ash of in the conservatorium
I took five Brubeck,
And then a sniff of Haiku.
Now I feel jazzed up.
Haiku # 77233, August 19, 2024 10:49 am ET
by Haiku Enforcement Agency
Haiku! Haiii.ku! Sniff...

Gazundheit...thank you please

Now take five coltraine
Haiku # 77232, August 17, 2024 11:04 pm ET
by Vhs
We're gonna haiku--
And they're gonna haiku too!
(My haiku solo ♪♪)
Haiku # 77231, August 17, 2024 2:35 pm ET
by Haiku Guitar Hero of Boomer Whoa YEAH Baby
well at least you did
recall there was a website
to post haiku to
Haiku # 77230, August 17, 2024 11:36 am ET
by vhs
It's not to be mocked;
Haiku is serious art,
And it's so profound.
Haiku # 77229, August 17, 2024 11:18 am ET
by Especially After 3 Hits of Salvia
It's haiku roll call?
Make mine California Roll,
Extra wasabi.
Haiku # 77228, August 16, 2024 6:53 pm ET
by Nancy Pelousy of Sushi Holdings Inc.
All quiet on the
Submit haiku front...roll call
Are we there yet? No
Haiku # 77227, August 16, 2024 6:22 pm ET
by Vhs
Late night cawfee dog
Punching out taking the break
Disco going home
Haiku # 77226, August 14, 2024 10:55 pm ET
by Vhs
spoonerism pa
he talks in those funny ways
"My nips are lumb" uhh..
Haiku # 77224, August 14, 2024 1:43 pm ET
by cy of sltx
Grandma raised my cock
From when it was just a chick...
So some chicks have cocks.
Haiku # 77223, August 12, 2024 8:35 am ET
by Poultry of CISgender Assumptions
Yo mama jokes are
Like your grandma has a cock
She raises chickens
Haiku # 77222, August 11, 2024 3:36 pm ET
by Vhs
(Will bake a maybe)
It's that damn syllable thing...
I was negligent.
Haiku # 77221, August 11, 2024 1:23 pm ET
by Negligentleman of Missing Syllable
I dread the future
Where voters, in their kitchens,
Bake a "maybe"...
Haiku # 77220, August 11, 2024 1:20 pm ET
by Spoonerism of Proverbial Oven
I see the future
Kamala and the Donald
Will make a baby
Haiku # 77219, August 11, 2024 9:29 am ET
by Future Tense
I like Karmela.
Miss Karmela Harrison.
She will have my vote!
Haiku # 77218, August 9, 2024 10:51 am ET
by Cause She a Strong Wise Blak Woman from India
It got confusing
During my troubled childood:
Grandma was grandpa...
Haiku # 77217, August 9, 2024 9:15 am ET
by I Was Hatched of Cocked and Loaded
a pair of fried eggs
and a dishevelled merkin
remind me of you
Haiku # 77216, August 9, 2024 8:55 am ET
by ash of memories of grandma
Grandma has a cock.
She trained it as a fighter.
Her cock won the match.
Haiku # 77215, August 9, 2024 7:02 am ET
by School of Fighting Cocks
Her red rooster crows
And then pecks at corn kernels
Grandma has a cock
Haiku # 77214, August 9, 2024 12:31 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Grandma’s leaky hose
Dribbles down the garden path
Grandma has a cock
Haiku # 77213, August 8, 2024 9:41 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Grandma has a pipe
because it broke off Grandpa
It’s a wrinkled pipe
Haiku # 77212, August 8, 2024 12:08 am ET
by Jerry Hattrick of Canada
Prince Albert burley
Smokes better in a big bowl.
Grandma has a pipe.
Haiku # 77211, August 7, 2024 8:42 pm ET
by Cock of The Rock
some things never change
why would perfection evolve?
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 77210, August 7, 2024 10:24 am ET
by ash of plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose
The way I see it
(And you can tell by the flies)
Poets never flush
Haiku # 77209, August 7, 2024 8:07 am ET
by Noticer of X-Krement of Old Willow Public Latrine
How has the style, tone, and subject matter of haiku submissions evolved over the course of 27 years, 266 days, and 77207 haikus? Has there been a noticeable shift or progression in the way poets approach this form of poetry?
Haiku # 77208, August 6, 2024 7:01 am ET
by Brenttwibe of India
kamala was black
before donald was orange
colour me confused
Haiku # 77207, August 5, 2024 7:05 am ET
by ash of hue and cry
Everything truly
Is devoid of hope but this
Is good..death of idols
Haiku # 77206, August 2, 2024 11:39 am ET
by Vhs
run like dysentery
jump like an epileptic
dive like the nasdaq
Haiku # 77205, August 2, 2024 10:26 am ET
by ash of taking stock of the games
The Olympic Games
Have never meant less to me
Than they do this year.
Haiku # 77204, August 2, 2024 10:04 am ET
by Dionysos Apollos of Mt. O
mystical stoners
the silver will turn to gold
chasing the dragon
Haiku # 77203, August 2, 2024 9:44 am ET
by ash of mind out of time
Steely Dan. Asia.
Those swimming Chinese dopers...
It all makes sense now.
Haiku # 77202, August 2, 2024 9:40 am ET
by Donald Becker of CCP
Swinese shimmers: dope
Angular banjos: sounds good
(Chinese dopers swim)
Haiku # 77201, August 2, 2024 8:17 am ET
by Swimming to Mainland of Deelistan
Well at least someone
Hasn't lost their cynical
Touch but who cares now?
Haiku # 77200, August 2, 2024 8:11 am ET
by Vhs
ready position
launch forth your chosen routine
and shower the gold
Haiku # 77199, August 2, 2024 4:12 am ET
by ash of ou non, tant pis
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