a pair of fried eggs
and a dishevelled merkin
remind me of you

Grandma has a cock.
She trained it as a fighter.
Her cock won the match.

Her red rooster crows
And then pecks at corn kernels
Grandma has a cock

Grandma’s leaky hose
Dribbles down the garden path
Grandma has a cock

Grandma has a pipe
because it broke off Grandpa
It’s a wrinkled pipe

Prince Albert burley
Smokes better in a big bowl.
Grandma has a pipe.

some things never change
why would perfection evolve?
grandma has a cock

The way I see it
(And you can tell by the flies)
Poets never flush

How has the style, tone, and subject matter of haiku submissions evolved over the course of 27 years, 266 days, and 77207 haikus? Has there been a noticeable shift or progression in the way poets approach this form of poetry?

kamala was black
before donald was orange
colour me confused

Everything truly
Is devoid of hope but this
Is good..death of idols

run like dysentery
jump like an epileptic
dive like the nasdaq

The Olympic Games
Have never meant less to me
Than they do this year.

mystical stoners
the silver will turn to gold
chasing the dragon

Steely Dan. Asia.
Those swimming Chinese dopers...
It all makes sense now.

Swinese shimmers: dope
Angular banjos: sounds good
(Chinese dopers swim)

Well at least someone
Hasn't lost their cynical
Touch but who cares now?

ready position
launch forth your chosen routine
and shower the gold

God that was stupid
Shut up and go wash dishes
And please lose some weight

All is vanity
Fair on parade...crossbreed and
Buckled up on bridge

Chinese swimmers dope
The only way they can cope
Red can turn to gold

Hey you, John Hagee:
You need a better tailor
(Also, lose some weight!)

nita3tnita@gmail.com

Not sure what Ash means..
Peut-être les jeux Olympiques ?
Plutôt sataniques...

jorts!? like, what the fuck?
i ain't no fashionista
but spare me the puke

Timcast with lil' hat...
Little beanie-boy talker--
Talking fence-sitter.

Pigs will fly into
The restrooms of the world...must
Be manifesto

Written on tee pee

I just want to say:
Miss Karmela Harrison
Should be prezident!

My cheeks are so clean
You'll sink your face in between
And give me a kiss!

i have to reveal
never wash my face in sinks
but i clean my cheeks

I have to tell you
a small secret I must share
for a feeling I love

Pissing in the sink
at libraries, bars, restaurants
Department stores, clubs

A feeling so good
unrivaled sense of power
I love sink pissing

cloudstrike is all wet
but try and stay good humid
when businesses sweat

sad bunch of whingers
reviews on a travel site
privileged morons

Limp tails torn off spines,
Red flows under full moon glow,
Fish guts feline feast

Red cats parade,
Paws unite, comrades at gates,
"Revolution meow!"

Sloping Rooftop Fear
Bad Orange Man Hates Trannies
Pop Pop Head Explode

covid taps the prez
he's been biden his time but...
god sends a message

earmarked for greatness
unless god calls biden home
more thoughts and prayers please

The big events hit
Rosencrantz and gildenstern
Are still quite dead men

I'm going through the
usual clash of my ego
vs society

i submitted some
words on this site even though
i don't see a point

They tried to shoot Joe
'Cause he does not fall enough.
(It was on "Juneteenth")

See big butt. See bug.
See the big bug bite big butt.
Bug bit big butt. Ouch.

near my plea, ali
i don't wish to see big butts
in active sportswear

Nothing to hear here.
Donald lost part of an ear...
Poor victim stood near.

He will rise again!
The fatal head-wound is healed!
I'll vote for the Beast!

only if i could
hear but unthinkable but
becomes history

van gogh can tell you
ear today, gone tomorrow
listen up donald

I had an idea
for a fantastic haiku...
But then forgot it.

I am taking five,
And then I'm taking seven...
Then it's back to five.