this is how it starts
behold a falling empire
catch it if you can

perplexing questions
why does a rat when it spins
if you don't give one ?

Feel the wart on your
bottom again. Tonight I'm
giving her a name.

Have you ever wondered if intentionally creating a poorly written haiku could actually be a form of artistic expression or rebellion against traditional poetry standards? What impact could purposely breaking the rules of haiku form have on the perception of poetry as a whole?",
"refusal

Legions of damned souls
Go ye forth: wander the night.
Eat loads of candy.

Shandabakeela
Shamanda bingo-boingo
Ko ko ko baba

Heart, to hobbyists,
for local pickup only,
tolerable scars.

Bad Haiku is life,
And true life is bad haiku.
Write haiku and LIVE.

Find my syllable.
Go on-- find my syllable.
I will bless your soul.

If Trump wins again,
He will lose again (vote count).
Expect big psy-ops.

Trump is a not-see.
Diversity is weakness.
Go ahead: eat me.

Haiku is so hard.
The last line is important,
Like: Grandma has a

Haikus are easy
Sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator

Five days and nothing.
No one writes any haiku.
What the h3// is that?

White fragility:
Oh my gosh I'm so fragile...
I'm guilty. GUILTY.

Ashes to ashes.
Doctor Strangelove on the beach:
Radioactive.

It's remote control:
Government of my "country"...
Who could it be now?

based on testaments
when it comes to killing jews
he started the trend

Let us praise the Lord
For His great gift of sunshine
And for World War Three

I'm so moved by this:
The cat, the window, the pee...
It moved me to tears.

god hates ev'ryone
he regrets killing jesus
but it's too late now

The cat sits outside
the toilet window. To pee,
I close the curtain.

Submissive haiku
Masochistic verses cry
Strike me painful words

Halloween is near.
Haiku as hard as you can.
Turn back the darkness!

ANTISEMITIC.
haiku: antisemitic.
(Antisemitic)

Netanyahoo? Hmmm.
Depends who "those people" are...
We'll just have to guess.

go netanyahu
kill all those problem people
the fine solution

I cant syllable.
Leave out too much damn letter.
I have grandma's cock.

Lock down my haiku!
You're RACIST RACIST RACIST.
Wear your mak. Alone.

Courtesy of the
Prince of the Power of Air:
Tricky hurricanes!

Fake nation (with flag!)
Good at bombing civilians
Using your taxes....

I've never been so
Shaken in my life ever
After all I've been through

Not much matters like
It did when the world seemed sure
Then the storms crashed down

I hardly post much
Cause I'd moved on to fan fiction
And that x space

I like now because
All the respectable is
Upended as crap

I was bs and
Moxie...far more immature
Far more too cereal

neurodivergence
it's not for everybody
but it sure is rife

Hey you: sullen youth--
Too cool to serve the public?
(Too cool for a job!)

Listening to this:
Electric Light Orchestra.
They were really good.

Time to monetize
This silly little website:
Income for BlackRock.

Adam and his wife
Had a threesome with serpent.
It did not end well...

World was always fucked
Since the Garden of Eden.
Entropy: the norm

the world worries me
nothing in particular
it's all a bit fucked

Well then, go and die.
But please, stop farting on me.
That is so impolite.

i farted on you

haha go eat shit faggot

i wanna go die

please go die lil shit

i just shit in a bucket

with your name on it

Please tell me the truth:
VHS, were you "bs"
Sixteen years ago?

I wish to salute
All of my haiku brothers
And haiku sisters.

Politics and ticks
Latch on drain the life out of
Why and z z z

Yup. A fake-ass world.
Fake bot-comments on fake blogs
And fake-ass websites.