Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 359 Days and 77351 Haiku later...

Legions of damned souls
Go ye forth: wander the night.
Eat loads of candy.
Haiku # 77338, October 31, 2024 11:39 am ET
by Lucifer's Witchy Grandma of Samhain
Shandabakeela
Shamanda bingo-boingo
Ko ko ko baba
Haiku # 77337, October 31, 2024 5:49 am ET
by Polyglot Pastor of Pentecostal PhD
Heart, to hobbyists,
for local pickup only,
tolerable scars.
Haiku # 77336, October 28, 2024 3:34 pm ET
by Julian H of Lanestris
Bad Haiku is life,
And true life is bad haiku.
Write haiku and LIVE.
Haiku # 77335, October 28, 2024 12:19 pm ET
by Read Me Later, like at Quarter of Seven
Find my syllable.
Go on-- find my syllable.
I will bless your soul.
Haiku # 77334, October 28, 2024 12:15 pm ET
by Imprecatory Psalms of David
Bomb the Lebanese!
And then bomb them lots more!
Mention Holocaust...
Haiku # 77333, October 28, 2024 12:13 pm ET
by Poor Little Jews of I$r@eL
Read the whole Talmud.
The full oral law revealed;
The Jesus chapters...
Haiku # 77332, October 28, 2024 12:10 pm ET
by Rabbi Yehudah Ben Finklestein of Baghdad
If Trump wins again,
He will lose again (vote count).
Expect big psy-ops.
Haiku # 77331, October 28, 2024 12:07 pm ET
by Larry Fink of Studying Torah 24/7
Kiss Zionist ass.
Bow down to fake I$r@eL.
Bankroll IDF.
Haiku # 77330, October 28, 2024 12:05 pm ET
by Oy Veh, Hirschl. Tax the Hell Out of the Goyim for Eretz Yi$raeL
Trump is a not-see.
Diversity is weakness.
Go ahead: eat me.
Haiku # 77329, October 28, 2024 11:57 am ET
by Blackrock Agenda of Endless WAR
Haiku is so hard.
The last line is important,
Like: Grandma has a
Haiku # 77328, October 27, 2024 2:18 pm ET
by Cock of the Rock
Haikus are easy
Sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator
Haiku # 77327, October 27, 2024 11:15 am ET
by Rick Stronglove of Milky Way
Five days and nothing.
No one writes any haiku.
What the h3// is that?
Haiku # 77326, October 25, 2024 2:37 pm ET
by Haiku Monitor of Data-driven Haiku
White fragility:
Oh my gosh I'm so fragile...
I'm guilty. GUILTY.
Haiku # 77325, October 20, 2024 2:34 pm ET
by Robin Diangelo of NYT Toilet Paper
Ashes to ashes.
Doctor Strangelove on the beach:
Radioactive.
Haiku # 77324, October 20, 2024 8:34 am ET
by Cold War of Hot Hot Hot
It's remote control:
Government of my "country"...
Who could it be now?
Haiku # 77323, October 20, 2024 8:31 am ET
by Haiku Union of Men at Work
based on testaments
when it comes to killing jews
he started the trend
Haiku # 77322, October 20, 2024 8:12 am ET
by ash of bound for isaac, via divine decree
Let us praise the Lord
For His great gift of sunshine
And for World War Three
Haiku # 77321, October 20, 2024 8:11 am ET
by Haiku of Sovereign Omnipotence
I'm so moved by this:
The cat, the window, the pee...
It moved me to tears.
Haiku # 77320, October 20, 2024 8:07 am ET
by Weepy Will of Haikulandia
god hates ev'ryone
he regrets killing jesus
but it's too late now
Haiku # 77319, October 20, 2024 8:06 am ET
by ash of theological psychotherapy clinic
The cat sits outside
the toilet window. To pee,
I close the curtain.
Haiku # 77318, October 19, 2024 1:14 pm ET
by Julian H of Lanestris
God hates Lebanon.
He hates Gaza and West Bank.
But He loves them Jews...
Haiku # 77317, October 16, 2024 10:39 am ET
by Read All About It of Holy Bible, etc.
Submissive haiku
Masochistic verses cry
Strike me painful words
Haiku # 77316, October 15, 2024 1:33 am ET
by Vhs
Halloween is near.
Haiku as hard as you can.
Turn back the darkness!
Haiku # 77315, October 13, 2024 5:29 pm ET
by New Mix of Vintage Obscura is out
ANTISEMITIC.
haiku: antisemitic.
(Antisemitic)
Haiku # 77314, October 12, 2024 4:03 pm ET
by Ham Japeth of Genesis
Netanyahoo? Hmmm.
Depends who "those people" are...
We'll just have to guess.
Haiku # 77313, October 10, 2024 9:21 am ET
by Samson Option of Delilah's Scissors
go netanyahu
kill all those problem people
the fine solution
Haiku # 77312, October 10, 2024 6:10 am ET
by ash of arbeit macht frei
I cant syllable.
Leave out too much damn letter.
I have grandma's cock.
Haiku # 77311, October 9, 2024 7:32 pm ET
by Phuq My Keyboard of Keebord
Lock down my haiku!
You're RACIST RACIST RACIST.
Wear your mak. Alone.
Haiku # 77310, October 9, 2024 7:27 pm ET
by Scan QR code
Courtesy of the
Prince of the Power of Air:
Tricky hurricanes!
Haiku # 77309, October 9, 2024 7:15 pm ET
by HAARP of Lucifer
Genderqueer fatsos,
Shooting off their mouths again:
Weird-haired pierced, pallid.
Haiku # 77308, October 9, 2024 6:39 pm ET
by Noticer of Obnoxiousness
Fake nation (with flag!)
Good at bombing civilians
Using your taxes....
Haiku # 77307, October 9, 2024 5:59 pm ET
by General Shlomo of Incoming
I've never been so
Shaken in my life ever
After all I've been through
Haiku # 77306, October 8, 2024 5:25 am ET
by Vhs
Not much matters like
It did when the world seemed sure
Then the storms crashed down
Haiku # 77305, October 8, 2024 5:23 am ET
by Vhs
1
Haiku # 77304, October 7, 2024 1:14 am ET
by ElvinZolve
I hardly post much
Cause I'd moved on to fan fiction
And that x space
Haiku # 77303, October 6, 2024 9:26 pm ET
by Vhs
I like now because
All the respectable is
Upended as crap
Haiku # 77302, October 6, 2024 9:25 pm ET
by Vhs
I was bs and
Moxie...far more immature
Far more too cereal
Haiku # 77301, October 6, 2024 9:24 pm ET
by Vhs
neurodivergence
it's not for everybody
but it sure is rife
Haiku # 77300, October 5, 2024 9:59 pm ET
by ash of outta sight insight
Hey you: sullen youth--
Too cool to serve the public?
(Too cool for a job!)
Haiku # 77299, October 5, 2024 2:49 pm ET
by Bad Customer Service of Would-be Thug Rap Star
Listening to this:
Electric Light Orchestra.
They were really good.
Haiku # 77298, October 3, 2024 8:58 pm ET
by Almost the Beatles of 1970s
Time to monetize
This silly little website:
Income for BlackRock.
Haiku # 77297, October 2, 2024 8:38 am ET
by Larry Fink, CEO of Everything Else
Adam and his wife
Had a threesome with serpent.
It did not end well...
Haiku # 77296, October 2, 2024 8:31 am ET
by Noticer of Sound Doctrinal Theology
World was always fucked
Since the Garden of Eden.
Entropy: the norm
Haiku # 77295, October 2, 2024 8:25 am ET
by Original Sin of Haiku
the world worries me
nothing in particular
it's all a bit fucked
Haiku # 77294, September 30, 2024 8:47 pm ET
by ash
Well then, go and die.
But please, stop farting on me.
That is so impolite.
Haiku # 77293, September 29, 2024 5:29 pm ET
by Mr. Manners of Your Mother's Babyhole
i farted on you

haha go eat shit faggot

i wanna go die
Haiku # 77292, September 28, 2024 10:16 pm ET
by venus of penus of shit
please go die lil shit

i just shit in a bucket

with your name on it
Haiku # 77291, September 28, 2024 10:12 pm ET
by shit of sydney, australia
Please tell me the truth:
VHS, were you "bs"
Sixteen years ago?
Haiku # 77290, September 27, 2024 3:04 pm ET
by Haiku Forensics of Internot
I wish to salute
All of my haiku brothers
And haiku sisters.
Haiku # 77289, September 26, 2024 8:32 pm ET
by Roll Call of Eternal Haiku
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