Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
25 Years, 271 Days and 75949 Haiku later...

To Fu and Li Po
Hanging out in the washroom
There, they meet Lo Flo
Haiku # 75855, July 1, 2022 1:49 pm ET
by Mr. Floatie. (Doug) (aka Dookie) of Left behind
You! I.P. Daley:
What you write about China?
Yellow journalist!
Haiku # 75853, July 1, 2022 5:52 am ET
by Edgar Snow-job of CCP Bio-weapons Lunchbox
To Fu met Li Po.
Much wine consumed in moonlight.
Li Po pause to pee.
Haiku # 75852, July 1, 2022 5:46 am ET
by Yellow River of He Pee Nightly
Yo soy To Fu
Haiku # 75851, June 30, 2022 8:21 pm ET
by To Fu
The poet To Fu
bought an oscillating fan
and farted at it
Haiku # 75850, June 30, 2022 6:38 pm ET
by Your name of Carried by by the wind
the poet Tu Fu
walked next to the winding creek
unzipped took a leak
Haiku # 75849, June 30, 2022 2:26 pm ET
by Tu Fu's zipper of Pants too small
Gran found nootropics
discovering the right stack
it's epic pill time
Haiku # 75848, June 30, 2022 2:24 pm ET
by Dr. Oz of Sutnack
Read all about it
Mike Tyson prepare to box
Mutant uvula
Haiku # 75847, June 30, 2022 1:59 pm ET
by compère of u mom boxing glove
you can not spell Spam
without pam, perhaps she is
the mystery meat
Haiku # 75846, June 30, 2022 1:50 pm ET
by Meat Machine of Spam, NJ
oh autocorrect
you have mocked me yet again
why must I spell good?
Haiku # 75845, June 30, 2022 1:49 pm ET
by elevate of haiku rash
harken a larken
German translations are fun
stubbed my toezen
Haiku # 75844, June 30, 2022 1:46 pm ET
by Alfred Nickelbacken of WienerTown
it's a fucking desk
right in the fucking corner
time to fucking die
Haiku # 75843, June 30, 2022 1:38 pm ET
by f word fun of desk factory Mumbai
Buongiorno motherfuckers!
Haiku # 75841, June 30, 2022 10:21 am ET
by Bender of of Spaghetti
Science is scary
When you don't understand it
Because you're stupid
Haiku # 75840, June 30, 2022 9:41 am ET
by Praise Geeezus
Good Morning!
Haiku # 75839, June 30, 2022 2:44 am ET
by velolnen of Canada
Follow the Science!
Follow it right up your hole.
That's where your soul was.
Haiku # 75838, June 29, 2022 5:40 pm ET
by Wholistic Spirituality of Atheism Lite
Pfuck Pfizer. All lies.
Gates' father: Planned Parenthood.
Go look it up, dolt.
Haiku # 75837, June 29, 2022 5:38 pm ET
by Margaret Sanger of Your Mother
Same old characters
Just like here at Bad Haiku...
That's what you're saying?
Haiku # 75833, June 29, 2022 6:50 am ET
by Pinyin Ping-pong of Table Tennis
So-- back to Donald?
You return to him again...
For inspiration.
Haiku # 75831, June 29, 2022 2:23 am ET
by Cheeto 45 of Rent-free
Donald Trump’s mother
missed an opportunity
to abort that spawn
Haiku # 75830, June 29, 2022 12:55 am ET
by Coat hanger of Gold
Don't like abortion?
Well then you should ignore them
Just like school shootings
Haiku # 75828, June 28, 2022 9:51 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Pinyin Chin Chin:
Your haiku will never win
Three characters in.
Haiku # 75827, June 28, 2022 6:59 am ET
by Stick to Aphorisms, Fool
I was just going to say that
Haiku # 75826, June 27, 2022 11:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
cyan the color
it's tattooed upon your skin
primordial birth
Haiku # 75824, June 26, 2022 11:12 am ET
by cyan of sleitchen tx
Baby and fetus
Are not the same thing dummy
And I don't like cheese
Haiku # 75823, June 26, 2022 12:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
That red wheelbarrow
Means absolutely nothing
And Williams wrote shit.
Haiku # 75822, June 25, 2022 7:26 pm ET
by Edna St. Vincent Milady of Modernist Hell
That red wheelbarrow
Means absolutely nothing
And Williams wrote shit.
Haiku # 75821, June 25, 2022 5:28 pm ET
by Edna St. Vincent Milady of Modernist Hell
Do you like that cheese
With bits of baby in it?
Yes, I thought you would...
Haiku # 75820, June 24, 2022 6:34 am ET
by Darth Fetus of Holiday Appetizer Ideas
I hate abortion
But I love the fetus flesh
Not sure what to do
Haiku # 75819, June 23, 2022 7:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
it's been far too long
and in spite of my desire
there is no haiku
Haiku # 75818, June 23, 2022 9:52 am ET
by ash of perhaps another time

They scream and destroy
because they want ABORTION.
So they are guilty.
Haiku # 75817, June 22, 2022 6:34 pm ET
by As Charged
So sorry comrade
The war is not going well
But soon, we head east
Haiku # 75816, June 22, 2022 5:46 pm ET
by Russian "volunteer" of Looking for food
January sixth
Was worse than the holocaust.
And it was Trump's fault!
Haiku # 75814, June 21, 2022 2:24 pm ET
by Jared Kushner of Holy Mt. Zion
Klaus Schwab is a dolt.
His re-set is really dumb.
He is so stupid.
Haiku # 75813, June 20, 2022 4:27 pm ET
by Globalist Leaders are Actually Not Smart of But You Are
Now you’re laying there
You let the murderer in
Roomba Class Action
Haiku # 75811, June 20, 2022 11:22 am ET
by Ophelia Queefe ( poet in residence) of The Law Offices of Cuntfart, Cuntfart, and Cunt
Cartier bracelet
You said you’d buy it for me
Cheap Darth Figpucker !!
Haiku # 75810, June 20, 2022 10:17 am ET
by Haiku Honey of Hive
This activity
involves millions of microbes
Now you’re making cheese
Haiku # 75809, June 20, 2022 10:05 am ET
by The Rat of Rathskeller
Politely declined:
Your offer of Camembert...
It was too runny.
Haiku # 75808, June 20, 2022 6:05 am ET
by Fine Cheeses of Fifth Drink
After the fifth drink
he confessed his fantasies:
“I want to fuck cheese.”
Haiku # 75807, June 20, 2022 3:32 am ET
by Drunk of Again
The Big (pussy) cat
Must go home and lick his wounds
Florida Hockey!
Haiku # 75805, June 18, 2022 11:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hey Bible Boyfriend
I'm here at the museum
Tired of this shit
Haiku # 75803, June 18, 2022 11:13 am ET
by Cyan of SLTX
White Antarctica!
Muhammadiyah lies there,
covered in deep ice.
Haiku # 75802, June 16, 2022 10:46 am ET
by Guy with funny Beard and Holy Book of South Pole
You wanna get high?
Try Old Willow high test Ku(sh)
The sh’s silent
Haiku # 75800, June 15, 2022 3:34 am ET
by High Kookaburra of Gum Tree
Add a "ku" on there,
SharonGlymn, you guinea pig.
Then you get "haiku"
Haiku # 75799, June 14, 2022 10:35 pm ET
by You Sexy Software, You
hi
Haiku # 75798, June 14, 2022 6:14 pm ET
by SharonGlymn of Equatorial Guinea
You’ll earn more money
delivering newspapers
than writing haiku
Haiku # 75797, June 14, 2022 1:44 am ET
by Matsuo Basho’s Mother of (Channeled) Thanks, Shirley MacLaine
Lap of Luxury
At Home with Darth Figpucker
Unlimited Cheese
Haiku # 75796, June 13, 2022 9:19 pm ET
by Better Haiku and Gardens of Newsstand
Oh woe, woe is me.
My life has become haiku;
Haiku tragedy.
Haiku # 75795, June 13, 2022 4:31 pm ET
by Comedy of Tragic Haiku
I’ll pay the postage
Send me your slapped mosquitoes
I’m not a vampire
Haiku # 75794, June 13, 2022 3:46 pm ET
by Bugsy of Transylvania
I liked your haiku
In fact, I liked it so much
I bought the company
Haiku # 75793, June 13, 2022 2:01 pm ET
by One Syllable (toke) of Over the line
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