Do you like that cheese
With bits of baby in it?
Yes, I thought you would...
by Darth Fetus of Holiday Appetizer Ideas
I hate abortion
But I love the fetus flesh
Not sure what to do
by Anonymous Poet
it's been far too long
and in spite of my desire
there is no haiku
by ash of perhaps another time
They scream and destroy
because they want ABORTION.
So they are guilty.
by As Charged
So sorry comrade
The war is not going well
But soon, we head east
by Russian "volunteer" of Looking for food
January sixth
Was worse than the holocaust.
And it was Trump's fault!
by Jared Kushner of Holy Mt. Zion
Klaus Schwab is a dolt.
His re-set is really dumb.
He is so stupid.
by Globalist Leaders are Actually Not Smart of But You Are
Now you’re laying there
You let the murderer in
Roomba Class Action
by Ophelia Queefe ( poet in residence) of The Law Offices of Cuntfart, Cuntfart, and Cunt
Cartier bracelet
You said you’d buy it for me
Cheap Darth Figpucker !!
by Haiku Honey of Hive
This activity
involves millions of microbes
Now you’re making cheese
by The Rat of Rathskeller
Politely declined:
Your offer of Camembert...
It was too runny.
by Fine Cheeses of Fifth Drink
After the fifth drink
he confessed his fantasies:
“I want to fuck cheese.”
by Drunk of Again
The Big (pussy) cat
Must go home and lick his wounds
Florida Hockey!
by Anonymous Poet
Hey Bible Boyfriend
I'm here at the museum
Tired of this shit
by Cyan of SLTX
White Antarctica!
Muhammadiyah lies there,
covered in deep ice.
by Guy with funny Beard and Holy Book of South Pole
You wanna get high?
Try Old Willow high test Ku(sh)
The sh’s silent
by High Kookaburra of Gum Tree
Add a "ku" on there,
SharonGlymn, you guinea pig.
Then you get "haiku"
by You Sexy Software, You
hi
by SharonGlymn of Equatorial Guinea
You’ll earn more money
delivering newspapers
than writing haiku
by Matsuo Basho’s Mother of (Channeled) Thanks, Shirley MacLaine
Lap of Luxury
At Home with Darth Figpucker
Unlimited Cheese
by Better Haiku and Gardens of Newsstand
Oh woe, woe is me.
My life has become haiku;
Haiku tragedy.
by Comedy of Tragic Haiku
I’ll pay the postage
Send me your slapped mosquitoes
I’m not a vampire
by Bugsy of Transylvania
I liked your haiku
In fact, I liked it so much
I bought the company
by One Syllable (toke) of Over the line
Hope no employer
ever finds my bad haiku
unless they love it.
by Human Haiku Resources of Haiku Hiring Inc.
Leave you to yourself
You smear poo haiku on walls
Then complain of smell
by MONARCH
Insomnia King
Consider a sledgehammer
Go, knock yourself out
by Lee Harvey Oddball of Book Nook
Caffeine nostalgia anger
Melatonin restlessness
Lonely sleep repeat
by MONARCH
It's 1997
a web of idealists
no spam to be found
by Looking back of In the past
His bowel movements
also broke world’s records
Now you’re in second
by You (#2) of 2nd Place
I don't believe you.
How could he eat all of that?
I can't swallow it.
by Eric Swallowell of Langley, VA
Michel Lotito
List of unusual items consumed
At least:[12][8][3]
18 bicycles
15 shopping carts
7 TV sets
6 chandeliers
2 beds
1 pair of skis
1 computer
1 Cessna 150 light aircraft
1 waterbed
500 metres (1,600 ft) of steel chain at once
1 coffin (with handles)
1 Guinness award plaque
45 door hinges
by Noticer of Details
Michael Lotito
craved funny things to eat-o!
18 bicycles
by Pain of Schwinntestines
A caricature
Of the mightiest nation
Forgetful of why
by 18 USC of 2381
How you like Brandon?
High prices, starting new wars . . .
I am not impressed.
by Vladimir P. of Arkangelsk
Run away from home
Pack up all your syllables
You haiku hobo
by Celestial Counselor of The Ethers
So go on home then.
Go home with Darth Figpucker.
He'll take care of you.
by Cyanara of C U Later
What is the downside?
What do people do for fun?
I wanna go home
by Cyan of Home
Ugh. It's you again.
Porn-site Eugene, from Russia.
Well your haiku SUCKS.
by Y tampoco eres dominicano, tonto
Quran is its name.
Got real mad in South Philly.
Its name is "Quran"
by And a Cheese Steak Over Here of Brotherly Love
Salvador Ramos
Had a terribly bad day
Hence, an armed tantrum.
by Stupid Law Enforcement May As Well Have Given Him ANOTHER Hour
If you ever get
sweaty balls at the golf course
use the ball washer
by Arnold “Harry” Palmer of 19th Green
Up in the window
Is that Anthony Perkins
or Darth Figpucker?
by Noticer of Details
Headless conjoined twin
Our pronouns are What. The. F@ck.
Mother liked you best
by Tired of 4 legged pants
You’re on the menu
Self cannibalizing snake
Ssssssssss…one last selfie
by S.C. Snake of Gone
crying sobbing floor pissing everywhere I bet, maybe even shit
by mcdoodly of the farm
actual haiku
the way the net used to be
ironic and free
by vhs
Here comes the white lady.
Let's tell her some more bullshit...
Then she'll give us stuff.
by Giggling Natives of Oceania
"I must sacrifice
ALL for anthropology"
Dusk. Rustling palm-fronds...
by Ongoing Saga of Margie and The Doctor
Oh please Gregory--
At least leave me a hammock
And some potted meat...
by Margaret Bateson of Stranded in Samoa
Big doctor return.
Him come back soon soon from sky:
high-high silver bird!
by Cargo-cult of Dr. G. Bateson 1947
