Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 325 Days and 77298 Haiku later...

reigning cats and dogs
gop takes the blue pill
it's not viagra
Haiku # 77268, September 13, 2024 10:10 pm ET
by ash of all sorts of fucked up
I hurt your feelings?
Racists are so dang fragile.
Which is why they hate.
Go on telegram
Haiku # 77267, September 13, 2024 12:01 pm ET
by Truth Antisocial
colour me strangely
but we're all on the spectrum
if you see the light
Haiku # 77266, September 13, 2024 5:15 am ET
by ash of autistic auteur
More ways to skin cats.
No pussy-eating jokes please...
That is Haiti-speech.
Haiku # 77265, September 12, 2024 4:30 pm ET
by Feline Freedom Fighter of Prince-au-Port
Nothing to see here
But some zombies eating cats...
(in land of free food)
Haiku # 77264, September 12, 2024 3:24 pm ET
by Diversity Will Enrich Us, of Course
baron samedi
waiting for a dead cat bounce
to turn things around
Haiku # 77263, September 12, 2024 7:07 am ET
by ash of political stocktake
Repeating the lies
Haitian misinformation
Shouldn't you be on X?
Haiku # 77262, September 11, 2024 1:40 pm ET
by No lie too small for you
Jesus be my shield
For whenever I am wrong
But don't wish to yield
Haiku # 77261, September 11, 2024 9:43 am ET
by Blind faith
Jimmy Barbeque:
He's the slickest cat in town.
Run, Jimmy, run. Fast!
Haiku # 77260, September 11, 2024 5:59 am ET
by Ils Ne Sont Pas Tous Saints of L'Ouverture
childless cat ladies
find a migrant eat dog world
so hard to swallow
Haiku # 77259, September 11, 2024 5:10 am ET
by ash of haitian barbeque
Knocking on my door
But you’re not using your hands
Come in, Doug Henning
Haiku # 77258, September 9, 2024 1:14 pm ET
by Magic of Spandex
Danced till I sharted
With both my mom’s gunkles
Helping hold me up
Haiku # 77257, September 9, 2024 1:10 pm ET
by Fart Carbuncle of The Sound of Silence (pffft)
Danced till I panted
With both my mom's two sisters
Helping hold me up.
Haiku # 77256, September 8, 2024 7:29 am ET
by Pants in my Dance and I need Two Aunts of Discotheque
gimme the skinny
we can chew the fatuous
and spit the gristle
Haiku # 77255, September 7, 2024 3:19 am ET
by ash of eat the rich
First I shit my pants
Then I get a box of ants
Turn them fuckers loose
Haiku # 77254, September 6, 2024 7:51 pm ET
by Dancing Ants
those that have no talent
want to get rid of the
things that remind them
Haiku # 77253, September 3, 2024 12:17 pm ET
by vhs
so many things set
to be erased by people
with empty heads
Haiku # 77252, September 3, 2024 12:15 pm ET
by vhs
what got lost in a
world thinks too literarly
no backbone to be?
Haiku # 77251, September 3, 2024 12:03 pm ET
by vhs
A scoop of hot poop
I will put into your soup
Tom Bosley's penis
Haiku # 77250, September 2, 2024 12:07 am ET
by Lather, rinse, repeat
Grandma won a watch
For her half-cocked haiku verse.
Grandma has a clock
Haiku # 77249, August 31, 2024 5:10 pm ET
by Hands of Time
grandma knows her tools
bought his prize for chicken feed
boner-fide bargain
Haiku # 77248, August 31, 2024 8:47 am ET
by ash of steaming giblets
Cooped up here in this
Henpecking matriarchy,
Grandcock has a ma.
Haiku # 77247, August 30, 2024 11:50 pm ET
by Koop Klucks Klan of White Meat
Hochh ptooey and spit.
Hock a huge loogie at you.
Expectorate this.
Haiku # 77246, August 30, 2024 11:46 pm ET
by Great Expectorations of Dickens
Hawk tuah and off-brand
body moisturizer cream
Grandma has a cock
Haiku # 77245, August 30, 2024 10:00 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
more than that single
so listen to "the work song"
and appreciate
Haiku # 77244, August 30, 2024 6:14 am ET
by ash of try youtube or on spotify
Midnight: oasis
Please send your camels to bed.
Shadows paint faces...
Haiku # 77243, August 29, 2024 9:00 pm ET
by That One-hit Wonder of Maria Muldaur
Existential threads.
Have been replaced by bitchy
Mad literalists
Haiku # 77241, August 29, 2024 12:07 pm ET
by Vhs
light up your camels
new dawn at the oasis
definitely so
Haiku # 77240, August 28, 2024 9:09 am ET
by ash of fight club no more
Hey you, A.I. bot:
See if you can write haiku.
Yes. That's what I thought...
Haiku # 77239, August 25, 2024 7:40 pm ET
by Bots Can Try But It's Not The Same
This dark lake landscape...
Chopin piano music...
Losing it again.
Haiku # 77238, August 22, 2024 8:56 pm ET
by Praise the Lord of Active/passive Nihilism
The reality is that the election is right around the corner and many votes wont even happen. Get out and vote.
Haiku # 77237, August 22, 2024 12:01 am ET
by Anthonyswele of Mozambique
If you use quartet
As a word in haiku have.
I brubecked it out?
Haiku # 77236, August 21, 2024 3:38 pm ET
by Vhs
I brewed up some Beck
All of the yardbirds took flight
Train kept a-rollin'
Haiku # 77235, August 21, 2024 1:27 pm ET
by Old Latrobe of Rolling Rock
after i took five
listened to four thirty-three
turned up really loud
Haiku # 77234, August 19, 2024 11:51 pm ET
by ash of in the conservatorium
I took five Brubeck,
And then a sniff of Haiku.
Now I feel jazzed up.
Haiku # 77233, August 19, 2024 10:49 am ET
by Haiku Enforcement Agency
Haiku! Haiii.ku! Sniff...

Gazundheit...thank you please

Now take five coltraine
Haiku # 77232, August 17, 2024 11:04 pm ET
by Vhs
We're gonna haiku--
And they're gonna haiku too!
(My haiku solo ♪♪)
Haiku # 77231, August 17, 2024 2:35 pm ET
by Haiku Guitar Hero of Boomer Whoa YEAH Baby
well at least you did
recall there was a website
to post haiku to
Haiku # 77230, August 17, 2024 11:36 am ET
by vhs
It's not to be mocked;
Haiku is serious art,
And it's so profound.
Haiku # 77229, August 17, 2024 11:18 am ET
by Especially After 3 Hits of Salvia
It's haiku roll call?
Make mine California Roll,
Extra wasabi.
Haiku # 77228, August 16, 2024 6:53 pm ET
by Nancy Pelousy of Sushi Holdings Inc.
All quiet on the
Submit haiku front...roll call
Are we there yet? No
Haiku # 77227, August 16, 2024 6:22 pm ET
by Vhs
Late night cawfee dog
Punching out taking the break
Disco going home
Haiku # 77226, August 14, 2024 10:55 pm ET
by Vhs
spoonerism pa
he talks in those funny ways
"My nips are lumb" uhh..
Haiku # 77224, August 14, 2024 1:43 pm ET
by cy of sltx
Grandma raised my cock
From when it was just a chick...
So some chicks have cocks.
Haiku # 77223, August 12, 2024 8:35 am ET
by Poultry of CISgender Assumptions
Yo mama jokes are
Like your grandma has a cock
She raises chickens
Haiku # 77222, August 11, 2024 3:36 pm ET
by Vhs
(Will bake a maybe)
It's that damn syllable thing...
I was negligent.
Haiku # 77221, August 11, 2024 1:23 pm ET
by Negligentleman of Missing Syllable
I dread the future
Where voters, in their kitchens,
Bake a "maybe"...
Haiku # 77220, August 11, 2024 1:20 pm ET
by Spoonerism of Proverbial Oven
I see the future
Kamala and the Donald
Will make a baby
Haiku # 77219, August 11, 2024 9:29 am ET
by Future Tense
I like Karmela.
Miss Karmela Harrison.
She will have my vote!
Haiku # 77218, August 9, 2024 10:51 am ET
by Cause She a Strong Wise Blak Woman from India
It got confusing
During my troubled childood:
Grandma was grandpa...
Haiku # 77217, August 9, 2024 9:15 am ET
by I Was Hatched of Cocked and Loaded
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