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28 Years, 8 Days and 77378 Haiku later...

The reality is that the election is right around the corner and many votes wont even happen. Get out and vote.
Haiku # 77237, August 22, 2024 12:01 am ET
by Anthonyswele of Mozambique
If you use quartet
As a word in haiku have.
I brubecked it out?
Haiku # 77236, August 21, 2024 3:38 pm ET
by Vhs
I brewed up some Beck
All of the yardbirds took flight
Train kept a-rollin'
Haiku # 77235, August 21, 2024 1:27 pm ET
by Old Latrobe of Rolling Rock
after i took five
listened to four thirty-three
turned up really loud
Haiku # 77234, August 19, 2024 11:51 pm ET
by ash of in the conservatorium
I took five Brubeck,
And then a sniff of Haiku.
Now I feel jazzed up.
Haiku # 77233, August 19, 2024 10:49 am ET
by Haiku Enforcement Agency
Haiku! Haiii.ku! Sniff...

Gazundheit...thank you please

Now take five coltraine
Haiku # 77232, August 17, 2024 11:04 pm ET
by Vhs
We're gonna haiku--
And they're gonna haiku too!
(My haiku solo ♪♪)
Haiku # 77231, August 17, 2024 2:35 pm ET
by Haiku Guitar Hero of Boomer Whoa YEAH Baby
well at least you did
recall there was a website
to post haiku to
Haiku # 77230, August 17, 2024 11:36 am ET
by vhs
It's not to be mocked;
Haiku is serious art,
And it's so profound.
Haiku # 77229, August 17, 2024 11:18 am ET
by Especially After 3 Hits of Salvia
It's haiku roll call?
Make mine California Roll,
Extra wasabi.
Haiku # 77228, August 16, 2024 6:53 pm ET
by Nancy Pelousy of Sushi Holdings Inc.
All quiet on the
Submit haiku front...roll call
Are we there yet? No
Haiku # 77227, August 16, 2024 6:22 pm ET
by Vhs
Late night cawfee dog
Punching out taking the break
Disco going home
Haiku # 77226, August 14, 2024 10:55 pm ET
by Vhs
spoonerism pa
he talks in those funny ways
"My nips are lumb" uhh..
Haiku # 77224, August 14, 2024 1:43 pm ET
by cy of sltx
Grandma raised my cock
From when it was just a chick...
So some chicks have cocks.
Haiku # 77223, August 12, 2024 8:35 am ET
by Poultry of CISgender Assumptions
Yo mama jokes are
Like your grandma has a cock
She raises chickens
Haiku # 77222, August 11, 2024 3:36 pm ET
by Vhs
(Will bake a maybe)
It's that damn syllable thing...
I was negligent.
Haiku # 77221, August 11, 2024 1:23 pm ET
by Negligentleman of Missing Syllable
I dread the future
Where voters, in their kitchens,
Bake a "maybe"...
Haiku # 77220, August 11, 2024 1:20 pm ET
by Spoonerism of Proverbial Oven
I see the future
Kamala and the Donald
Will make a baby
Haiku # 77219, August 11, 2024 9:29 am ET
by Future Tense
I like Karmela.
Miss Karmela Harrison.
She will have my vote!
Haiku # 77218, August 9, 2024 10:51 am ET
by Cause She a Strong Wise Blak Woman from India
It got confusing
During my troubled childood:
Grandma was grandpa...
Haiku # 77217, August 9, 2024 9:15 am ET
by I Was Hatched of Cocked and Loaded
a pair of fried eggs
and a dishevelled merkin
remind me of you
Haiku # 77216, August 9, 2024 8:55 am ET
by ash of memories of grandma
Grandma has a cock.
She trained it as a fighter.
Her cock won the match.
Haiku # 77215, August 9, 2024 7:02 am ET
by School of Fighting Cocks
Her red rooster crows
And then pecks at corn kernels
Grandma has a cock
Haiku # 77214, August 9, 2024 12:31 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Grandma’s leaky hose
Dribbles down the garden path
Grandma has a cock
Haiku # 77213, August 8, 2024 9:41 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Grandma has a pipe
because it broke off Grandpa
It’s a wrinkled pipe
Haiku # 77212, August 8, 2024 12:08 am ET
by Jerry Hattrick of Canada
Prince Albert burley
Smokes better in a big bowl.
Grandma has a pipe.
Haiku # 77211, August 7, 2024 8:42 pm ET
by Cock of The Rock
some things never change
why would perfection evolve?
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 77210, August 7, 2024 10:24 am ET
by ash of plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose
The way I see it
(And you can tell by the flies)
Poets never flush
Haiku # 77209, August 7, 2024 8:07 am ET
by Noticer of X-Krement of Old Willow Public Latrine
How has the style, tone, and subject matter of haiku submissions evolved over the course of 27 years, 266 days, and 77207 haikus? Has there been a noticeable shift or progression in the way poets approach this form of poetry?
Haiku # 77208, August 6, 2024 7:01 am ET
by Brenttwibe of India
kamala was black
before donald was orange
colour me confused
Haiku # 77207, August 5, 2024 7:05 am ET
by ash of hue and cry
Everything truly
Is devoid of hope but this
Is good..death of idols
Haiku # 77206, August 2, 2024 11:39 am ET
by Vhs
run like dysentery
jump like an epileptic
dive like the nasdaq
Haiku # 77205, August 2, 2024 10:26 am ET
by ash of taking stock of the games
The Olympic Games
Have never meant less to me
Than they do this year.
Haiku # 77204, August 2, 2024 10:04 am ET
by Dionysos Apollos of Mt. O
mystical stoners
the silver will turn to gold
chasing the dragon
Haiku # 77203, August 2, 2024 9:44 am ET
by ash of mind out of time
Steely Dan. Asia.
Those swimming Chinese dopers...
It all makes sense now.
Haiku # 77202, August 2, 2024 9:40 am ET
by Donald Becker of CCP
Swinese shimmers: dope
Angular banjos: sounds good
(Chinese dopers swim)
Haiku # 77201, August 2, 2024 8:17 am ET
by Swimming to Mainland of Deelistan
Well at least someone
Hasn't lost their cynical
Touch but who cares now?
Haiku # 77200, August 2, 2024 8:11 am ET
by Vhs
ready position
launch forth your chosen routine
and shower the gold
Haiku # 77199, August 2, 2024 4:12 am ET
by ash of ou non, tant pis
God that was stupid
Shut up and go wash dishes
And please lose some weight
Haiku # 77198, August 2, 2024 3:10 am ET
by But keep smoking...it makes you smart
All is vanity
Fair on parade...crossbreed and
Buckled up on bridge
Haiku # 77197, August 2, 2024 1:40 am ET
by Vhs
Chinese swimmers dope
The only way they can cope
Red can turn to gold
Haiku # 77196, August 1, 2024 4:46 pm ET
by Mark Spits
Hey you, John Hagee:
You need a better tailor
(Also, lose some weight!)
Haiku # 77195, July 31, 2024 7:53 pm ET
by Dispensation of Judification
nita3tnita@gmail.com
Haiku # 77194, July 30, 2024 3:33 am ET
by Timothyvow of Egypt
Not sure what Ash means..
Peut-être les jeux Olympiques ?
Plutôt sataniques...
Haiku # 77193, July 29, 2024 7:36 pm ET
by Commitee of Public Haiku Safety
jorts!? like, what the fuck?
i ain't no fashionista
but spare me the puke
Haiku # 77192, July 29, 2024 5:02 am ET
by ash of catwalk dog vomit
Timcast with lil' hat...
Little beanie-boy talker--
Talking fence-sitter.
Haiku # 77191, July 27, 2024 4:23 pm ET
by Damn Cap Must Get Itchy in Summer
Pigs will fly into
The restrooms of the world...must
Be manifesto

Written on tee pee
Haiku # 77190, July 27, 2024 12:17 am ET
by Vhs
I just want to say:
Miss Karmela Harrison
Should be prezident!
Haiku # 77189, July 26, 2024 10:01 pm ET
by She Deserve It of You Go, Girl
My cheeks are so clean
You'll sink your face in between
And give me a kiss!
Haiku # 77188, July 24, 2024 12:07 am ET
by Right on the Kisser, of Kourse
i have to reveal
never wash my face in sinks
but i clean my cheeks
Haiku # 77187, July 23, 2024 12:54 am ET
by some dirty bum
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