I must write something.
I only have a minute.
Oh, shit, now it's gone.
by dw
Fish are assholes too
"I can breathe in the water!"
Arrogant fuckers
by Gamey Warden
There aren't good people.
Since the first ape walked upright.
Since fish first breathed air.
by blahblah
torch that jazz lettuce
then suck like a hoover, but...
don't be a bogart
by ash
set up us the don
all your white house are belong
no chance to survive
by ash of the west (zero) wing
Now someone chimes in
"There's still good people out there."
I could write this script
by Drunk of Barstool
Paying it forward
with random acts of blow jobs
in the Starbucks line
by Caffeinated of Starbucks
Have you lost all faith..
In God and humanity?
You are not alone.
by Darth Whorendous
Sativa fire gold
Watermelon gelato
The devil's lettuce
by High AF of Pacific Northwest
What you smokin', man?
Indica or Sativa.
Sativa's my friend.
by Oregon bound.
Panic Room fogged up
Combinations of your farts
and this big phat spliff
by Allsmoke of High As Fuck
I enslave my sin.
It does not enslave me.
Except on weekends.
by Darth Whorendous
Huh huh, you said "fart".
Fart oo much. I heard it, dude.
Wanna hear me fart?
by Me farts you think too much.
Methinks thou dost talk
far too much.Thou art surely
enslaved to thy sin.
by King James of 1611
I enjoy saying highly inappropriate things to get an angry response.
I enjoy watching enemies suffer and often go to lengths to make sure that it happens.
I fart a lot.
I like an occassional beer or two, mushrooms, marijuana, once in a blue moon, LSD. But I get pissed at drunks and those who take drugs way too much.
Hmmm... Maybe I'm just a grumpy old fart. Is that a mental condition?
Fuck it, time for morning exercise.
by blahblahblah of I sure would like to have a name to attach to my disorder. Misanthropic platypus analizer. Sounds good.
I don't suffer from
insanity due to the
fact I enjoy it.
by dw. Is the fear of having a mental disorder a mental disorder?
It's highly likely
that Darth Whorrendous has a
MENTAL DISORDER.
by Science is Unreal of Fake Therapy
it's highly likely
those alien anal probes
aren't scientific
by ash
viagra shoppers
don't buy those fake boner pills
you know you'll get stiffed
by ash
petulant pissant
the puckering president
doing fishy lips
by ash
Oh, I had a boner
I steered the Uber with it
They call you Smalldink?
by Alien Uber of GPS ( Genitalia Performs Steering)
That's bullshit. The aliens picked me up and never once hit on me.
by Anonymous Poet
Glow in the dark dinks
No more tripping over them
Prevent slips and falls
by Glow in the Dark Dinks, Co. of China
Ride in a spaceship
Tall Grays hustling Uber
They'll try to fuck you
by I. kindalikedit of Out in orbit
Demon rats think they won
But like Fidel fans in Cuba
Soon- find that they lost.
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
The Chicom killer's
Kill million people, world wide
Demonrats- blame Trump
by Wonglofan of Kalifornia
Thanks for the heads up
I just put in a quarter
for a superball
by Dejected of Vending Machines
The Chinese put covid in gumball machine toys. When we're at a low, they will march right in. Take my word for it!
by Anonymous Poet
Sunbathing town slut
On an old 7-Up towel
That's when I mooned her
by Hiding from Mom of Grounded
the thoughtful poet
carefully considers verse
and doesn't post here
by ash
They fatten them up
Seven weeks of speed eating
and off to market
Phallic Greengrocer
He's calling out the Devil
What a fine eggplant
by Fugg Ugly of Pool Hall
Cephalopod's choice
Get fucked by 7 seahorses
or read these poens
by Ann D'Theroff of Trough
How about covid?
They look like suction cup balls.
Twenty five cents each.
Made by communists.
At a cost of 2 cents each.
Bio-econ war.
by Tell me I'm wrong!
Adrenaline form
From chops u dick
Stick mouth in meat stick
Thrash throat trash
by Puss Dick of Andyâ
Can-ibalism.
Pinnacle of modern world.
Human meat in cans.
by Trumps neck looks tasty.
You get dead silence
Mention cannibalism
It's like no one cares
by Sausage dink of Under old willow
Yeah, go ahead man
Slather it all over you, man.
That would be witchy
by Charles Manson of I could be here..or I could be over there
Spread Gulden's Mustard
on your bologna sandwich
My advice to you
by Cold Cut chillin of Meat Bin
The people eaters
They've got all the heads in jars
up in the cupboard
by Drunk of Barstool
Pussy is stinky.
It's better to fuck lunch meat.
It's in The Bible.
by Mason Jarr Hedd of No pickle relish.
Kindly go on
I heard and saw you lie
You disgust all like rye
Little bumps of shit
by Pimple Dick of Puss Filled Miami
Lunch meat rebelion.
All women will be enslaved.
We fuck bologna.
Women are all whores.
Cunts are for reproduction.
Good for nothing else.
The real question is
Oscar Mayer or Hormel?
Bologna or Ham?
I think I prefer
Oscar Mayer Naturals
Turkey ham slices.
by Mason Jarr of Your Fearless Leader
Is your name Mason?
I saw you on Mike Douglas
Still enjoy your meat?
by Lunchable of Under old willow
Innappropriate
Luncheon meat activities.
What's my first name, bitch?!
by Oscar
The Greatest Haiku
Some of them can be found here
and some of them can't
by Noticer of Details of Haiku Central
All I want is for
covid to kill poets and
other enemies.
by I still think we need airborne HIV of Or rogue war robots and smart missiles that are self-aware.
Haiku do not "want".
It is you, my friend, that wants.
Always so greedy.
by If you want something, then riot for it, like the rest of us.
Get back in line Darth.
Your haiku has been measured
And been found wanting.
by Syllabobble Police of Haiku Patrol
hail the golden goose
a stale donald duck l'orange
serve the just deserts
by ash
the greatest critic
i bet trump thinks that blue poles
means democrat votes
by ash of national gallery of australia
