Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #68794
I enjoy saying highly inappropriate things to get an angry response.
I enjoy watching enemies suffer and often go to lengths to make sure that it happens.
I fart a lot.
I like an occassional beer or two, mushrooms, marijuana, once in a blue moon, LSD. But I get pissed at drunks and those who take drugs way too much.
Hmmm... Maybe I'm just a grumpy old fart. Is that a mental condition?
Fuck it, time for morning exercise.
Haiku #68794
Posted: November 15, 2020 7:15 pm ET
Poet & location: blahblahblah of I sure would like to have a name to attach to my disorder. Misanthropic platypus analizer. Sounds good.