I'm up in your face
You thought I was gone for good
John Boy Walton's mole!
Haiku #68864, by J to the B to the W to the M of All up in your face November 21, 2020 5:14 am ET
My best winning streak
Xenomorphs for five hundred
Dink in jeopardy!
Haiku #68863, by Xenomorphs of Hanging from the really smart phallus of Alex Trebek November 21, 2020 4:20 am ET
You ever wonder what the biological purpose of the tongue with teeth could have for the alien xenomorph? Does that weird little mouth actually eat or does it just grab onto food and or help to kill it? Does it have its own seperate digestive track? Or even its own seperate brain? I kind of doubt that last one, but you never know. I'd kind of like a tongue like that. I mean, not to eat things, but you know, it is kind of phallic and I bet chicks would dig it. Like way more than haiku poetry.