Note on toilet seat:
"Don't Flush! Getting tape measure.
It's a world record!"

Darth of the Three Dinks
I'll call you Triskelion
Where do you buy pants?

Jello Wrestling.
Biden and Trump butt-naked.
Live stream on PornHub.

You left the lid up
That's why I filed for divorce
So tired of your shit

there is a bottom
he's the man-child at the top
a great orange arse

So you guys are worried about the next face that our problems is going to disguise itself as rather than the problems themselves.

Go out and buy guns.
That's the only solution.
You will thank me soon.

I know more than you.
Listen to the old-timers.
Can't keep their mouths shut.

You ever wonder...
Do Eskimoes bang cave bears?
Hibernation rape.

Hey look, could be worse.
What if I were president?
Call me Darth Nuke-em!

Reset the clock back
to the stone age and we'll all
use spears and stone tools.

And be mutated.
But that's like half the fun, yeah?
Check out my three schlongs.

Flush that clogger down
Good riddance, foul orange clown
Joe's coming to town

Are you on crack man?
C'mon man- you voted for Joe?
How damn dumb was that?

President Harris
Say it with me sad lofan....
President Harris

Inmate Donald tRump
Say it with me sad lofan
Inmate Donald tRump

Sometimes I wonder
How dumb republicans are
There is no bottom

Magic man in sky
Will save us from the science
We don't understand

Seventy one million votes
For President Trump
Not one city destroyed

What does that tell you
Democrat destroyer dolts?
You won but- you lost.

In less than one year
Joe Bribe'um will give
The rule of America

To Komodo Harris
Then you will holler real loud
Damn! what have I done?!

The young Staruck's girl
With a fine outstanding body
and a lovely face

Was glad to see me
Until Gavin Guv. Gruesome
Shut down the seating.

The Bolshevik fop
makes rules for the poor Kulaks
at the French Laundry.

Democrat Bastard
typical hypocrite clown
like all of your clan.

Stop the steal? Really?
Bunch of whining deniers
More like stop the squeal

One haiku, three lies.
Well done fascist footlocker
I hope you catch it.

Glorified chest cold.
Red Chinee lab-made virus:
Globalist's wet-dream.

We are Covid Kids.
4 million strong, and growing.
That's active cases.

You should not be here.
Please go get your Trump Won sign.
Join the protests now.

Control the virus
Who will make all the dildos
if China goes down?

Let's measure it, Darth
Contraption from old shoe store
Feels good and accurate

I find it interesting how some states in the US have a lingering "active covid" cases and others seem to have "instant recovery".

The lack of consistent reporting of cases and inaccuracy of data leads to poor decision making for those in charge of handling the crisis.

My penis is a bit on the small size, but still I'd really like a blowjob after my morning coffee b/c I'm fresh out of guinea pigs to rape.

Will the virus mutate over the winter into a more lasting and dangerous strain? We can only pray that it will. Therefore the US will be vulnerable to military invasion and China will take over, ending the era of the "free world" and we will all be communists.

You can blame Donald Trump, but his penis is smaller than mine and that's why I voted for him. So it's okay.

to be honest i
don't give a shit about that
guy on here's thingy

twitter is worse by a light year

Fig leaf malfunction
Garden of Eden tent pole
Now here comes the snake

No, I have not pooped.
Next you'll say I'm full of shit.
A double meaning.

Either way, you're right.
My God, you are so clever.
How do you do that?

An overdue patch
Is better late than never
But oh, so, so late

Say, Darth, my good man
It's kind of personal but
Did you poop today?

There are good people
Since God created mankind.
(But not the Marxists)

I must write something.
I only have a minute.
Oh, shit, now it's gone.

Fish are assholes too
"I can breathe in the water!"
Arrogant fuckers

There aren't good people.
Since the first ape walked upright.
Since fish first breathed air.

torch that jazz lettuce
then suck like a hoover, but...
don't be a bogart

set up us the don
all your white house are belong
no chance to survive

Now someone chimes in
"There's still good people out there."
I could write this script

Paying it forward
with random acts of blow jobs
in the Starbucks line

Have you lost all faith..
In God and humanity?
You are not alone.

Sativa fire gold
Watermelon gelato
The devil's lettuce

What you smokin', man?
Indica or Sativa.
Sativa's my friend.

Panic Room fogged up
Combinations of your farts
and this big phat spliff

I enslave my sin.
It does not enslave me.
Except on weekends.

Huh huh, you said "fart".
Fart oo much. I heard it, dude.
Wanna hear me fart?

Methinks thou dost talk
far too much.Thou art surely
enslaved to thy sin.

I enjoy saying highly inappropriate things to get an angry response.
I enjoy watching enemies suffer and often go to lengths to make sure that it happens.
I fart a lot.
I like an occassional beer or two, mushrooms, marijuana, once in a blue moon, LSD. But I get pissed at drunks and those who take drugs way too much.
Hmmm... Maybe I'm just a grumpy old fart. Is that a mental condition?
Fuck it, time for morning exercise.

I don't suffer from
insanity due to the
fact I enjoy it.

It's highly likely
that Darth Whorrendous has a
MENTAL DISORDER.

it's highly likely
those alien anal probes
aren't scientific

viagra shoppers
don't buy those fake boner pills
you know you'll get stiffed

petulant pissant
the puckering president
doing fishy lips

Oh, I had a boner
I steered the Uber with it
They call you Smalldink?

That's bullshit. The aliens picked me up and never once hit on me.