Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 360 Days and 77352 Haiku later...

Let us praise the Lord
For His great gift of sunshine
And for World War Three
Haiku # 77321, October 20, 2024 8:11 am ET
by Haiku of Sovereign Omnipotence
I'm so moved by this:
The cat, the window, the pee...
It moved me to tears.
Haiku # 77320, October 20, 2024 8:07 am ET
by Weepy Will of Haikulandia
god hates ev'ryone
he regrets killing jesus
but it's too late now
Haiku # 77319, October 20, 2024 8:06 am ET
by ash of theological psychotherapy clinic
The cat sits outside
the toilet window. To pee,
I close the curtain.
Haiku # 77318, October 19, 2024 1:14 pm ET
by Julian H of Lanestris
God hates Lebanon.
He hates Gaza and West Bank.
But He loves them Jews...
Haiku # 77317, October 16, 2024 10:39 am ET
by Read All About It of Holy Bible, etc.
Submissive haiku
Masochistic verses cry
Strike me painful words
Haiku # 77316, October 15, 2024 1:33 am ET
by Vhs
Halloween is near.
Haiku as hard as you can.
Turn back the darkness!
Haiku # 77315, October 13, 2024 5:29 pm ET
by New Mix of Vintage Obscura is out
ANTISEMITIC.
haiku: antisemitic.
(Antisemitic)
Haiku # 77314, October 12, 2024 4:03 pm ET
by Ham Japeth of Genesis
Netanyahoo? Hmmm.
Depends who "those people" are...
We'll just have to guess.
Haiku # 77313, October 10, 2024 9:21 am ET
by Samson Option of Delilah's Scissors
go netanyahu
kill all those problem people
the fine solution
Haiku # 77312, October 10, 2024 6:10 am ET
by ash of arbeit macht frei
I cant syllable.
Leave out too much damn letter.
I have grandma's cock.
Haiku # 77311, October 9, 2024 7:32 pm ET
by Phuq My Keyboard of Keebord
Lock down my haiku!
You're RACIST RACIST RACIST.
Wear your mak. Alone.
Haiku # 77310, October 9, 2024 7:27 pm ET
by Scan QR code
Courtesy of the
Prince of the Power of Air:
Tricky hurricanes!
Haiku # 77309, October 9, 2024 7:15 pm ET
by HAARP of Lucifer
Genderqueer fatsos,
Shooting off their mouths again:
Weird-haired pierced, pallid.
Haiku # 77308, October 9, 2024 6:39 pm ET
by Noticer of Obnoxiousness
Fake nation (with flag!)
Good at bombing civilians
Using your taxes....
Haiku # 77307, October 9, 2024 5:59 pm ET
by General Shlomo of Incoming
I've never been so
Shaken in my life ever
After all I've been through
Haiku # 77306, October 8, 2024 5:25 am ET
by Vhs
Not much matters like
It did when the world seemed sure
Then the storms crashed down
Haiku # 77305, October 8, 2024 5:23 am ET
by Vhs
1
Haiku # 77304, October 7, 2024 1:14 am ET
by ElvinZolve
I hardly post much
Cause I'd moved on to fan fiction
And that x space
Haiku # 77303, October 6, 2024 9:26 pm ET
by Vhs
I like now because
All the respectable is
Upended as crap
Haiku # 77302, October 6, 2024 9:25 pm ET
by Vhs
I was bs and
Moxie...far more immature
Far more too cereal
Haiku # 77301, October 6, 2024 9:24 pm ET
by Vhs
neurodivergence
it's not for everybody
but it sure is rife
Haiku # 77300, October 5, 2024 9:59 pm ET
by ash of outta sight insight
Hey you: sullen youth--
Too cool to serve the public?
(Too cool for a job!)
Haiku # 77299, October 5, 2024 2:49 pm ET
by Bad Customer Service of Would-be Thug Rap Star
Listening to this:
Electric Light Orchestra.
They were really good.
Haiku # 77298, October 3, 2024 8:58 pm ET
by Almost the Beatles of 1970s
Time to monetize
This silly little website:
Income for BlackRock.
Haiku # 77297, October 2, 2024 8:38 am ET
by Larry Fink, CEO of Everything Else
Adam and his wife
Had a threesome with serpent.
It did not end well...
Haiku # 77296, October 2, 2024 8:31 am ET
by Noticer of Sound Doctrinal Theology
World was always fucked
Since the Garden of Eden.
Entropy: the norm
Haiku # 77295, October 2, 2024 8:25 am ET
by Original Sin of Haiku
the world worries me
nothing in particular
it's all a bit fucked
Haiku # 77294, September 30, 2024 8:47 pm ET
by ash
Well then, go and die.
But please, stop farting on me.
That is so impolite.
Haiku # 77293, September 29, 2024 5:29 pm ET
by Mr. Manners of Your Mother's Babyhole
i farted on you

haha go eat shit faggot

i wanna go die
Haiku # 77292, September 28, 2024 10:16 pm ET
by venus of penus of shit
please go die lil shit

i just shit in a bucket

with your name on it
Haiku # 77291, September 28, 2024 10:12 pm ET
by shit of sydney, australia
Please tell me the truth:
VHS, were you "bs"
Sixteen years ago?
Haiku # 77290, September 27, 2024 3:04 pm ET
by Haiku Forensics of Internot
I wish to salute
All of my haiku brothers
And haiku sisters.
Haiku # 77289, September 26, 2024 8:32 pm ET
by Roll Call of Eternal Haiku
Politics and ticks
Latch on drain the life out of
Why and z z z
Haiku # 77288, September 26, 2024 2:42 pm ET
by Vhs
Yup. A fake-ass world.
Fake bot-comments on fake blogs
And fake-ass websites.
Haiku # 77287, September 26, 2024 10:12 am ET
by Fakir of Fakery of Internot
electoral college
must be a school for retards
judging by results
Haiku # 77286, September 24, 2024 8:47 am ET
by ash of disproportionate misrepresentation
Either Trump/Harris:
Merkans get what they deserve,
And win dumb prizes.
Haiku # 77285, September 23, 2024 1:46 pm ET
by Kump Tramala of 2024 or Bust
I'll spread on the cheese
And pray the current robot
Up north gets stored up
Haiku # 77284, September 23, 2024 10:46 am ET
by Vhs
come on you merkans
save the rest of the planet
from four years of trump
Haiku # 77283, September 23, 2024 7:37 am ET
by ash of don't make america grate again
K.C. Sunshine Band:
The eternal recurrence.
They tapped into it...
Haiku # 77282, September 22, 2024 4:55 pm ET
by Freddie N. of Freddie's Dead
what a tangled web
is weaved with cliches and forms
of vast emptyness
Haiku # 77281, September 20, 2024 12:08 pm ET
by vhs
bots will be bots and
the world keeps rotating on
in a space defined
Haiku # 77280, September 20, 2024 12:05 pm ET
by vhs
Reality is
around the corner and votes
won't even happen.
Haiku # 77279, September 20, 2024 11:11 am ET
by Syllabic Support Unit 66B of Haiku Triage
The reality is that the election is right around the corner and many votes wont even happen. Get out and vote.
Haiku # 77278, September 20, 2024 2:20 am ET
by Anthonyswele of Mozambique
Still at it after
All these years posting quips...barbs
And drinking moxie
Haiku # 77277, September 18, 2024 1:15 pm ET
by Mox
if you blame the knife
while you stab yourself to death
you aren't a victim
Haiku # 77276, September 18, 2024 8:57 am ET
by ash of pas très sympathique
Writing bad haiku.
After all: I stick to the
5-7-5 scheme.
Haiku # 77275, September 16, 2024 9:24 pm ET
by Julian H
What you have to say?
You got nothing to say, FOOL.
Your haiku is dead.
Haiku # 77274, September 15, 2024 8:48 pm ET
by That's Why I Spit on Your GRAVE
Thought I'd hear the cranes
in the air again, but it
was just my asthma.
Haiku # 77273, September 15, 2024 2:55 am ET
by Julian H
fifty shades of day
countdown to apostasy
losers in the house
Haiku # 77272, September 14, 2024 9:55 pm ET
by ash of unpresidented fury
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