Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 56 Days and 78008 Haiku later...
If Trump wins again,
He will lose again (vote count).
Expect big psy-ops.
Haiku # 77331 October 28, 2024 12:07 pm ET
by Larry Fink of Studying Torah 24/7
Trump is a not-see.
Diversity is weakness.
Go ahead: eat me.
Haiku # 77329 October 28, 2024 11:57 am ET
by Blackrock Agenda of Endless WAR
Haiku is so hard.
The last line is important,
Like: Grandma has a
Haiku # 77328 October 27, 2024 2:18 pm ET
by Cock of the Rock
Haikus are easy
Sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator
Haiku # 77327 October 27, 2024 11:15 am ET
by Rick Stronglove of Milky Way
Five days and nothing.
No one writes any haiku.
What the h3// is that?
Haiku # 77326 October 25, 2024 2:37 pm ET
by Haiku Monitor of Data-driven Haiku
White fragility:
Oh my gosh I'm so fragile...
I'm guilty. GUILTY.
Haiku # 77325 October 20, 2024 2:34 pm ET
by Robin Diangelo of NYT Toilet Paper
Ashes to ashes.
Doctor Strangelove on the beach:
Radioactive.
Haiku # 77324 October 20, 2024 8:34 am ET
by Cold War of Hot Hot Hot
It's remote control:
Government of my "country"...
Who could it be now?
Haiku # 77323 October 20, 2024 8:31 am ET
by Haiku Union of Men at Work
based on testaments
when it comes to killing jews
he started the trend
Haiku # 77322 October 20, 2024 8:12 am ET
by ash of bound for isaac, via divine decree
Let us praise the Lord
For His great gift of sunshine
And for World War Three
Haiku # 77321 October 20, 2024 8:11 am ET
by Haiku of Sovereign Omnipotence
I'm so moved by this:
The cat, the window, the pee...
It moved me to tears.
Haiku # 77320 October 20, 2024 8:07 am ET
by Weepy Will of Haikulandia
god hates ev'ryone
he regrets killing jesus
but it's too late now
Haiku # 77319 October 20, 2024 8:06 am ET
by ash of theological psychotherapy clinic
The cat sits outside
the toilet window. To pee,
I close the curtain.
Haiku # 77318 October 19, 2024 1:14 pm ET
by Julian H of Lanestris
Submissive haiku
Masochistic verses cry
Strike me painful words
Haiku # 77316 October 15, 2024 1:33 am ET
by Vhs
Halloween is near.
Haiku as hard as you can.
Turn back the darkness!
Haiku # 77315 October 13, 2024 5:29 pm ET
by New Mix of Vintage Obscura is out
ANTISEMITIC.
haiku: antisemitic.
(Antisemitic)
Haiku # 77314 October 12, 2024 4:03 pm ET
by Ham Japeth of Genesis
Netanyahoo? Hmmm.
Depends who "those people" are...
We'll just have to guess.
Haiku # 77313 October 10, 2024 9:21 am ET
by Samson Option of Delilah's Scissors
go netanyahu
kill all those problem people
the fine solution
Haiku # 77312 October 10, 2024 6:10 am ET
by ash of arbeit macht frei
I cant syllable.
Leave out too much damn letter.
I have grandma's cock.
Haiku # 77311 October 9, 2024 7:32 pm ET
by Phuq My Keyboard of Keebord
Lock down my haiku!
You're RACIST RACIST RACIST.
Wear your mak. Alone.
Haiku # 77310 October 9, 2024 7:27 pm ET
by Scan QR code
Courtesy of the
Prince of the Power of Air:
Tricky hurricanes!
Haiku # 77309 October 9, 2024 7:15 pm ET
by HAARP of Lucifer
Fake nation (with flag!)
Good at bombing civilians
Using your taxes....
Haiku # 77307 October 9, 2024 5:59 pm ET
by General Shlomo of Incoming
I've never been so
Shaken in my life ever
After all I've been through
Haiku # 77306 October 8, 2024 5:25 am ET
by Vhs
Not much matters like
It did when the world seemed sure
Then the storms crashed down
Haiku # 77305 October 8, 2024 5:23 am ET
by Vhs
I hardly post much
Cause I'd moved on to fan fiction
And that x space
Haiku # 77303 October 6, 2024 9:26 pm ET
by Vhs
I like now because
All the respectable is
Upended as crap
Haiku # 77302 October 6, 2024 9:25 pm ET
by Vhs
I was bs and
Moxie...far more immature
Far more too cereal
Haiku # 77301 October 6, 2024 9:24 pm ET
by Vhs
neurodivergence
it's not for everybody
but it sure is rife
Haiku # 77300 October 5, 2024 9:59 pm ET
by ash of outta sight insight
Hey you: sullen youth--
Too cool to serve the public?
(Too cool for a job!)
Haiku # 77299 October 5, 2024 2:49 pm ET
by Bad Customer Service of Would-be Thug Rap Star
Listening to this:
Electric Light Orchestra.
They were really good.
Haiku # 77298 October 3, 2024 8:58 pm ET
by Almost the Beatles of 1970s
Time to monetize
This silly little website:
Income for BlackRock.
Haiku # 77297 October 2, 2024 8:38 am ET
by Larry Fink, CEO of Everything Else
Adam and his wife
Had a threesome with serpent.
It did not end well...
Haiku # 77296 October 2, 2024 8:31 am ET
by Noticer of Sound Doctrinal Theology
World was always fucked
Since the Garden of Eden.
Entropy: the norm
Haiku # 77295 October 2, 2024 8:25 am ET
by Original Sin of Haiku
the world worries me
nothing in particular
it's all a bit fucked
Haiku # 77294 September 30, 2024 8:47 pm ET
by ash
Well then, go and die.
But please, stop farting on me.
That is so impolite.
Haiku # 77293 September 29, 2024 5:29 pm ET
by Mr. Manners of Your Mother's Babyhole
i farted on you

haha go eat shit faggot

i wanna go die
Haiku # 77292 September 28, 2024 10:16 pm ET
by venus of penus of shit
please go die lil shit

i just shit in a bucket

with your name on it
Haiku # 77291 September 28, 2024 10:12 pm ET
by shit of sydney, australia
Please tell me the truth:
VHS, were you "bs"
Sixteen years ago?
Haiku # 77290 September 27, 2024 3:04 pm ET
by Haiku Forensics of Internot
I wish to salute
All of my haiku brothers
And haiku sisters.
Haiku # 77289 September 26, 2024 8:32 pm ET
by Roll Call of Eternal Haiku
Politics and ticks
Latch on drain the life out of
Why and z z z
Haiku # 77288 September 26, 2024 2:42 pm ET
by Vhs
Yup. A fake-ass world.
Fake bot-comments on fake blogs
And fake-ass websites.
Haiku # 77287 September 26, 2024 10:12 am ET
by Fakir of Fakery of Internot
electoral college
must be a school for retards
judging by results
Haiku # 77286 September 24, 2024 8:47 am ET
by ash of disproportionate misrepresentation
Either Trump/Harris:
Merkans get what they deserve,
And win dumb prizes.
Haiku # 77285 September 23, 2024 1:46 pm ET
by Kump Tramala of 2024 or Bust
I'll spread on the cheese
And pray the current robot
Up north gets stored up
Haiku # 77284 September 23, 2024 10:46 am ET
by Vhs
come on you merkans
save the rest of the planet
from four years of trump
Haiku # 77283 September 23, 2024 7:37 am ET
by ash of don't make america grate again
K.C. Sunshine Band:
The eternal recurrence.
They tapped into it...
Haiku # 77282 September 22, 2024 4:55 pm ET
by Freddie N. of Freddie's Dead
what a tangled web
is weaved with cliches and forms
of vast emptyness
Haiku # 77281 September 20, 2024 12:08 pm ET
by vhs
bots will be bots and
the world keeps rotating on
in a space defined
Haiku # 77280 September 20, 2024 12:05 pm ET
by vhs
Reality is
around the corner and votes
won't even happen.
Haiku # 77279 September 20, 2024 11:11 am ET
by Syllabic Support Unit 66B of Haiku Triage
The reality is that the election is right around the corner and many votes wont even happen. Get out and vote.
Haiku # 77278 September 20, 2024 2:20 am ET
by Anthonyswele of Mozambique
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