Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 10 Days and 77382 Haiku later...

The way I see it
(And you can tell by the flies)
Poets never flush
Haiku # 77209, August 7, 2024 8:07 am ET
by Noticer of X-Krement of Old Willow Public Latrine
How has the style, tone, and subject matter of haiku submissions evolved over the course of 27 years, 266 days, and 77207 haikus? Has there been a noticeable shift or progression in the way poets approach this form of poetry?
Haiku # 77208, August 6, 2024 7:01 am ET
by Brenttwibe of India
kamala was black
before donald was orange
colour me confused
Haiku # 77207, August 5, 2024 7:05 am ET
by ash of hue and cry
Everything truly
Is devoid of hope but this
Is good..death of idols
Haiku # 77206, August 2, 2024 11:39 am ET
by Vhs
run like dysentery
jump like an epileptic
dive like the nasdaq
Haiku # 77205, August 2, 2024 10:26 am ET
by ash of taking stock of the games
The Olympic Games
Have never meant less to me
Than they do this year.
Haiku # 77204, August 2, 2024 10:04 am ET
by Dionysos Apollos of Mt. O
mystical stoners
the silver will turn to gold
chasing the dragon
Haiku # 77203, August 2, 2024 9:44 am ET
by ash of mind out of time
Steely Dan. Asia.
Those swimming Chinese dopers...
It all makes sense now.
Haiku # 77202, August 2, 2024 9:40 am ET
by Donald Becker of CCP
Swinese shimmers: dope
Angular banjos: sounds good
(Chinese dopers swim)
Haiku # 77201, August 2, 2024 8:17 am ET
by Swimming to Mainland of Deelistan
Well at least someone
Hasn't lost their cynical
Touch but who cares now?
Haiku # 77200, August 2, 2024 8:11 am ET
by Vhs
ready position
launch forth your chosen routine
and shower the gold
Haiku # 77199, August 2, 2024 4:12 am ET
by ash of ou non, tant pis
God that was stupid
Shut up and go wash dishes
And please lose some weight
Haiku # 77198, August 2, 2024 3:10 am ET
by But keep smoking...it makes you smart
All is vanity
Fair on parade...crossbreed and
Buckled up on bridge
Haiku # 77197, August 2, 2024 1:40 am ET
by Vhs
Chinese swimmers dope
The only way they can cope
Red can turn to gold
Haiku # 77196, August 1, 2024 4:46 pm ET
by Mark Spits
Hey you, John Hagee:
You need a better tailor
(Also, lose some weight!)
Haiku # 77195, July 31, 2024 7:53 pm ET
by Dispensation of Judification
nita3tnita@gmail.com
Haiku # 77194, July 30, 2024 3:33 am ET
by Timothyvow of Egypt
Not sure what Ash means..
Peut-être les jeux Olympiques ?
Plutôt sataniques...
Haiku # 77193, July 29, 2024 7:36 pm ET
by Commitee of Public Haiku Safety
jorts!? like, what the fuck?
i ain't no fashionista
but spare me the puke
Haiku # 77192, July 29, 2024 5:02 am ET
by ash of catwalk dog vomit
Timcast with lil' hat...
Little beanie-boy talker--
Talking fence-sitter.
Haiku # 77191, July 27, 2024 4:23 pm ET
by Damn Cap Must Get Itchy in Summer
Pigs will fly into
The restrooms of the world...must
Be manifesto

Written on tee pee
Haiku # 77190, July 27, 2024 12:17 am ET
by Vhs
I just want to say:
Miss Karmela Harrison
Should be prezident!
Haiku # 77189, July 26, 2024 10:01 pm ET
by She Deserve It of You Go, Girl
My cheeks are so clean
You'll sink your face in between
And give me a kiss!
Haiku # 77188, July 24, 2024 12:07 am ET
by Right on the Kisser, of Kourse
i have to reveal
never wash my face in sinks
but i clean my cheeks
Haiku # 77187, July 23, 2024 12:54 am ET
by some dirty bum
I have to tell you
a small secret I must share
for a feeling I love

Pissing in the sink
at libraries, bars, restaurants
Department stores, clubs

A feeling so good
unrivaled sense of power
I love sink pissing
Haiku # 77186, July 22, 2024 5:48 pm ET
by Piss Baby of Where you wash your face
cloudstrike is all wet
but try and stay good humid
when businesses sweat
Haiku # 77185, July 20, 2024 7:45 am ET
by ash of windchill south
sad bunch of whingers
reviews on a travel site
privileged morons
Haiku # 77184, July 20, 2024 4:24 am ET
by ash of been around enough to know
Limp tails torn off spines,
Red flows under full moon glow,
Fish guts feline feast
Haiku # 77183, July 19, 2024 11:25 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Red cats parade,
Paws unite, comrades at gates,
"Revolution meow!"
Haiku # 77182, July 19, 2024 10:53 pm ET
by Comicat of Jerzey
Sloping Rooftop Fear
Bad Orange Man Hates Trannies
Pop Pop Head Explode
Haiku # 77181, July 19, 2024 2:48 pm ET
by Rick Stronglove of Milky Way
covid taps the prez
he's been biden his time but...
god sends a message
Haiku # 77180, July 18, 2024 4:53 am ET
by ash of withdrawal is a method
earmarked for greatness
unless god calls biden home
more thoughts and prayers please
Haiku # 77179, July 17, 2024 9:20 pm ET
by ash of alien observation
The big events hit
Rosencrantz and gildenstern
Are still quite dead men
Haiku # 77178, July 17, 2024 2:06 pm ET
by Moxie
I'm going through the
usual clash of my ego
vs society
Haiku # 77177, July 17, 2024 11:45 am ET
by Moxie
i submitted some
words on this site even though
i don't see a point
Haiku # 77176, July 17, 2024 11:40 am ET
by Moxie
They tried to shoot Joe
'Cause he does not fall enough.
(It was on "Juneteenth")
Haiku # 77174, July 16, 2024 1:23 pm ET
by But Donald is so much Dangerouser of Dumbocracy
See big butt. See bug.
See the big bug bite big butt.
Bug bit big butt. Ouch.
Haiku # 77173, July 16, 2024 11:09 am ET
by Fun With Dick and Jane
near my plea, ali
i don't wish to see big butts
in active sportswear
Haiku # 77172, July 16, 2024 6:36 am ET
by ash of online shopping
Nothing to hear here.
Donald lost part of an ear...
Poor victim stood near.
Haiku # 77171, July 14, 2024 1:43 pm ET
by But Have No Fear of Antifa Are Queer
He will rise again!
The fatal head-wound is healed!
I'll vote for the Beast!
Haiku # 77170, July 14, 2024 1:32 pm ET
by Auntie Antichrist of Secret Church Service
only if i could
hear but unthinkable but
becomes history
Haiku # 77169, July 14, 2024 1:56 am ET
by jelarr
van gogh can tell you
ear today, gone tomorrow
listen up donald
Haiku # 77168, July 13, 2024 10:35 pm ET
by ash of butler did it
I had an idea
for a fantastic haiku...
But then forgot it.
Haiku # 77167, July 13, 2024 2:03 pm ET
by Bo Jiden of Mental Acuity
I am taking five,
And then I'm taking seven...
Then it's back to five.
Haiku # 77166, July 12, 2024 10:33 pm ET
by Extreme Exhilaration of Haiku
well uh just checking
in see if the dinosaur
is just taking five
Haiku # 77165, July 12, 2024 1:23 am ET
by jelarr
nihilism donnie
theyre not nazis but i
have no answers fam
Haiku # 77164, July 10, 2024 12:43 am ET
by vhs of not kendrick lamar
you asked me to run
with you on the surf, naked
you carried my pulse
Haiku # 77163, July 9, 2024 8:42 pm ET
by vince
Active nihilism
Is a rational response
To an absurd world.
Haiku # 77162, July 8, 2024 10:27 pm ET
by Caveman of Zarathustra's Animals
ash, we've always been
fucked, that's gen x knew too much
i just don't listen

i always had a
lot of contempt for the trap
of nihilism
Haiku # 77161, July 7, 2024 1:30 pm ET
by moxie
it doesn't matter
you poor amerikanski
are fucked either way
Haiku # 77160, July 7, 2024 9:42 am ET
by ash of the land of the free
those who embrace that
jesus thing might be more alive
for death is dead
Haiku # 77159, July 7, 2024 4:54 am ET
by vhs
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