Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 50 Days and 77441 Haiku later...

I hope Darth is well,
Hiding out in Philippines.
I do wish him peace...
Haiku # 77439, December 29, 2024 5:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
We are in the Taint.
Taint Christmas and taint New Year...
Let's just ride it out.
Haiku # 77438, December 29, 2024 5:45 pm ET
by Haiku Rider of the High Plains
Winter break is here,
Mariah Carey defrosts
Christmas is starting.
Haiku # 77437, December 24, 2024 8:17 pm ET
by Nico, apparently
Merry Christmas, y'all.
Time to let the spirit fall...
Hope you have a ball.
Haiku # 77436, December 24, 2024 5:45 pm ET
by Weird Old Guy of North Pole
Time to wrap presents,
Pasts, futures, everything else.
It's eternal NOW.
Haiku # 77435, December 24, 2024 5:42 pm ET
by Noticer of Time
The year is burning,
Totally consumed, to ash...
And that's how things were.
Haiku # 77434, December 24, 2024 5:36 pm ET
by Auld Lang Sine of Ashes
festivus shall we
air grievances one last time
before it all burns.
Haiku # 77433, December 23, 2024 11:36 pm ET
by moxie
the world is turning
and i can't really blame it
given how things are
Haiku # 77432, December 23, 2024 7:55 am ET
by ash
hello
Haiku # 77431, December 20, 2024 11:18 pm ET
by BBCcom
Tantas latinas
Son menospreciadas.
Que gran lástima.
Haiku # 77430, December 20, 2024 11:23 am ET
by Noticer of Latinas
Haiku is the shit.
Tell you: haiku is the BOMB.
Putin love haiku.
Haiku # 77429, December 19, 2024 3:09 pm ET
by Noticer of Global Harmony
Why have you roused me?
Is this the end of all things?
When is it enough?
Haiku # 77428, December 18, 2024 12:24 pm ET
by Drophammer of somewhere nearby
a cool change rolls in
breaking that sweltering heat
the frogs serenade
Haiku # 77427, December 17, 2024 6:00 am ET
by ash
it's not meant to rhyme
or even keep metered time
but must be sublime
Haiku # 77426, December 17, 2024 1:35 am ET
by ash
A haiku a day
Keeps the poetry away.
It's all fake and gay.
Haiku # 77425, December 16, 2024 9:49 pm ET
by Bakery of Fakery
yet good senryu
is by its very nature
simply bad haiku
Haiku # 77424, December 16, 2024 5:38 am ET
by ash of möbius oyatoi gaikokujin
Again, these aren't
haiku's, they're senryu's. Please
acknowledge this, please.
Haiku # 77423, December 15, 2024 11:38 pm ET
by Nico, apparently of THESE ARE SENRYUS
It aint like that yo.
Your verse aint down wif it, nah.
Y'all don't know haiku.
Haiku # 77422, December 15, 2024 9:01 pm ET
by Street Kredz of Haiku
let there be haiku
i know some of you struggle
but it ain't that hard
Haiku # 77421, December 15, 2024 5:58 am ET
by ash of counting on you
mobulisok370@gmail.com
Haiku # 77420, December 15, 2024 1:18 am ET
by PatrickEmurl of Trinidad and Tobago
Can a poorly written haiku still hold value in its imperfection, or does it detract from the art form as a whole?
Haiku # 77419, December 14, 2024 10:30 pm ET
by Glennpeddy of Morocco
WHERE IS MY FCKING17:28
SPOTIFY WRAPPED. IF UR MY
WRAPPED, THEN PULL UP WRAPPED.
Haiku # 77418, December 14, 2024 5:31 pm ET
by Nico, apparently of where is my Spotify wrapped
"MOO" sings the diva,
Lowing, and hitting new lows
Out in her pasture.
Haiku # 77417, December 14, 2024 1:03 pm ET
by Divine Bovine of The Elysian Fields
The Goddess's voice!
Hearken to Her dulcet tones...
Is She a sick cow?
Haiku # 77416, December 14, 2024 12:57 pm ET
by That R & B Song of Mumuland
dark side of the moon
been around since forever
and fifty years too
Haiku # 77415, December 13, 2024 7:10 am ET
by ash of the lunatics are in my head
Seasons of Wither:
Flowers bloomed. I got my wings.
It's a great album...
Haiku # 77414, December 12, 2024 6:37 pm ET
by None of these kids know what an Album is.
Fucking AEROSMITH!
Bots cannot understand it.
But Aerosmith ROCKS.
Haiku # 77413, December 12, 2024 6:30 pm ET
by All Caps Off to the Band of Bhwahstahn
"These rotten verses
even a dog will not eat."
That's five - seven - five!
Haiku # 77412, December 12, 2024 11:40 am ET
by Julian H of Lanestris
Hello.
Haiku # 77411, December 11, 2024 10:14 pm ET
by MCcom
Due promises are
here. It's not an option, pay up.
You never did it.
Haiku # 77410, December 11, 2024 8:33 pm ET
by pls pay ur child support of filing the divorces
Fun fact: A senryu
is basically haiku,
with human foibles.
Haiku # 77409, December 10, 2024 7:39 pm ET
by Nico, apparently of you've been writing senryus
Ugly crying with
lies filling air polluted.
We can't escape war.
Haiku # 77408, December 9, 2024 8:20 pm ET
by Nico, apparently of idk what to write
The alarm clock rang.
If I did not have to pee,
I would stay in bed.
Haiku # 77407, December 9, 2024 1:36 am ET
by Julian H of Lanestris
CEO de-lifed.
So: either he deserved it,
Or else he did not.
Haiku # 77406, December 8, 2024 12:26 pm ET
by God of Judgement
health insurance woes
delay, deny and defend
not enough cover
Haiku # 77405, December 8, 2024 2:15 am ET
by ash
Bad Haiku: why is
(necessary)? Why must I?
I can't haiku, help.
Haiku # 77404, December 7, 2024 11:24 pm ET
by Nico, apparently
Technocrat: bow down !
God is greater than A.I.
And grants you your life.
Haiku # 77403, December 4, 2024 9:45 pm ET
by Noticer of Technocracy
You're right, we can feed
'em to the zoo. After
all, Chris Brown is here.
Haiku # 77402, December 4, 2024 7:31 pm ET
by Nico, apparently
too rich to digest
even with lashings of bile
and pepto-bismol©
Haiku # 77401, December 4, 2024 7:08 am ET
by ash of not even just desserts
Eat the rich, eat 'em.
Waltz in circles as the night
dies away from here.
Haiku # 77400, December 3, 2024 9:15 pm ET
by Nico, apparently of oh it snowed a bit
Hot take: Christmas is
overrated. Way too cold,
but still no snow, why?
Haiku # 77399, December 1, 2024 8:44 pm ET
by Nico, apparently
Satan is coming.
Decorate his shopping malls.
Satan is coming !
Haiku # 77398, December 1, 2024 7:53 pm ET
by Prince of the Power of AirBnB
When Black Friday comes,
I'll go down to Boswell Wood--
Whoops. Now it's Sunday!
Haiku # 77397, December 1, 2024 7:49 pm ET
by Fagin Becker of All Mixed Up
when black friday comes
collect ev'rything i'm owed
then buy the cheap shit
Haiku # 77396, December 1, 2024 4:57 am ET
by ash of dan right
Bots don't eat turkey.
Bots can't even TALK turkey,
let alone gobble...
Haiku # 77395, November 30, 2024 2:53 pm ET
by Buy Nothing for Day of Babylonian Bullshit
Imagine Ctrl
+Cing it. Just imagine
being a bot, Ha!
Haiku # 77394, November 30, 2024 2:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
you'd better look out
he puts the white in christmas
santa is coming
Haiku # 77393, November 30, 2024 7:58 am ET
by ash of janky ho ho ho
For the lower one,
I Ctrl+C'd it so it's
uneven. I'm sad.
Haiku # 77392, November 29, 2024 9:31 pm ET
by Nico, apparently but sad now
I’m Batman, why? For
Gotham, for justice. Batman Needs his supplies, cuz.
Haiku # 77391, November 29, 2024 9:28 pm ET
by Nico, apparently
Apollo-gy uhh
accepted. Does anyone
read Percy Jackson?
Haiku # 77390, November 29, 2024 9:22 pm ET
by Nico, apparently of Stop smoking
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