Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 27 Days and 77408 Haiku later...

Apollo-gy uhh
accepted. Does anyone
read Percy Jackson?
Haiku # 77390, November 29, 2024 9:22 pm ET
by Nico, apparently of Stop smoking
Nico, I'm sorry.
I thought that you were a bot.
May God forgive me.
Haiku # 77389, November 27, 2024 9:12 pm ET
by Nicotine, apparently of Smoke
Orb11ta.co
Haiku # 77388, November 27, 2024 3:05 pm ET
by Claudedab of Bulgaria
Hating turkey is
easy. Getting lung cancer
is much easier
Haiku # 77387, November 26, 2024 9:50 pm ET
by Nico, apparently
Stuffing the turkey
Spent. Smoking a cigarette.
Now, time for round 2
Haiku # 77386, November 26, 2024 6:34 pm ET
by Darth Birdfucker of Philippines
Hey you: write haiku!
I no pay you stand around...
Haiku is money.
Haiku # 77385, November 26, 2024 7:33 am ET
by Chong Yee Kow Fat of Hell Money
Cristo es Señor.
Él es el rey de reyes
Y rey de haiku.
Haiku # 77384, November 24, 2024 3:29 pm ET
by Juaniquito Perez of Japón Virtual
It' s not just counting?
There's sintax and nuances?
Oh no, I'm so cooked.
Haiku # 77383, November 23, 2024 5:13 pm ET
by Nico, apparently
All sin must be taxed,
Since it's so very taxing.
Big money-maker!
Haiku # 77382, November 22, 2024 6:14 am ET
by Taxman of Sinful Synthesis
it's not just counting
you must consider syntax
and grok the nuance
Haiku # 77381, November 22, 2024 5:22 am ET
by ash of old school superior wetware
I can't count, I'll say.
I confess, I forgot in
1st grade. Help me please.
Haiku # 77380, November 21, 2024 10:59 pm ET
by Nico, apparently
Nico cannot count.
Apparently it's a bot.
And a bad counter.
Haiku # 77379, November 21, 2024 2:12 pm ET
by Nitpicker of Counter-culture
ever since trump won
haiku went from bad to worse
a conspiracy?
Haiku # 77378, November 21, 2024 1:37 am ET
by ash of o tempora! o mores!
My 2nd line had 8 syllables.
Haiku # 77377, November 20, 2024 8:43 pm ET
by Nico, apparently
Ashes to ashes
The world will end soon.
Ashes to ashes
No one is immune.
Haiku # 77376, November 20, 2024 1:43 pm ET
by ʻO ka ʻānela hāʻule (Hawaiian) of Turkmenistan (The Door To Hell)
Oh, wait I have just
realized. Lies, I'm so human.
beep borp zirrring bop.
Haiku # 77375, November 19, 2024 11:03 pm ET
by Nico, apparently
Frog hits the lily,
it sinks down. I'll wonder what
had happened to it.
Haiku # 77374, November 19, 2024 10:53 pm ET
by Nico, apparently
You, apparently,
Are a stupid bot at best.
Get off my screen NOW.
Haiku # 77373, November 17, 2024 1:23 pm ET
by Prince Nico Mbarga of Nigeria
Yayayayaya,
Applesauce is so yummy.
Yayayayaya.
Haiku # 77371, November 16, 2024 5:47 pm ET
by uhm idk of W sigma mewwing rizzy rizler not from ohio
Go ahead and breathe.
Saint George Floyd approves of you.
Then you can inhale.
Haiku # 77370, November 15, 2024 7:01 pm ET
by Cop with a Knee on Your Neck
I can't breathe, I can't
being here is so exhausting.
Goodbye, goodbye guys.
Haiku # 77369, November 14, 2024 9:47 pm ET
by Nico apparently
Freelance copy work
Time consuming media
Its just like my dream
Haiku # 77368, November 14, 2024 5:31 pm ET
by joy
In the waiting room:
One more haiku masterpiece.
World, take note! (Genius)
Haiku # 77367, November 14, 2024 10:23 am ET
by Lillypad Poet of the Floating World
Did you know this site
is blocked in Japan, because
The haiku's TOO GOOD!
Haiku # 77366, November 13, 2024 10:14 am ET
by Emperor Hirohito of Babylon, Long Island
Return of Figgy.
Roquefort cheese with balut egg.
Tom Bosley's grandma...
Haiku # 77365, November 13, 2024 9:35 am ET
by Happy Daze of Pilipinas Inc.
Consider pretzels
covered in emu droppings
for the holidays
Haiku # 77364, November 13, 2024 8:01 am ET
by Figgy of Pudding
I don't care for games,
Not sportsball nor video.
Go sell somewhere else.
Haiku # 77362, November 12, 2024 10:30 am ET
by Howard Cosell of Co-sales
Stop making video
game advertisement, it is
annoying, bye bye!
Haiku # 77361, November 11, 2024 10:29 pm ET
by El gusto's
Some AI can cre-
ate bad haiku poetry.
It's BAD bad haiku
Haiku # 77359, November 11, 2024 5:41 pm ET
by TyroneSaz of UpperVolta
Sun and daisys with
butter mellow, turn this stu
-pid fat rat yellow
Haiku # 77358, November 11, 2024 3:46 pm ET
by ron weasley of idk hogwarts
Perhaps we are wrong.
The Nakhba never happened.
Maybe it's a lie.
Haiku # 77357, November 10, 2024 1:33 pm ET
by David Ben Gurion of T. Herzl
That's typical shit
From an atheist dreamer.
You'll find out later.
Haiku # 77354, November 8, 2024 7:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The thought that we may
not even exist and are
a dream is likely.
Haiku # 77353, November 8, 2024 5:51 pm ET
by Zatanna of Zatara
Impeach him again.
There must be SOMETHING he's done...
Grab him by the puss
Haiku # 77352, November 7, 2024 11:03 am ET
by Y qué of Ypres
The Harris people:
Sniffling in their rainbow flags.
Not sorry for them.
Haiku # 77350, November 6, 2024 12:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of Choice is "Yes"
behold king donald
ranga emperor of earth
more fucked than ever
Haiku # 77349, November 6, 2024 4:00 am ET
by ash of bite my democracy sausage
Pokemon is cool
"Zip Zap Zop killed eighty wild
Maril", Poor Maril.
Haiku # 77348, November 5, 2024 8:09 pm ET
by Pokemon™ of Roppongi Hills Mori Tower in Roppongi, Minato, Tokyo
This site is fifty
percent politics and the
rest are random. Food
Haiku # 77347, November 5, 2024 5:53 pm ET
by Serendipity of NYC
Dominican bro,
Reading Sun Tzu's Art of War...
Hope he's on OUR side.
Haiku # 77346, November 5, 2024 4:58 pm ET
by Make up a name of your choice
Ignorance is bliss
There's almost no in between
Knowledge is power
Haiku # 77345, November 5, 2024 4:48 pm ET
by Serendipity of NYC
Astroturfed revolt:
They're betting on police state;
Excuse for crackdown.
Haiku # 77344, November 5, 2024 12:34 pm ET
by Whoever Gets "Elected" of course, we MUST keep arming I$r@eL
this is how it starts
behold a falling empire
catch it if you can
Haiku # 77343, November 5, 2024 5:07 am ET
by ash of talkin' about a revolution
perplexing questions
why does a rat when it spins
if you don't give one ?
Haiku # 77342, November 4, 2024 3:37 am ET
by ash of heretic heritage
Feel the wart on your
bottom again. Tonight I'm
giving her a name.
Haiku # 77341, November 3, 2024 2:30 am ET
by Julian H of Lanestris
Have you ever wondered if intentionally creating a poorly written haiku could actually be a form of artistic expression or rebellion against traditional poetry standards? What impact could purposely breaking the rules of haiku form have on the perception of poetry as a whole?",
"refusal
Haiku # 77339, November 2, 2024 5:00 pm ET
by Kacperka of Polska
Legions of damned souls
Go ye forth: wander the night.
Eat loads of candy.
Haiku # 77338, October 31, 2024 11:39 am ET
by Lucifer's Witchy Grandma of Samhain
Shandabakeela
Shamanda bingo-boingo
Ko ko ko baba
Haiku # 77337, October 31, 2024 5:49 am ET
by Polyglot Pastor of Pentecostal PhD
Heart, to hobbyists,
for local pickup only,
tolerable scars.
Haiku # 77336, October 28, 2024 3:34 pm ET
by Julian H of Lanestris
Bad Haiku is life,
And true life is bad haiku.
Write haiku and LIVE.
Haiku # 77335, October 28, 2024 12:19 pm ET
by Read Me Later, like at Quarter of Seven
Find my syllable.
Go on-- find my syllable.
I will bless your soul.
Haiku # 77334, October 28, 2024 12:15 pm ET
by Imprecatory Psalms of David
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