God that was stupid
Shut up and go wash dishes
And please lose some weight
by But keep smoking...it makes you smart
All is vanity
Fair on parade...crossbreed and
Buckled up on bridge
by Vhs
Chinese swimmers dope
The only way they can cope
Red can turn to gold
by Mark Spits
Hey you, John Hagee:
You need a better tailor
(Also, lose some weight!)
by Dispensation of Judification
nita3tnita@gmail.com
by Timothyvow of Egypt
Not sure what Ash means..
Peut-être les jeux Olympiques ?
Plutôt sataniques...
by Commitee of Public Haiku Safety
jorts!? like, what the fuck?
i ain't no fashionista
but spare me the puke
by ash of catwalk dog vomit
Timcast with lil' hat...
Little beanie-boy talker--
Talking fence-sitter.
by Damn Cap Must Get Itchy in Summer
Pigs will fly into
The restrooms of the world...must
Be manifesto
Written on tee pee
by Vhs
I just want to say:
Miss Karmela Harrison
Should be prezident!
by She Deserve It of You Go, Girl
My cheeks are so clean
You'll sink your face in between
And give me a kiss!
by Right on the Kisser, of Kourse
i have to reveal
never wash my face in sinks
but i clean my cheeks
by some dirty bum
I have to tell you
a small secret I must share
for a feeling I love
Pissing in the sink
at libraries, bars, restaurants
Department stores, clubs
A feeling so good
unrivaled sense of power
I love sink pissing
by Piss Baby of Where you wash your face
cloudstrike is all wet
but try and stay good humid
when businesses sweat
by ash of windchill south
sad bunch of whingers
reviews on a travel site
privileged morons
by ash of been around enough to know
Limp tails torn off spines,
Red flows under full moon glow,
Fish guts feline feast
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Red cats parade,
Paws unite, comrades at gates,
"Revolution meow!"
by Comicat of Jerzey
Sloping Rooftop Fear
Bad Orange Man Hates Trannies
Pop Pop Head Explode
by Rick Stronglove of Milky Way
covid taps the prez
he's been biden his time but...
god sends a message
by ash of withdrawal is a method
earmarked for greatness
unless god calls biden home
more thoughts and prayers please
by ash of alien observation
The big events hit
Rosencrantz and gildenstern
Are still quite dead men
by Moxie
I'm going through the
usual clash of my ego
vs society
by Moxie
i submitted some
words on this site even though
i don't see a point
by Moxie
They tried to shoot Joe
'Cause he does not fall enough.
(It was on "Juneteenth")
by But Donald is so much Dangerouser of Dumbocracy
See big butt. See bug.
See the big bug bite big butt.
Bug bit big butt. Ouch.
by Fun With Dick and Jane
near my plea, ali
i don't wish to see big butts
in active sportswear
by ash of online shopping
Nothing to hear here.
Donald lost part of an ear...
Poor victim stood near.
by But Have No Fear of Antifa Are Queer
He will rise again!
The fatal head-wound is healed!
I'll vote for the Beast!
by Auntie Antichrist of Secret Church Service
only if i could
hear but unthinkable but
becomes history
by jelarr
van gogh can tell you
ear today, gone tomorrow
listen up donald
by ash of butler did it
I had an idea
for a fantastic haiku...
But then forgot it.
by Bo Jiden of Mental Acuity
I am taking five,
And then I'm taking seven...
Then it's back to five.
by Extreme Exhilaration of Haiku
well uh just checking
in see if the dinosaur
is just taking five
by jelarr
nihilism donnie
theyre not nazis but i
have no answers fam
by vhs of not kendrick lamar
you asked me to run
with you on the surf, naked
you carried my pulse
by vince
Active nihilism
Is a rational response
To an absurd world.
by Caveman of Zarathustra's Animals
ash, we've always been
fucked, that's gen x knew too much
i just don't listen
i always had a
lot of contempt for the trap
of nihilism
by moxie
it doesn't matter
you poor amerikanski
are fucked either way
by ash of the land of the free
those who embrace that
jesus thing might be more alive
for death is dead
by vhs
Your "Dogs Cane Corso" in Moscow
dogs-cane-corso
Needed a last line.
by Haikuized for You of Stupid Chinese Bot
in a perfect world
fluidity of gender
lubricates us all
by ash
Your pronouns: plural.
The reason: you are possessed
By many demons.
by Legions of Beelzebub's Mother
It's June, month of PRIDE.
Fake rainbows and someone lied.
Smells like something died.
by Facts-based Science of Hormone Chromosome
If you name JESUS
You must be killed on the spot.
So that truth can win...
by Popé of Pueblo Uprising
Finally got it:
A Life! and i have moved on
Or so I have said
by Cyan of sltx
Oh here's Starkitten
The librarian chatbot
Who is also Darth.
by Can't Keep U Straight of Twisted
The fear of others come not realizing that those
Who bitch are hiding
by Vhs
They used to think I
Was the biggest cnut here
How times do they change
by Mox
Jack Frost’s icicle
Frosty the Snowman’s boner
The Iceman cometh
by Global warming of My pants (starkitten)
I like your last one,
Great haiku master Moxie.
It smells just like death.
by Haiku Action of Putrefaction
