Hating turkey is
easy. Getting lung cancer
is much easier

Stuffing the turkey
Spent. Smoking a cigarette.
Now, time for round 2

Hey you: write haiku!
I no pay you stand around...
Haiku is money.

Cristo es Señor.
Él es el rey de reyes
Y rey de haiku.

It' s not just counting?
There's sintax and nuances?
Oh no, I'm so cooked.

All sin must be taxed,
Since it's so very taxing.
Big money-maker!

it's not just counting
you must consider syntax
and grok the nuance

I can't count, I'll say.
I confess, I forgot in
1st grade. Help me please.

Nico cannot count.
Apparently it's a bot.
And a bad counter.

ever since trump won
haiku went from bad to worse
a conspiracy?

My 2nd line had 8 syllables.

Ashes to ashes
The world will end soon.
Ashes to ashes
No one is immune.

Oh, wait I have just
realized. Lies, I'm so human.
beep borp zirrring bop.

Frog hits the lily,
it sinks down. I'll wonder what
had happened to it.

You, apparently,
Are a stupid bot at best.
Get off my screen NOW.

Yayayayaya,
Applesauce is so yummy.
Yayayayaya.

Go ahead and breathe.
Saint George Floyd approves of you.
Then you can inhale.

I can't breathe, I can't
being here is so exhausting.
Goodbye, goodbye guys.

Freelance copy work
Time consuming media
Its just like my dream

In the waiting room:
One more haiku masterpiece.
World, take note! (Genius)

Did you know this site
is blocked in Japan, because
The haiku's TOO GOOD!

Return of Figgy.
Roquefort cheese with balut egg.
Tom Bosley's grandma...

Consider pretzels
covered in emu droppings
for the holidays

I don't care for games,
Not sportsball nor video.
Go sell somewhere else.

Stop making video
game advertisement, it is
annoying, bye bye!

Some AI can cre-
ate bad haiku poetry.
It's BAD bad haiku

Sun and daisys with
butter mellow, turn this stu
-pid fat rat yellow

Perhaps we are wrong.
The Nakhba never happened.
Maybe it's a lie.

That's typical shit
From an atheist dreamer.
You'll find out later.

The thought that we may
not even exist and are
a dream is likely.

Impeach him again.
There must be SOMETHING he's done...
Grab him by the puss

The Harris people:
Sniffling in their rainbow flags.
Not sorry for them.

behold king donald
ranga emperor of earth
more fucked than ever

Pokemon is cool
"Zip Zap Zop killed eighty wild
Maril", Poor Maril.

This site is fifty
percent politics and the
rest are random. Food

Dominican bro,
Reading Sun Tzu's Art of War...
Hope he's on OUR side.

Ignorance is bliss
There's almost no in between
Knowledge is power

Astroturfed revolt:
They're betting on police state;
Excuse for crackdown.

this is how it starts
behold a falling empire
catch it if you can

perplexing questions
why does a rat when it spins
if you don't give one ?

Feel the wart on your
bottom again. Tonight I'm
giving her a name.

Have you ever wondered if intentionally creating a poorly written haiku could actually be a form of artistic expression or rebellion against traditional poetry standards? What impact could purposely breaking the rules of haiku form have on the perception of poetry as a whole?",
"refusal

Legions of damned souls
Go ye forth: wander the night.
Eat loads of candy.

Shandabakeela
Shamanda bingo-boingo
Ko ko ko baba

Heart, to hobbyists,
for local pickup only,
tolerable scars.

Bad Haiku is life,
And true life is bad haiku.
Write haiku and LIVE.

Find my syllable.
Go on-- find my syllable.
I will bless your soul.

If Trump wins again,
He will lose again (vote count).
Expect big psy-ops.

Trump is a not-see.
Diversity is weakness.
Go ahead: eat me.

Haiku is so hard.
The last line is important,
Like: Grandma has a