Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 325 Days and 77298 Haiku later...

Well then, go and die.
But please, stop farting on me.
That is so impolite.
Haiku # 77293, September 29, 2024 5:29 pm ET
by Mr. Manners of Your Mother's Babyhole
i farted on you

haha go eat shit faggot

i wanna go die
Haiku # 77292, September 28, 2024 10:16 pm ET
by venus of penus of shit
please go die lil shit

i just shit in a bucket

with your name on it
Haiku # 77291, September 28, 2024 10:12 pm ET
by shit of sydney, australia
Please tell me the truth:
VHS, were you "bs"
Sixteen years ago?
Haiku # 77290, September 27, 2024 3:04 pm ET
by Haiku Forensics of Internot
I wish to salute
All of my haiku brothers
And haiku sisters.
Haiku # 77289, September 26, 2024 8:32 pm ET
by Roll Call of Eternal Haiku
Politics and ticks
Latch on drain the life out of
Why and z z z
Haiku # 77288, September 26, 2024 2:42 pm ET
by Vhs
Yup. A fake-ass world.
Fake bot-comments on fake blogs
And fake-ass websites.
Haiku # 77287, September 26, 2024 10:12 am ET
by Fakir of Fakery of Internot
electoral college
must be a school for retards
judging by results
Haiku # 77286, September 24, 2024 8:47 am ET
by ash of disproportionate misrepresentation
Either Trump/Harris:
Merkans get what they deserve,
And win dumb prizes.
Haiku # 77285, September 23, 2024 1:46 pm ET
by Kump Tramala of 2024 or Bust
I'll spread on the cheese
And pray the current robot
Up north gets stored up
Haiku # 77284, September 23, 2024 10:46 am ET
by Vhs
come on you merkans
save the rest of the planet
from four years of trump
Haiku # 77283, September 23, 2024 7:37 am ET
by ash of don't make america grate again
K.C. Sunshine Band:
The eternal recurrence.
They tapped into it...
Haiku # 77282, September 22, 2024 4:55 pm ET
by Freddie N. of Freddie's Dead
what a tangled web
is weaved with cliches and forms
of vast emptyness
Haiku # 77281, September 20, 2024 12:08 pm ET
by vhs
bots will be bots and
the world keeps rotating on
in a space defined
Haiku # 77280, September 20, 2024 12:05 pm ET
by vhs
Reality is
around the corner and votes
won't even happen.
Haiku # 77279, September 20, 2024 11:11 am ET
by Syllabic Support Unit 66B of Haiku Triage
The reality is that the election is right around the corner and many votes wont even happen. Get out and vote.
Haiku # 77278, September 20, 2024 2:20 am ET
by Anthonyswele of Mozambique
Still at it after
All these years posting quips...barbs
And drinking moxie
Haiku # 77277, September 18, 2024 1:15 pm ET
by Mox
if you blame the knife
while you stab yourself to death
you aren't a victim
Haiku # 77276, September 18, 2024 8:57 am ET
by ash of pas très sympathique
Writing bad haiku.
After all: I stick to the
5-7-5 scheme.
Haiku # 77275, September 16, 2024 9:24 pm ET
by Julian H
What you have to say?
You got nothing to say, FOOL.
Your haiku is dead.
Haiku # 77274, September 15, 2024 8:48 pm ET
by That's Why I Spit on Your GRAVE
Thought I'd hear the cranes
in the air again, but it
was just my asthma.
Haiku # 77273, September 15, 2024 2:55 am ET
by Julian H
fifty shades of day
countdown to apostasy
losers in the house
Haiku # 77272, September 14, 2024 9:55 pm ET
by ash of unpresidented fury
Telegwam for you:
Everyone is a waycist.
It's hard to be you!
Haiku # 77271, September 14, 2024 5:42 pm ET
by But Someone Has To Do It...
Obviously you
Have to DANCE the Second Line
At your funeral.
Haiku # 77270, September 14, 2024 9:15 am ET
by Down In N'awlins of Louisiana Undertakers Union
obviously you have to read the second line below as g.o.p.
you knew that
Haiku # 77269, September 13, 2024 10:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
reigning cats and dogs
gop takes the blue pill
it's not viagra
Haiku # 77268, September 13, 2024 10:10 pm ET
by ash of all sorts of fucked up
I hurt your feelings?
Racists are so dang fragile.
Which is why they hate.
Go on telegram
Haiku # 77267, September 13, 2024 12:01 pm ET
by Truth Antisocial
colour me strangely
but we're all on the spectrum
if you see the light
Haiku # 77266, September 13, 2024 5:15 am ET
by ash of autistic auteur
More ways to skin cats.
No pussy-eating jokes please...
That is Haiti-speech.
Haiku # 77265, September 12, 2024 4:30 pm ET
by Feline Freedom Fighter of Prince-au-Port
Nothing to see here
But some zombies eating cats...
(in land of free food)
Haiku # 77264, September 12, 2024 3:24 pm ET
by Diversity Will Enrich Us, of Course
baron samedi
waiting for a dead cat bounce
to turn things around
Haiku # 77263, September 12, 2024 7:07 am ET
by ash of political stocktake
Repeating the lies
Haitian misinformation
Shouldn't you be on X?
Haiku # 77262, September 11, 2024 1:40 pm ET
by No lie too small for you
Jesus be my shield
For whenever I am wrong
But don't wish to yield
Haiku # 77261, September 11, 2024 9:43 am ET
by Blind faith
Jimmy Barbeque:
He's the slickest cat in town.
Run, Jimmy, run. Fast!
Haiku # 77260, September 11, 2024 5:59 am ET
by Ils Ne Sont Pas Tous Saints of L'Ouverture
childless cat ladies
find a migrant eat dog world
so hard to swallow
Haiku # 77259, September 11, 2024 5:10 am ET
by ash of haitian barbeque
Knocking on my door
But you’re not using your hands
Come in, Doug Henning
Haiku # 77258, September 9, 2024 1:14 pm ET
by Magic of Spandex
Danced till I sharted
With both my mom’s gunkles
Helping hold me up
Haiku # 77257, September 9, 2024 1:10 pm ET
by Fart Carbuncle of The Sound of Silence (pffft)
Danced till I panted
With both my mom's two sisters
Helping hold me up.
Haiku # 77256, September 8, 2024 7:29 am ET
by Pants in my Dance and I need Two Aunts of Discotheque
gimme the skinny
we can chew the fatuous
and spit the gristle
Haiku # 77255, September 7, 2024 3:19 am ET
by ash of eat the rich
First I shit my pants
Then I get a box of ants
Turn them fuckers loose
Haiku # 77254, September 6, 2024 7:51 pm ET
by Dancing Ants
those that have no talent
want to get rid of the
things that remind them
Haiku # 77253, September 3, 2024 12:17 pm ET
by vhs
so many things set
to be erased by people
with empty heads
Haiku # 77252, September 3, 2024 12:15 pm ET
by vhs
what got lost in a
world thinks too literarly
no backbone to be?
Haiku # 77251, September 3, 2024 12:03 pm ET
by vhs
A scoop of hot poop
I will put into your soup
Tom Bosley's penis
Haiku # 77250, September 2, 2024 12:07 am ET
by Lather, rinse, repeat
Grandma won a watch
For her half-cocked haiku verse.
Grandma has a clock
Haiku # 77249, August 31, 2024 5:10 pm ET
by Hands of Time
grandma knows her tools
bought his prize for chicken feed
boner-fide bargain
Haiku # 77248, August 31, 2024 8:47 am ET
by ash of steaming giblets
Cooped up here in this
Henpecking matriarchy,
Grandcock has a ma.
Haiku # 77247, August 30, 2024 11:50 pm ET
by Koop Klucks Klan of White Meat
Hochh ptooey and spit.
Hock a huge loogie at you.
Expectorate this.
Haiku # 77246, August 30, 2024 11:46 pm ET
by Great Expectorations of Dickens
Hawk tuah and off-brand
body moisturizer cream
Grandma has a cock
Haiku # 77245, August 30, 2024 10:00 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
more than that single
so listen to "the work song"
and appreciate
Haiku # 77244, August 30, 2024 6:14 am ET
by ash of try youtube or on spotify
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