Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
25 Years, 271 Days and 75948 Haiku later...

Brian Wilson’s taint
If you hold your ear up to
You’ll hear the ocean
Haiku # 75870, July 5, 2022 1:25 pm ET
by Recipient of good vibrations ( don’t stop)
Toilet left un-flushed
But when you return, it’s gone…
Turd Burglar strikes again
Haiku # 75869, July 5, 2022 1:21 pm ET
by Noticer of Details
Inhaling hot dogs
4th of July. The next morning…
Frankly… Got the runs
Haiku # 75868, July 5, 2022 1:17 pm ET
by Revenge of The Meat Byproducts
What a day for it
Firecracker ass rocket
I salute you, Darth!
Haiku # 75867, July 5, 2022 12:48 am ET
by Brown Skies of Philippines
Bamboo shoots for lunch
Then, under the fingernails
This restaurant’s torture!
Haiku # 75866, July 4, 2022 11:33 am ET
by Gordon Ramrod of Panda Pavilion
Gentle night rain falls
Upon the young bamboo grove . . .
Hey - put that down! HELP!
Haiku # 75864, July 3, 2022 8:29 am ET
by Haiku Poet 911 Recording of True Haiku Crime
I created this;
This entire haiku site.
It was not "Janis".
Haiku # 75863, July 3, 2022 8:23 am ET
by Delusions of Solipsism
We came. We saw. Then
We read one of Darth's haikus
And fart-vomited.
Haiku # 75862, July 3, 2022 8:19 am ET
by Virtually, of Course...
Haiku is the bomb.
Haiku is the witch's tit.
Haiku comes from God.
Haiku # 75861, July 3, 2022 8:15 am ET
by And It Is Almost As Fantastic As Donald Trump's Hair
My haiku blesses.
My verse is like a cool breeze
Or massive fart blast.
Haiku # 75860, July 3, 2022 8:08 am ET
by Haiku in Style of Figpucker-san
Of all shameful jobs
The most cringeworthy of all:
to WRITE about ROCK.
Haiku # 75859, July 3, 2022 8:00 am ET
by Greil Marcus of Eleanor Gerstley
Not "tragic" at all.
Kurt Cobain's suicide was
Quite hilarious.
Haiku # 75858, July 3, 2022 7:36 am ET
by Dumbass in Sweater Screaming into Mike of 1990s
Yuri Bezmenov.
He throws down tha best lyrix.
'Cause he K.G.B.
Haiku # 75857, July 2, 2022 11:08 pm ET
by Tomas Schuman of BitChute
Another haiku
Putting in my hours at
Haiku Factory
Haiku # 75856, July 1, 2022 10:46 pm ET
by CYAN hehe of Home
To Fu and Li Po
Hanging out in the washroom
There, they meet Lo Flo
Haiku # 75855, July 1, 2022 1:49 pm ET
by Mr. Floatie. (Doug) (aka Dookie) of Left behind
You! I.P. Daley:
What you write about China?
Yellow journalist!
Haiku # 75853, July 1, 2022 5:52 am ET
by Edgar Snow-job of CCP Bio-weapons Lunchbox
To Fu met Li Po.
Much wine consumed in moonlight.
Li Po pause to pee.
Haiku # 75852, July 1, 2022 5:46 am ET
by Yellow River of He Pee Nightly
Yo soy To Fu
Haiku # 75851, June 30, 2022 8:21 pm ET
by To Fu
The poet To Fu
bought an oscillating fan
and farted at it
Haiku # 75850, June 30, 2022 6:38 pm ET
by Your name of Carried by by the wind
the poet Tu Fu
walked next to the winding creek
unzipped took a leak
Haiku # 75849, June 30, 2022 2:26 pm ET
by Tu Fu's zipper of Pants too small
Gran found nootropics
discovering the right stack
it's epic pill time
Haiku # 75848, June 30, 2022 2:24 pm ET
by Dr. Oz of Sutnack
Read all about it
Mike Tyson prepare to box
Mutant uvula
Haiku # 75847, June 30, 2022 1:59 pm ET
by compère of u mom boxing glove
you can not spell Spam
without pam, perhaps she is
the mystery meat
Haiku # 75846, June 30, 2022 1:50 pm ET
by Meat Machine of Spam, NJ
oh autocorrect
you have mocked me yet again
why must I spell good?
Haiku # 75845, June 30, 2022 1:49 pm ET
by elevate of haiku rash
harken a larken
German translations are fun
stubbed my toezen
Haiku # 75844, June 30, 2022 1:46 pm ET
by Alfred Nickelbacken of WienerTown
it's a fucking desk
right in the fucking corner
time to fucking die
Haiku # 75843, June 30, 2022 1:38 pm ET
by f word fun of desk factory Mumbai
Buongiorno motherfuckers!
Haiku # 75841, June 30, 2022 10:21 am ET
by Bender of of Spaghetti
Science is scary
When you don't understand it
Because you're stupid
Haiku # 75840, June 30, 2022 9:41 am ET
by Praise Geeezus
Good Morning!
Haiku # 75839, June 30, 2022 2:44 am ET
by velolnen of Canada
Follow the Science!
Follow it right up your hole.
That's where your soul was.
Haiku # 75838, June 29, 2022 5:40 pm ET
by Wholistic Spirituality of Atheism Lite
Pfuck Pfizer. All lies.
Gates' father: Planned Parenthood.
Go look it up, dolt.
Haiku # 75837, June 29, 2022 5:38 pm ET
by Margaret Sanger of Your Mother
Same old characters
Just like here at Bad Haiku...
That's what you're saying?
Haiku # 75833, June 29, 2022 6:50 am ET
by Pinyin Ping-pong of Table Tennis
So-- back to Donald?
You return to him again...
For inspiration.
Haiku # 75831, June 29, 2022 2:23 am ET
by Cheeto 45 of Rent-free
Donald Trump’s mother
missed an opportunity
to abort that spawn
Haiku # 75830, June 29, 2022 12:55 am ET
by Coat hanger of Gold
Don't like abortion?
Well then you should ignore them
Just like school shootings
Haiku # 75828, June 28, 2022 9:51 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Pinyin Chin Chin:
Your haiku will never win
Three characters in.
Haiku # 75827, June 28, 2022 6:59 am ET
by Stick to Aphorisms, Fool
I was just going to say that
Haiku # 75826, June 27, 2022 11:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
cyan the color
it's tattooed upon your skin
primordial birth
Haiku # 75824, June 26, 2022 11:12 am ET
by cyan of sleitchen tx
Baby and fetus
Are not the same thing dummy
And I don't like cheese
Haiku # 75823, June 26, 2022 12:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
That red wheelbarrow
Means absolutely nothing
And Williams wrote shit.
Haiku # 75822, June 25, 2022 7:26 pm ET
by Edna St. Vincent Milady of Modernist Hell
That red wheelbarrow
Means absolutely nothing
And Williams wrote shit.
Haiku # 75821, June 25, 2022 5:28 pm ET
by Edna St. Vincent Milady of Modernist Hell
Do you like that cheese
With bits of baby in it?
Yes, I thought you would...
Haiku # 75820, June 24, 2022 6:34 am ET
by Darth Fetus of Holiday Appetizer Ideas
I hate abortion
But I love the fetus flesh
Not sure what to do
Haiku # 75819, June 23, 2022 7:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
it's been far too long
and in spite of my desire
there is no haiku
Haiku # 75818, June 23, 2022 9:52 am ET
by ash of perhaps another time

They scream and destroy
because they want ABORTION.
So they are guilty.
Haiku # 75817, June 22, 2022 6:34 pm ET
by As Charged
So sorry comrade
The war is not going well
But soon, we head east
Haiku # 75816, June 22, 2022 5:46 pm ET
by Russian "volunteer" of Looking for food
January sixth
Was worse than the holocaust.
And it was Trump's fault!
Haiku # 75814, June 21, 2022 2:24 pm ET
by Jared Kushner of Holy Mt. Zion
Klaus Schwab is a dolt.
His re-set is really dumb.
He is so stupid.
Haiku # 75813, June 20, 2022 4:27 pm ET
by Globalist Leaders are Actually Not Smart of But You Are
Now you’re laying there
You let the murderer in
Roomba Class Action
Haiku # 75811, June 20, 2022 11:22 am ET
by Ophelia Queefe ( poet in residence) of The Law Offices of Cuntfart, Cuntfart, and Cunt
Cartier bracelet
You said you’d buy it for me
Cheap Darth Figpucker !!
Haiku # 75810, June 20, 2022 10:17 am ET
by Haiku Honey of Hive
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